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You people like to lie and say that Nigerian women, but we’ve written this article to call your bluff. Nigerian women are the funniest and that’s a hill we’re willing to die on.

1. LMFAOOO

She’s really healed in Jesus name. See now, even ADHD doesn’t stop women from being funny.

Wanted to do adhd diagnosis till I heard 94k. 💀 I’m healed from infirmities and disease in Jesus name hallelujah
— caramelandbananas (@feranmi_perez) March 8, 2022

2. I yelled

If you’ve been on Twitter long enough, you’ll know the context of this tweet. If you’ve not been on Twitter long enough, please, ask a friend to tell you what it means.

https://twitter.com/WendyA__/status/1501172139482877955?s=20&t=kgebTrjpKG31i2xSIDn8ZQ

3. ‘Create a space in your office for the baby’

LMFAOOOO

HR don send me home o,coz I carry my baby with his toys to work this morning to set up his nursery for one corner. E ti koba mi o😭😭😭
— Arìn Gbèrè Bí Eni Ègbé ń Dùn ✨✨ (@THEKITANJUBRIL) March 7, 2022

4. One issue at a time

Feminists are going to march for your cause, just be patient.

Feminists, tomorrow we march. https://t.co/SulKWGFS6S
— Ozzy (@ozzyetomi) March 5, 2022

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5. ‘I saw on Twitter that Tunde has left’

Sending an email to Paystack’s HR tomorrow with screenshots of all the “Today is my last day” tweets. Make them no tell me say vacancy no dey pic.twitter.com/QC26oEtAle
— Feyy ✨ (@Feyy__F) March 2, 2022

6. Women being innovators as usual

Look at this gorgeous gorgeous girl creating a funny and necessary love language. We love a funny, problem-solving queen.

https://twitter.com/stanleygrace_/status/1498054763568451590?s=20&t=kgebTrjpKG31i2xSIDn8ZQ

7. Girl, PLEASE

What’s going to happen if our mental health puts us first for a change?

https://twitter.com/billme__/status/1498383115617718274?s=20&t=kgebTrjpKG31i2xSIDn8ZQ

8. 💀

https://twitter.com/marrgarritah/status/1494773870246735873?s=20&t=kgebTrjpKG31i2xSIDn8ZQ

9. She’s right tho

If you have sex in a uniform, it’s no longer casual sex, it’s now official sex.

Sex when you’re both wearing mufti https://t.co/77zITTfA8C
— Abeni (@TheHabaneroChef) February 16, 2022

10. LMFAOOO

💀

https://twitter.com/titilayomike/status/1489610466355822599?s=20&t=kgebTrjpKG31i2xSIDn8ZQ

11. ADHD definition

ADHD definition according to a Yoruba woman on behalf of Yoruba men.

Attention Divided by Hoeing Decisions
— Bukki (@SheIsBukki) March 8, 2022

12. Who are we to stop God’s plan?

LMFAO

Can’t put a comma where God put a full stop https://t.co/gRxBwwGMpi
— Miss Whisperup (@ibukksss) February 3, 2022

If you still don’t think that women are the funniest set of people; we don’t know what to do for you again.

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Nigerians are always going to be the funniest people on the planet and these tweets about 600k for crèche prove it.

How it started:

600k for crèche. Ya latif
— Undisputed 👑🎧 (@DJTOHBAHD) January 17, 2022

1. LMFAOO

Na to keep the baby for inside bag dey carry am go office
— Ina (@ina_tope) January 17, 2022

2. The child better wear a lawyer’s wig for crèche graduation

After they are done, they should just call all the kids to bar.
— The Chiryō-shi. (@Beshi___) January 18, 2022

3. REPEAT????

Just send that child to a mechanic workshop since it’s unserious.

when you pay ₦600k per term for crèche and the child repeats. pic.twitter.com/1WLu6WoFbX
— chimé thé schémér (evm/acc) 🟦 (@chime_szn) January 19, 2022

4. From crèche to the job market

My child going to apply for a level 14 job when he’s done with Creche I paid 600k/term for. pic.twitter.com/034CzAzWMe
— BASH-AAR 🔞 (@FaruqBashar) January 19, 2022

5. Becoming Bob the Builder after watching Bob the Builder.

My child entering the labor market after graduating from the ₦600k per term Crèche pic.twitter.com/dJBsI2KqfL
— Four-eyed Edo Boy™ (@Alex_Houseof308) January 19, 2022

6. NYSC straight!!!

Immediately my pikin finish from the creche, e dey go do nysc. 🙏🏽 https://t.co/erz4GoMbCa
— Mufu Montana (@LordOreos_) January 18, 2022

7. LMFAOOO

Lmao me and the baby go resume for site https://t.co/vLm6Dfu207
— Tooru Oikawa (@tonyvodkaa) January 17, 2022

