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  • We’re finally in the month of love and lovers! Valentine’s Day falls on a Friday this year, so what better way to celebrate than to book a romantic dinner reservation for just you and your lover? 

    We’ve asked couples what packages they are looking forward to, and we have ten lovely dinner options for lovers on a budget who want to make the most of the weekend of love.

    Romantic Valentine’s Day Dinners in Lagos

    Zoe’s Bistro

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    Cost: ₦100,000

    Location: 3, Cooper Road, Ikoyi, Lagos. 33 Glover Road, Ikoyi, Lagos.

    Tucked in the La Cour Hotel in Ikoyi, Lagos, Zoe’s bistro promises a romantic candlelit table and a three-course gourmet dinner with complimentary wine, music and gifts.

    Contact: +2349120147745

    La Chaumiere

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    Cost: ₦100,000

    Location: 1384 Tiamiyu Savage, V. I, Lagos.

    Asake* is looking forward to a romantic dinner with her boyfriend at La Chaumiere. They’re offering a romantic dinner with a set menu along with live saxophone music to accompany the mood.

    Contact: 09151340000

    Indigo Bar

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    Cost: ₦40,000 to ₦100,000 

    Location: 242B, Muri Okunola Street, VI, Lagos.

    Daniel* is excited to take his babe to the Indigo Bar for a budget-friendly Valentine’s dinner experience. The restaurant promises different Valentine packages at different ranges, so you can pick whatever suits your budget.

    Contact: 08052359793, 09059994118, 08057755755

     Vintano Hotel

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    Cost:  ₦75,000 – ₦105,000 

    Location: 5, Kayode Animashaun Street, Lekki Phase 1

    If you want to spend your Valentine’s in Lekki, Vintano Hotel has a very affordable couples buffet package that comes with unlimited water. Alternatively, you can get an intimate dining experience that comes with a four-course meal, a bottle of wine and some chocolates to delight your babe.

    Contact: 08023579600, 08167428562

    The Safron rooftop

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    Cost: ₦35,000

    Location: 57 Joel Ogunnaike St, Ikeja GRA, Lagos

    The Safron Rooftop Valentine’s buffet is a great way to celebrate with the love of your life while keeping your budget demure. They have a lot of delicious options on the buffet menu so you and the love of your life will be spoiled for choice.

    Contact: +2439066498862

    The SIG 

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    Cost: ₦90,000

    Location: 7/9 Molade Okoya Thomas Street, Off Ajose Adeogun, VI, Lagos

    The SIG’s warm ambience and gorgeous interior decor are sure to set the mood for your perfect Valentine’s dinner. The SIG has promised a night full of fun, laughter, games and prizes for each couple.

    Contact: +2348164025306, +2348033075627

    Bon Appetit

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    Cost: ₦100,000

    Location: 1384 Tiamiyu Savage, V.I, Lagos

    Bon Appetit promises a Valentine’s dinner to remember. The cost will cover a set menu, and while you eat, you’ll be serenaded by a talented saxophonist.

    Contact: 09151350000

    Romantic Valentine’s Day Dinners in Abuja

    Grand Pela Hotel

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    Cost: ₦55,000 

    Location: Plot 649, Cadastral Zone B02, Durumi Area 1, Abuja

    Grand Pela Hotel will treat you and your bae to a romantic candlelit dinner with live saxophone music to turn those romantic vibes to the max. You have to make a reservation in advance, but it’s well worth it!

    Contact: 08176025992

    Kebabs & Kurries

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    Cost: ₦50,000 

    Location: 22 Ajesa Street, Off Monrovia Street, Wuse II, Abuja.

    Can’t make it for Valentine’s dinner? Grab your babe for a romantic late lunch at Kebabs & Kurries. The restaurant is offering a Valentine’s package that covers good music, a glass of wine and a platter of food of your choosing.

    Contact: 09090999993

    Tastia Restaurant

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    Cost: ₦50,000 

    Location: Danjam Plaza, 1st Avenue, Gwarinpa

    The Tastia Restaurant in Gwarimpa, Abuja is offering a whole evening of fun. The package includes a three-course meal, a movie screening, unlimited cocktails, and a bouquet.

    Contact: 09164135773

    Don’t go to your Valentine’s date empty-handed, we’ve compiled a list of Valentine’s gift ideas you can choose from to make your celebration an even more memorable one.

  • Not all flowers are created equal. Some scream, “I’m hopelessly in love with you,” while others lowkey whisper, “I had no idea what to buy, so I plucked these on my way here.” 

    If you plan to go DIY because a ₦200k flower bouquet isn’t in your budget, you’re in the right place. We’ve ranked nine African flowers to help you dodge “It’s even plastic” energy this Valentine’s Day.

