Tuntamilore, Author at Zikoko!

We’ve provided single clues in sentence form, and you have to guess the African country we’re talking about.

Let’s see how well you can do:

Lesotho is completely surrounded by South Africa and Eswatini(Swaziland) is almost completely surrounded by it.

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This quiz contains spoilers.

Do you have what it takes to make it to the end of Squid Game or would you have been eliminated at the first game?

Let’s find out:

Would you have called the number on the card after all the slaps?

Yes

I don’t know

No please

What would you have done during Red Light, Green Light?

I would have frozen from shock

I would have tried to run away

I would have tried to stay calm and move on

Would you have gone back the second time?

God forbid

Probably

Of course

How would you have gotten the shape out in the Honeycomb game?

I would have tried to eat my way through

I would have used the needle very carefully

I would have given up

Pick the most important factors in Tug Of War

Strength and teamwork

Strength and strategy

Strategy and teamwork

How would you have played the Marbles game?

Just vibes o

I would have tricked my opponent

I would have picked a game I was sure I could win

What number would you have picked for the Glass Bridge game?

1-5

6-10

11-16

What would you have done at the actual Squid Game?

I would have convinced my opponent to give up with me

I would have thrown sand in my opponents eyes

I would have fought to the end

You didn’t make it to the game
Nawa. You didn’t even make it to the main game.
You should have stayed calm
Why did you freeze or run? What was the plan?
You didn’t go back to play
You decided to keep being a broke onigbese instead of playing sick games.
You should have been careful
Sorry and R.I.P to you.
Wrong choice
Those are important factors, but you chose wrongly and now you’re dead. Sorry.
Vibes? Really?
Imagine trying to win based on vibes. Who are you?
Wrong number
So close! R.I.P now though.
You won!
You won and now you’re rich af. Time to japa with your imaginary money.
Are you only a little awkward or are you extremely awkward?

Find out here:
Nigeria celebrated her independence on the 1st of October and Nigerian-American actress Yvonne Orji made this post to celebrate being Nigerian.

So we got thinking: are you the force of kola nut or the sweetness of chin chin?
Are you really an introvert if you can’t relate to at least 9 things here?

Select all that apply to you:

You’re quiet

You’re shy

You don’t go out a lot

You don’t have a lot of friends

You leave social gatherings as early as possible

You cancel on people just to stay at home

People assume you’re smart because you’re quiet

You like reading

You like writing

You like painting

You don’t like phone calls

You don’t like group work

You don’t like crowded places

You don’t like being the centre of attention

People think you’re a snob

You enjoy being alone

You dislike noisy people

People expect you to be creative

It’s not easy for you to make friends

You’ve not seen outside of your house in days

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Your name and introvert shouldn’t even be in the same sentence.
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You’re more of an ambivert.
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Your picture should be beside “introvert” in the dictionary.
If you can’t ace this simple simile quiz, then we don’t know for you.
September is finally over, but before you fully say bye-bye to September, enjoy some of our best quizzes from it.

1. QUIZ: If You Get 9/20 On This Quiz, You Deserve To Be Single

If up to 9 things here apply to you, we really hope you’re single. You deserve to be.

2. QUIZ: How Nice Are You?

Are you a little nice or are you a total witch? Take this quiz and we’ll tell you.

3. QUIZ: Can You Guess The Nigerian Reality Shows From These Emojis?

How well do you know Nigerian reality shows? Take this quiz to find out.

4. QUIZ: Pick The Nigerian Celebrities You Know, And We’ll Guess What Day You Were Born

We can guess what day you were born based on the Nigerian celebrities you know.

Try us.

5. QUIZ: Can You Identify 12/15 African Countries Without Vowels In 2 Minutes?

Do you know African countries well enough to identify these countries with their vowels missing in 2 minutes?

Find out here.

6. QUIZ: What Animal Best Describes Your Ex?

There are a lot of animals in the world, but which one best describes your ex?

Find out here.

7. QUIZ: Can You Score 13/15 On This Rhyming Words Quiz In 2 Minutes?

You have two minutes to prove if your primary school education was in vain or not. Take the quiz.
If you’ve ever applied for a job or had a job interview, we’re sure you’ve had to answer “why do you want to work for us?” or some variation.

Here are some ways to answer it when next you have to:

1. “Because you’re hiring”

Just tell them that it’s because they’re hiring and that they shouldn’t stress you. Instead of them to be happy that somebody wants to work for them, they’re busy asking JAMB question.

