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    16 Things That Get You An Instant Slap From Your Parents

    Slaps that will make you question your destiny in life!

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    1. Losing all home training and talking back at your parents.

    2. Chooking mouth in matters that don’t concern you.

    https://twitter.com/_faythex_/status/769909391080292352

    3. Forming ‘odechi’ when your parents beat you.

    4. Making the mistake of coming home 1 minute after 6pm.

    5. Sharing good news with your village people.

    https://twitter.com/LynnBlaze/status/769898168947441666

    6. Showing your Dad you have a very big mouth.

    https://twitter.com/UNcubeOthungayo/status/769895703208456192

    7. Forming I too know for your Mum in front of her visitors.

    8. Doing longthroat and eating the biggest piece of meat in the pot.

    https://twitter.com/Mefied/status/769928542780096512

    9. Forgetting to remove the meat from the freezer.

    https://twitter.com/Just_Midzi/status/769933125275254784

    10. Calling older people by their names.

    11. Not rolling on the floor to greet the visitors in your house.

    https://twitter.com/RonaldPhiri01/status/769921572555595777

    12. Telling your parents you want to follow your dreams.

    13. Blocking your mum’s slaps when she’s beating you.

    https://twitter.com/MercyPheona/status/769958010420547584

    14. Having the liver to watch TV after failing your exams.

    15. Doing oversabi and using your mum’s special plates to eat.

    16. Giving your parents anything with your left hand.

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