• If You Think Clubbing Is Rubbish, You’ll Love This One

    When bouncers don’t let you in because you have ‘baby face’.

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    1. When you’re trying to enter a club but your baby face is blocking your joy

    Is it now a crime to look like a baby girl?

    2. When you now have to bribe the bouncers to let you in

    Just take it and let me enter, abeg.

    3. You, when you see hot babes walking in without wahala

    What an insult! What a betray!

    4. When you now finally enter, you’re like

    One-in-town babe.

    5. When annoying people won’t let you dance in peace and keep bringing their sweaty bodies to your side

    Please, just gerrarahia.

    6. You, when you thought the music couldn’t be louder but the DJ proves you wrong

    Shebi you want to spoil my ear drums? Carry on.

    7. When you ask for a drink and they call one ridiculous price

    There’s water at home sha.

    What’s clubbing in Nigeria really like?

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