    Protea

    This flower says, “I’m putting serious effort into making you smile.” If you want your crush to know you’re not playing games, this is the one.

    Ranking: So romantic

    Calla Lily 

    First look at this flower and you can tell it exudes soft luxury, and that makes it perfect for the LOYL  who loves the finer things in life. Hand over a bouquet, and you’re halfway to turning that “I’ll consider” to a strong “Yes!”

    Ranking: So romantic

    Hibiscus 

    Simple and gives a strong hint of low-effort vibes. But hey, hibiscus flowers are perfect if you’re going for an “I love you, but I’m not trying too hard” vibe. Extra points if you handpick them yourself.

    Ranking: So romantic

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    Marigold

    These bright orange and yellow flowers are pretty but give friendship vibes, not romance. If you’re trying to stay in the friend zone till thy kingdom comes, by all means, go for marigolds.

    Ranking: It’s even plastic

    Bird of Paradise

    This is the drama queen of all flowers, and you have no business associating with it for Valentine’s Day. It’s only perfect for shooting your shot at someone you don’t rate. 

    Ranking: It’s even plastic

    African Violet

    Yes, we agree these babies are cute, but you might want to pick something else if you aim to impress. This is the flower you give someone who already likes you, not when you’re trying to win their affection.

    Ranking: It’s even plastic

    Bougainvillaea

    Bougainvillaeas look pretty in gardens but as a gift? They’re giving “I didn’t plan for Valentine’s Day, so I plucked these from my neighbour’s yard.” Romantic where?

    Ranking: It’s even plastic

    Cactus Flower 

    Yes, cacti bloom, too, but gifting someone you love is borderline disrespectful. It’s like saying, “I love you, but I also want you to know relationships can be painful.” Please don’t do it.

    Ranking: It’s even plastic

    Rafflesia Arnoldii

    The corpse flower? For Valentine’s Day? The only thing worse than its appearance is the smell. If you want to end things before they begin, this is your flower. Otherwise, run far, far away.

    Ranking: It’s even plastic

    READ THIS TOO: How to Find The Love of Your Life Before February 14

  • If there’s one thing we know for sure, it’s that Nigerian women struggle with shooting shots. If you leave Nigerian women, they’ll “👀” you to death. The funny thing is despite this annoying lack of effort, women still expect their weak shots to enter. My dear, you can’t reap where you did not sow. With Valentine’s Day on the way, we decided to help women level up their toasting skills.  Read and take notes. 

    1. Talk to us with your full chest 

    Please and please, Nigerian men are a spec. Up your game. . We’re tired of receiving “Hey big head” messages. It’s your head that is big, ma. Slide into our DMs with a value proposition of why we should consider you. Kindly include your goals and aspirations for us and this potential relationship. Time is of the essence, so talk to us direct and stop beating around the bush. 

    2. If we have a girl, fight her

    Why are you allowing small relationship stop you from getting the man of your dreams? Time after time, we hear people ask men to fight for their women, but when you think about it, how many times have women fought for us? You heard we have a girlfriend, and so what? It’s just an opportunity to prove yourself. 

    3. When you’re buying skincare products, buy for two

    You people complain that Nigerian men are ashy and we don’t invest in skincare, but can you blame us? We took one look at the price of that cleanser thing and did  about-turn. The truth is, we want to do skincare too, but omo, the money involved is choking us and that’s why we keep stealing your toners and rubbing it on our feet. Want to trap a Nigerian man today? Buy him skincare products and when they finish, buy more. 

    4. Buy us Azul in the club 

    You want to bambam and chill with fine Nigerian men? You need to open your purse and spend some money. Anytime you see us in the club, send a bottle of Azul to our table. If you do this once or twice, there’s a high chance we’ll be parading the market looking for souvenirs and aso-ebi very soon. 

    5. Prove to us that you’re a  Prov. 31 woman

    At the core of every Nigerian man’s existence is a strong desire to marry someone that will cook, clean, take care of the home and  be his neck. At any slight opportunity you get, offer to pound yam for us or do our laundry. Once you make us feel like kings, we’ll propose to you sharp sharp. 

    6. Buy us fancy food

    Remember when they said, “The road to a man’s heart is through his stomach?” Well, no lies were told. You’re not the only one who likes creamy pasta and English breakfast; we like it too. 

    7. Send us money

    This one is a no brainer. Women like to be spoiled by intentional men. If you want us, be intentional too. What is good for Chidi is good for Chioma. Surprise us with credit alerts and help our lives. It’s not like we’re broke or anything, but there’s nothing like too much money.