5 Times Cold Eba Can Save Your Life

August 12, 2020

Cold Eba gets a lot of slander, and if it was human I’m sure it would have taken “legal steps”. But when I still used to go to Church, I remember the Pastor once saying that the foolish things of this world will be used to confound the wise. So yes, cast not away that cold eba. It just might save your life.

I present to 5 times cold eba can save your life:

1. WHEN YOU HAVE HOT SOUP

2. WHEN IT’S A DAY OLD

3. When You Don’t Want a Bitter Aftertaste

Oyinbo say “what is dead may never die”, and feminists say “you can’t shame the shameless”. In other words, if you want to have a meal that dosen’t leave your tongue feeling one kain, try cold eba. It’s cold anyway, you taste buds will be numb to it.

4. When You’re Looking For A Sleeping Pill

One of those people who have trouble sleeping? Try cold eba. Once the heavy coldness hits the pit of your stomach, you’ll start snoring like a bricklayer in no time.

5. When You Want To See Tekno Angry

I really don’t know why you’ll want to see Alhaji Tekno angry, but then again, he’s only human. So if you have anger issues and you’re this close to committing suicide, Tekno has shown that you can rob your kporororo in Eba’s kpotokpoto. WHATEVER.

We also have premium gist on eba’s younger brother, Garri. Read up: 5 Garri Combinations That Will Give You Stomach Orgasm.

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