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  • 17 Things You’ll Understand If The Person You’re Dating Is Not The Love Of Your Life

    See, they’re not the same.

    Written By:

    Odunayo

    Last Updated

    1. When their very existence becomes a problem.

    You can die now, please.

    2. When they think they can just text anyhow.

    https://twitter.com/Monrowe/status/666722663142981633
    How dare you?!

    3. When you’re confused about which Twitter League to go for.

    Hay God!

    4. When they won’t even let you cheat in peace.

    https://twitter.com/___Augustina/status/665976191569043460
    Who is this one?

    5. Or sext in peace!!!

    You cannot just leave me alone.

    6. When you have to leave them to be with the love of your life.

    Sucks to be you.

    7. When they won’t stop trying to be monitoring spirits.

    https://twitter.com/CrazyNerdyCool/status/662506136818589700
    Oshey. Monitoring spirit.

    8. They always call at the wrongest times.

    Let me catch you first.

    9. The worst times.

    *facepalm*

    10. Like, why will you facetime me anyhow?

    https://twitter.com/nneomalichanwa/status/610612354745810945
    Oh god!!!!

    11. And sometimes they just show up…because they think they can.

    What are you looking for?

    12. When they call and you’re planning the future with the love of your life.

    Satan!

    13. When the love of your life is working out…but the person you’re dating is okay getting fat.

    https://twitter.com/talkmarcus/status/578939413826301952
    Oniranu!

    14. They won’t even make efforts.

    https://twitter.com/KaiCotterel/status/659456194491392001
    Just look at!

    15. When the love of your life RTs your girlfriend.

    Get to know yourselves, please.

    16. When the love of your life gets in a relationship.

    *dies inside*

    17. When the love of your life breaks up with you and you can’t even be sad.

    https://twitter.com/youloveesdee/status/640936966696083456
    Can I cry, please? So did we miss any?

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    Odunayo

    I like bios, they say so little about you.

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