1) Author: Mark Manson.
No lies detected.
2) Author: Chinua Achebe.
“Things fall apart, the danfo cannot hold.”
3) Author: Fyodor Dostoevsky.
Crime: Being a Lagosian.
Punishment: Being a Lagosian.
4) Author: John Green.
“Being stoic means preparing for the worst but in Nigeria (read as Lagos), the worst always happens.”
5) Author: Agatha Christie.
There were none oh this morning. No bike, no keke, only suffering.
6) Author: Hilary Smith.
Welcome to the jungle ghetto.
7) Author: John Kennedy Toole.
Government: We are going to ban keke and okada
Us:
8) Author: Karl Wiggins.
Government: The ban is to help reduce holdup.
Us:
