I hope you have their permission to read this post?
1) If they enter a room, you instinctively leave for them.
I don’t want wahala oh.
2) Car rides were usually silent.
Hold your lips and rest your back. If I hear pim.
3) While doing Mtn midnight call and you hear their door open.
Save me sweet baby Jesus.
4) Your face when a sex scene comes up on TV
These people want to finish me in this house.
5) When someone threatens to report you to them:
Abeg.
6) Once you hear car horn.
7) Or the sound of keys.
8) Or, or, just the sound of their voice.
9) You trying to relax when they enter your room to bond.
Why are you asking me about food? Why are you acting like we’re related?
