This is based on a true life story…or not.
1) How you party:
At 21: Like a beast.
At 25: With small restraint and paracetamol the next morning.
At 30: On your bed because Jesus didn’t die for this.
2) How you communicate:
At 21: BBM.
At 25: Twitter and Whatsapp.
At 30: Email only.
3) What you talk about:
At 21: Parties and after University.
At 25: Career and plans ft. will I ever blow?
At 30: Midlife crisis.
4) What you argue about:
At 21: Ronaldo vs Messi.
At 25: Which investment option is better?
At 30: You don’t even argue.
5) What you drink:
At 21: Absolut Vodka.
At 25: Wine.
At 30: Tea please. No sugar.
6) Plans for the weekend:
At 21: Owambe.
At 25: Catch up on work from during the week.
At 30: Sleep or maybe go on double dates with other couples.
7) Number of close friends:
At 21: Everyone is your guy.
At 25: Maybe a few people from Uni.
At 30: Your dog, Bruno.
8) Attitude towards crying:
At 21: Hard guy, hard guy.
At 25: Once in a while. When life shakes you.
At 30: Every Saturday by 8 pm sharp because this life get as e be.
9) Source of happines:
At 21: Grades in school.
At 25: Career development.
At 30: Every day you wake up, you choose to be happy because this life is a pot of beans.
10) Bedtime:
At 21: Never.
At 25: 1:30 am.
At 30: 9:15 pm sharp or 10 pm if there’s a public holiday the next day.
