We’re hoping that you were successful last week in finding the tech bae of your life. Now that you’ve caught one, how do you keep them? As your good friends, we decided to put down a list of things to help you keep the newly found helper of your life.
1) Work from home desk
2) Petrol for their Lexus
Full tank baby. It’ll last for six months because they don’t go anywhere.
3) A “disruptive” idea
Be the next Paystack, but for ideas.
4) Deodorant/Grooming products
If I speak.
5) A book of dirty programming jokes
Tech bae: I’m a full stack developer
Person: What does that mean?
TB: “Front end with the code, back end with the strokes.”
6) A paid course
Udemy course, Coursera something Nano degree, a course on how to effectively use Google in debugging a code.
7) Laptop stickers
Especially aspirational ones for companies they’d like to work for. Facebook, Twitter, and Google stickers are a good place to start.
8) A visit to the Opthamologist
or a new pair of eyes if you can.
9) A visit to the Physiotherapist
Or a new back if you can.
10) Some of that white stuff
Inspiration rise, don’t waste my money.
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