18 Nigerian Men That Prove That Other Men Should Just Give Up

August 21, 2015

Nigerian men have been named the 8th Sexiest Men in the World, according to a survey done, when 66,000 American women took a poll on  MissTravel.com.

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As much as all Nigerian men would like to believe that this ranking applies to all of them, it doesn’t. It probably only applies to these men:

Oh hey there, Richard Mofe Damijo!

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Yes or no… to Joseph Benjamin?

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But what if Lynxxx was waiting on you?

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If you could have a shoulder rub from Alex Ekubo…

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Or dinner with Ebuka Obi Uchendu.

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After dinner with Ramsey Noah.

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Climb into bed with Uti Nwachukwu.

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But Chiwetel Ejiofor sees into your soul.

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A phone call from Sesan.

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Praiz serenades you.

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Iyanya err… dances?

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Would it be okay if IK Ogbonna made you breakfast?

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Or OC Ukeje invites you to skinny dip in a private swimming pool?

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Maybe you’d prefer a long walk on the beach, while the sun sets with Peter Okoye.

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Or a picnic with John Boyega.

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You could go see Paris with Banky W.

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Or a have movie marathon with Gbenro Ajibade.

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Crown it with bath with Dare Art Alade.

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Yup, I said it. Give up.

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