1. Shouting “UP NEPA” whenever the power comes back on.

Only in Nigeria.

2. Saying “In case of Incasity”

Incasity is not a word. LOL

3. Referring to this breed of dog as “Local Dogs”.

Till today nobody knows their real name.

4. People saying “please dress for me” when they really mean “please shift for me”.

Common slang when you’re inside danfo.

5. Expecting them to take light whenever it starts raining.

Nepa sef ehn.

6. Nigerian time.

All we do is go late for everything.

7. Expecting an insane amount of food at any party.

If you don’t give me enough Jollof at your party, I will drag you on Twitter!

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