1. 1 Dollar = 1000 Naira

Heart attack in one sentence.

2. 70 Naira gala.

How am i supposed to buy gala and coke now?

3. V.I.O.

Agents of frustration.

4. Your mother calling your full name.

You’ll be destabilised, even though you dunno why she’s calling you.

5. Buying a meat pie that has nothing in it.

Just chest pain for the rest of the day.

6. Sending credit to a wrong number.

Have to call MTN and start crying on the phone.

7. Your parent dropping the cane and wanting to use their hands.

That means they’re prepared to kill.

8. When the ATM didn’t dispense but you still got debited.

Enough to make a grown man cry.