The public holiday was not just a long ass weekend, but also a hive of really lit events which included the popular Socialympics.

Apparently, someone took this random picture of  badass photographer, Anny Roberts, and the peng Brendalishus, but people with  no chill on the internet have given it the most hilarious captions you can ever think of.

1. When your customer is a cash madam.

'Oya aunty add N100 make I use am buy coke' pic.twitter.com/31qy9FkMVL

— Sweet Boy. (@De0lu) September 12, 2016

2. How you ask your mommy if you can play with your friends

https://twitter.com/OsheyD/status/775241265579487232

3. When your wife is just a badass madam

"My love, I've put the kids to sleep & I'm abt to start washing your clothes,should I serve your food now or later?" pic.twitter.com/FGZ3sDP5PD

— Full Adult Human Being. (@makingcheddah) September 12, 2016

4. When someone in the club is toasting you

Ma please my Oga saw you walk into this club and said I should give you his card pic.twitter.com/c3RwSGJrpw

— wani-sama (@TheUwaniAliyu) September 12, 2016

5. When someone that’s not your mate comes to take your seat.

https://twitter.com/Opuofoni_/status/775280249902927872

6. When your gateman is the bringer of bad news

https://twitter.com/dipo_os/status/775246662562418688

7. How to do stylish ‘beggy-beggy’

'Please, I'm not a beggar, I came for an interview and I don't have transport fare' pic.twitter.com/oXkt4nLEyh

— EKÙN (@Blvck_skinhead) September 12, 2016

8. When the oversabi usher in church comes to disturb your peace

https://twitter.com/TheIvuoma/status/775275571370717184

9. When a peng babe is trying to fall your hands in the presence of your enemies.

"My friends are looking, at least take my phone and pretend to give me your number" pic.twitter.com/tn3E4p0sJh

— Ezike Giles (@snypa_CFC) September 12, 2016

10. How you ask your mother for sweet money

https://twitter.com/King_Eisenheim/status/775249237617569792

11. When your bad belle senior wife comes around to scatter your plans

"Madam, senior mummy don come back oh. Oga say make I go drop you for house." https://t.co/zfaa9WK2pF

— Sheg (@shegsade) September 12, 2016

12. Even South African Twitter joined the trend

"Baby ndicela undiboleke iCard lakho I can't find mine and iBraz asked me to go get ice" pic.twitter.com/yXgH9lfGiH

— NomaRetweets 💀 (@TravelLoy) September 12, 2016

These captions are hilarious, but do you have a funnier caption for this picture? Share your ideas in the comments section.