17 Reasons To Eat Small Chops For Breakfast, Lunch And Dinner

August 3, 2016

1. Because you can have em like this for breakfast

2. Lunch is served

3. Small chops in formation

4. The. Perfect. Ultimate. Snack

6. Believe what you want, but small chops are a balanced diet

7. I mean…

8. Isn’t this beautiful?

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9. Only a monster can resist something that looks like this

10. Or this

11. See, ehn…

12. Look, small chops work in any context

13. No event is complete without it

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14. I would like to know which got done first, the working or the chopping

15. They’ve been known to make everything better

16. Of course, this blue-haired person approves

17. And if for some reason, you still had doubts, well…

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