8. Kids obey the clarion call!!

My child at his PPA after convocating from the 600k per term creché pic.twitter.com/6PoGRLUqld
— Attah Akor (@attah_akor) January 19, 2022

9. From crèche to Tech

Me forcing my kid to learn Coding and Programming immediately he graduates from his 600k/term creche; pic.twitter.com/fHX0kSdAkP
— FEMI 🇨🇦 |🌒 (@belafeid_) January 19, 2022

10. Tech baby.

Me showing my kid an app to program for me after paying 600k for creche pic.twitter.com/zQf24JBF3j
— Kelvin ■■ (@1tzkelvin) January 19, 2022

Hmm

I know we are on Twitter and everybody here is rich, but 600k per term is too much for crèche.
— Parle Of Lagos (@Bolajiparle) January 18, 2022
Nigerians are truly some of the funniest people in the world and they continue to prove it by how they keep making us laugh on Twitter despite a ban.

Here are some of the funniest tweets from TwitterNg from November 2021

The memes that came from this tweet

Yes, we know the tweet is from October but the memes were legendary.

I went to the kitchen to cook, only for me to see this on my phone😭😭😂😂😂 Omo I'm changing my passcode pic.twitter.com/Ge5rzEqLYK
— A~bisola (@abisolafestus1) October 30, 2021

1. LMFAOOO

Now you understand why we had to include the first one.

Pastors be like “I will keep this sermon short” pic.twitter.com/5sQivm14AW
— Four-eyed Edo Boy™ (@Alex_Houseof308) November 21, 2021

2. Is there anything that’s out of line to Nigerians? We guess not

No let Sanwo Olu see Davido post before e tax all orphans for Lagos State.
— UG (@UgwunnaEjikem) November 20, 2021

3. Lovers code

Ifeoma is doing it right. Whatever she’s doing is the right thing.

https://twitter.com/khagan_c/status/1464240704427810820?s=20

4. This isn’t exactly a joke, but it’s still funny.

Sanwo is protesting against Sanwo. Wetin Musa no go see for gate?

SanwoOlu wan protest against himself. Omoooo I never see this kind thing before.
— Ty made me change it (@larryfeyiii) November 30, 2021

5. And he proudly said he attended Wizkid’s concert

The quoted tweets were smoking this man and this one is the funniest.

https://twitter.com/Shaliah88014479/status/1465613353607385096?s=20

6. LMFAOO. You have to be on Twitter long enough to understand some jokes.

LMFAO. How do people think of stuff this funny?

take? i didn't take anything from the building, they break all https://t.co/RCRr0bUDXs
— Kunle (@skinnyniggr) November 25, 2021

7. *Frantically does sign of the cross*

Nigerians don’t see a line and we love them for that.

https://twitter.com/UTisKore/status/1464936523791585282?s=20

8. We yellep

Low scream, semi loud scream, loud scream.

EFCC go start to Dey arrest orphans from Monday
— enkay jakes (@enkay_jakes) November 20, 2021

19. Netflix in a nutshell

Netflix is just an Igbo trader with a fine logo.

“Yes, we know the exact movie you are looking for, e no dey, but why don’t you check out this one that looks just like it ehn? Same actor, same script, you won’t even notice the difference nwannem”
— Old Account (@DigitalJagaban_) November 27, 2021

10. LMFAOOOO

Why does this video even exist?

Your spec https://t.co/tDV1xMiSvo pic.twitter.com/9e36LPHyuW
— Four-eyed Edo Boy™ (@Alex_Houseof308) November 24, 2021

1. LMFAOOO

2. I yelled

3. ‘Create a space in your office for the baby’

4. One issue at a time

5. ‘I saw on Twitter that Tunde has left’

6. Women being innovators as usual

7. Girl, PLEASE

8. 💀

9. She’s right tho

10. LMFAOOO

11. ADHD definition

12. Who are we to stop God’s plan?

1. LMFAOO

2. The child better wear a lawyer’s wig for crèche graduation

3. REPEAT????

4. From crèche to the job market

5. Becoming Bob the Builder after watching Bob the Builder.

6. NYSC straight!!!

7. LMFAOOO

8. Kids obey the clarion call!!

9. From crèche to Tech

10. Tech baby.

Hmm

The memes that came from this tweet

1. LMFAOOO

2. Is there anything that’s out of line to Nigerians? We guess not

3. Lovers code

4. This isn’t exactly a joke, but it’s still funny.

5. And he proudly said he attended Wizkid’s concert

6. LMFAOO. You have to be on Twitter long enough to understand some jokes.

7. *Frantically does sign of the cross*

8. We yellep

19. Netflix in a nutshell

10. LMFAOOOO

7. Frantically does sign of the cross