2. “I need money”

Everybody needs money, and you’re no exception. Why else would you be there?

3. “To shame my enemies”

After your step mother and Iya Asake swore for you that you will not get a job till you turn 50, you want to shame them. They should help you prove to them that your God is bigger than them.

4. “To prove my Primary 4 teacher wrong”

Tell them you want to prove your Primary 4 teacher wrong for saying you won’t make it in life. That you want to work for them so you can have money to buy a car and splash rain water on that lying teacher.

5. “I want to help you”

Tell them it’s because you’re trying to help their life. They’re looking for employee, you’re looking for employer. They should help you help them.

6. “Why shouldn’t I want to work for you?”

This is honestly the best response. Fire them back with “why shouldn’t I?” Ask them if they’re hiding something and what they’re hiding. Abi they think it’s only them that can ask question.
You’re meeting your partner’s parents for the first time at a family lunch. Make it to the end of this quiz to prove you have home training.

You’re told to show up at 2pm. When do you get there?

1pm

1:30pm

2pm

What are you wearing?

Traditional wear

Something casual

Something formal

You’re served 2 pieces of meat. How many do you eat?

0

1

2

Someone spills their drink during lunch. What do you do?

Keep eating

Tell them sorry

Ask where you can get something to clean up

They serve something you’re allergic to. What do you do?

Tell them you’re allergic

Faint

Eat it and die

You’re done with your food, but you want more. What do you do?

Ask for more

Eat from your partner’s plate

Act like you’re full

Everyone has finished eating. What do you do?

Nothing

Tell them you’re going home

Offer to help clean up

Wrong time
Showing up too early means you don’t have anything reasonable you’re doing with your life and showing up at the exact time means you’re a lazy goat that just came to eat their food.
Wrong choice of outfit
If you wear anything other than trad, how are they supposed to know that you’re a traditional person and that you’re a good fit for their child?
Eat only 1
Eating none means you’re wasteful and eating 2 means you’re a glutton.
Wrong move
Better ask for napkin or something to clean everywhere.
Eat it!
Just eat it and die. How can you be allergic to your in-laws food?
Pretend, dear
How can you ask for more or eat from another person’s food? Do you want to eat their whole house? Just act like you’re full please.
Help them clean
You came early to help them set up, so just finished what you started. Don’t let them think you have the spirit of not completing things.
You have home training
You have home training and your partner’s parents love you. Good job.
Do you know superheroes well enough to ace this quiz?

Let’s find out:

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Best in superhero affairs.

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Would you have called the number on the card after all the slaps?

What would you have done during Red Light, Green Light?

Would you have gone back the second time?

How would you have gotten the shape out in the Honeycomb game?

Pick the most important factors in Tug Of War

How would you have played the Marbles game?

What number would you have picked for the Glass Bridge game?

What would you have done at the actual Squid Game?

You didn’t make it to the game

You should have stayed calm

You didn’t go back to play

You should have been careful

Wrong choice

Vibes? Really?

Wrong number

You won!

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1. QUIZ: If You Get 9/20 On This Quiz, You Deserve To Be Single

2. QUIZ: How Nice Are You?

3. QUIZ: Can You Guess The Nigerian Reality Shows From These Emojis?

4. QUIZ: Pick The Nigerian Celebrities You Know, And We’ll Guess What Day You Were Born

5. QUIZ: Can You Identify 12/15 African Countries Without Vowels In 2 Minutes?

6. QUIZ: What Animal Best Describes Your Ex?

7. QUIZ: Can You Score 13/15 On This Rhyming Words Quiz In 2 Minutes?

1. “Because you’re hiring”

2. “I need money”

3. “To shame my enemies”

4. “To prove my Primary 4 teacher wrong”

5. “I want to help you”

6. “Why shouldn’t I want to work for you?”

You’re told to show up at 2pm. When do you get there?

What are you wearing?

You’re served 2 pieces of meat. How many do you eat?

Someone spills their drink during lunch. What do you do?

They serve something you’re allergic to. What do you do?

You’re done with your food, but you want more. What do you do?

Everyone has finished eating. What do you do?

Wrong time

Wrong choice of outfit

Eat only 1

Wrong move

Eat it!

Pretend, dear

Help them clean

You have home training

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