We’re hoping that you were successful last week in finding the tech bae of your life. Now that you’ve caught one, how do you keep them? As your good friends, we decided to put down a list of things to help you keep the newly found helper of your life.

Dive in:

1) Work from home desk

Something sharp.

2) Petrol for their Lexus

Full tank baby. It’ll last for six months because they don’t go anywhere.

3) A “disruptive” idea

Be the next Paystack, but for ideas.

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4) Deodorant/Grooming products

If I speak.

5) A book of dirty programming jokes

Example:

Tech bae: I’m a full stack developer

Person: What does that mean?

TB: “Front end with the code, back end with the strokes.”

6) A paid course

Udemy course, Coursera something Nano degree, a course on how to effectively use Google in debugging a code.

7) Laptop stickers

Especially aspirational ones for companies they’d like to work for. Facebook, Twitter, and Google stickers are a good place to start.

8) A visit to the Opthamologist

or a new pair of eyes if you can.

9) A visit to the Physiotherapist

Or a new back if you can.

10) Some of that white stuff

Inspiration rise, don’t waste my money.

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