Nigerians love sex. We like to act like we don’t but Mama Nkechi who lives next door has 12 children. But the most hilarious thing about Nigerians and sex is the many ways we’ve learned to describe it without using the word ‘sex’.
Knacks
This one is Nigerians’ favourite.
Mekwe
What does this even really mean?
Kpansh
We have a theory about the origin of this one.
Polash
Bet you’ve never heard this one before.
Straff
Anyone who went to uni in Nigeria knows this one.
Yarnsh
Apparently, this doesn’t mean just bum bum.
Konji
We all know this one sha…”konji na bastard”
Smash
Smash what exactly?
Kpekus
This one will always sound funny to us.
Frap
This one reminds us of ‘frapas’.
Bone
When I was small I thought this meant just ‘vex’.
Shag
Secondary school students used to feel smart using this word to replace sex.
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What happens when a group of chatty young Nigerians talk about things they're passionate about? You get Nigerians talk. A show that discusses very familiar struggles for the average Nigerian. From relationship deal breakers to sex education with Nigerian parents to leaving Nigeria, be prepared for a ride.
What happens when a group of chatty young Nigerians talk about things they're passionate about? You get Nigerians talk. A show that discusses very familiar struggles for the average Nigerian. From relationship deal breakers to sex education with Nigerian parents to leaving Nigeria, be prepared for a ride.
What happens when a group of chatty young Nigerians talk about things they're passionate about? You get Nigerians talk. A show that discusses very familiar struggles for the average Nigerian. From relationship deal breakers to sex education with Nigerian parents to leaving Nigeria, be prepared for a ride.
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