• On October 20, 2020,  we wrote about how Nigeria may be moonwalking into a debt trap as a result of reckless policies. On October 21, The Punch reported that the Federal Government may now be thinking about new ways to fund the national budget.

    Nothing is official yet, but sources at the Ministry of Finance, Budget and National Planning reported that the government plans to sell or concession more than 25 key assets. A concession is when the government lets private individuals take control of a national asset for a specified purpose and period.

    The move to sell or concession is one of the government’s efforts to fund the ₦10‎.7 trillion deficit of the 2023 budget. It doesn’t take Sherlock Holmes to figure out that our government is broke.

    So, what are the assets that the government plans to sell, or concession?

    Tafawa Balewa Square (TBS)

    TBS [Image Source: The Guardian]

    Originally known as The Lagos Race Course, Oba Dosunmu of Lagos handed the 14.5-hectare property to the British colonial authorities in 1859. The military government of Yakubu Gowon reconstructed it in 1972 and renamed it the Tafawa Balewa Square. It’s famous for hosting Independence Day parades and concerts in Lagos. 

    National Integrated Power Projects (NIPP)

    [Image source: The Guardian]

    Former president Olusegun Obasanjo created the National Integrated Power Projects (NIPP) in 2004  to address the problem of insufficient power generation. We can tell you the projects haven’t been completely successful because we still shout “Up NEPA” 18 years later.

    To fund the 2023 budget, the FG now plans to sell or concession the power projects namely: Olorunsogo, Calabar II, Benin, Omotosho II and Geregu II plants.

    Hydro power plants

    Hydro power plants in Nigeria are also on the chopping block of the government’s fire sale.The plants in Oyan, Lower Usuma, Katsina-Ala and Giri plants could fall into private hands soon. The sapa season is truly upon us.

    What other assets are on the chopping block?

    The government is exploring ways to increase revenue from assets like the Abuja Water Board, the National Theatre and the Lagos International Trade Fair.

    The Federal Government’s plan is to offer these assets to investors for equity while others will be totally sold to reduce waste. 

    Will the sale happen?

    What we do know is the government has been trying to offload these assets for years, so it’s possible the sale or concessioning won’t happen as usual.

    Still, it reflects the harshness of our current economic realities. We wonder what they’ll sell next: the National Assembly? Aso Rock? Who knows?

  • Sure, everyone wants to get a good deal on things like refrigerators and gadgets, but we think the following things should have a black Friday deal.

    1) Nigeria

    If Nigeria and everyone in it is put on sale, maybe we will finally have someone that knows how to fix this country buy it. I personally think 200 million naira is a good deal for this country. We need to sell ourselves so someone can help us.

    2) Sardines

    Sardines need to go on sale so we can close our eyes and pretend we are back in a time where sardines cost less than 300 naira. That was a good time.

    3) Height

    Not only should there be a discount on height, there should also be a promo offer. Buy three inches, get an inch free. There are a lot of people that will benefit from this deal. It will be the largest black Friday sale ever.

    4) Shame

    It’s possible that the price of shame has been so high, some people have been unable to afford it. A black Friday sale should encourage those that couldn’t afford the shame being sold in the market. Maybe then they will start acting like human beings.

    5) Visa

    Why have embassies not thought of giving a black Friday visa discount? Everyone deserves to post the welcome to a new dispensation meme.

    6) Bitcoin

    Why don’t they agree to sell 1 bitcoin for 100 naira during black Friday and allow it to rise during Cyber Monday? It doesn’t even have to be that long. They could even just reduce it for the hour. We don’t care how possible it is, but that’s what we want. A bitcoin black Friday. A BBF.

    7) Degree

    Degrees are so expensive. They also have the audacity to take so much time and energy. Why not automatically promote students during black Friday, or slash the cost of school fees in the coming session.

    8) Data

    If networks aren’t using straws to suck out our internet while we sleep, they are charging us ridiculous prices for data. Data price slash sales will save our pocket.

    9) Sense

    A lot of people clearly need sense, but since common sense is no longer common, they might have to search everywhere for it. If they’re unlucky, they find it for a very expensive price. A black Friday deal where sense is sold at 50 naira will prevent a lot of silly hot takes people are constantly exposed to.

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