Before 2020 Shocked You, Here Are All The Things You Thought You’d Have By Now

May 8, 2020

1) Direction.

What am I doing with my life? Where is my life going?

2) Work-life balance.

Good luck with that.

3) Canadian P.R.

When shall I see my home?

4) Your own apartment.

If not for Corona, will my parents see me to be gisting with them?

5) Love of your life.

Let’s try again in 2021.

6) A better job.

It is well.

7) Masters admission.

After Unilag delayed transcript, Rona now added its own.

8) Your own car.

God, am I not your child?

9) Your shit together.

God, when?

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