It has been proven that nothing good ever happens at 2 A.M. There is something about that time of the morning that lets people make very reckless decisions and that is why we get the most questionable texts then. But before you let boredom influence your responses, we have to let you know the texts that you should absolutely leave on read. 

1. “You up 👀?” 

From the off-and-on situationship, your friends keep telling you to leave?  

Surely, you don’t need 2+2 to let you know what that text means. For your mental sake, ignore that text and continue with what you were doing. 

2. “Come over.” 

At 2am? 

Interesting (derogatory). 

3. “What are you wearing?” 

For the plot, you could reply to this one with ‘Iro and Buba’ or just ignore it.

4. “Hey, stranger.”

From the descendant of the devil who ghosted you since the beginning of the year? 

Why haven’t you blocked them?

5. “Promise me you won’t get mad.”

There is a high chance you’ll get mad, so are you sure you want to start your day with an elevated heart rate? 

6. “Do you even like me like that?” 

Do you really want to be doing shalaye at 2 in the morning? 

7. “Can we talk?” 

Some conversations aren’t meant for 2am. Finis. 

8. “I miss us.” 

Do you need us to remind you of the way they broke your heart 3 days to Sunday? 

Go and watch a movie or something. 

9. “I think I’m falling in love with you.”

From a 3-day-old talking stage?

Unless you want to get ghosted again, ignore that text. 

If you now decide to ignore all our advice, at least make sure your choices are protected. As you make bad decisions, avoid making unsafe ones too. Durex promises to have you covered. Always.