• If you’ve found yourself putting Rema‘s recent hyperfast banger, “Kelebu,” on repeat, you’re not alone. 

    From the pulse-pulsating “HEHEHE” to the adrenaline rush that is “OZEBA,” Rema has been in beast mode, feeding us music that doesn’t just slap but sprints. But fast-tempo music is not unique to him alone. It has always had a home in Nigerian music.

    Long before Rema, artists like Terry G, DJ YK Mule, and Zlatan were making music that moved like it drank six energy drinks.

    So, if you love this new Rema era and wonder what else lives in that same sonic universe, here are 15 great fast-tempo Nigerian songs that deliver the same jolt of electricity and energy.

    15. “Unripe Pawpaw” — Zlatan feat. Papisnoop, Oberz & Jamo Pyper

    Producer: P.Priime

    Year: 2020

    From the opening yell in this song, you know you’re in for a premium gbe-body (lift your body) session. Oberz opens the song, then Zlatan comes in loud and unfiltered, setting the tone with his now-iconic delivery style. Then Papisnoop and Jamo Pyper follow with back-to-back verses filled with hilarious punchlines and the raw hunger of boys who’ve seen life.

    The beat is fast, aggressive and soaked in street DNA.

    14. “Baddo’s Song” — Ayo Maff feat. Jazzworx & Thukuthela

    Producers: Fade Venom and Spaceboy Mercury

    Year: 2025

    Ayo Maff puts a lover who isn’t reciprocating his romantic gesture to one side. This song pays tribute to veteran rapper Olamide, AKA Baddo, using an interpolation of his song “Yemi My Lover” to drive home its message.

    Jazzworx and Thukuthela lace the song with vibrant energy straight out of the South African township playbook. This is a cultural handshake between Naija’s street-hop and Mzansi’s EDM, and the result is electrifying.

    13. “WHY” — G.O.E feat. Slimcase

    Producer: G.O.E

    Year: 2024

    Popular Lagos hypeman G.O.E (God Over Everything) brings his craft to the studio. This turn-up song reflects Lagos Island’s living: excess spending, fake lifestyle, and larger-than-life personas. Then Slimcase enters, shaking the mic with slang, street wisdom, and that signature raspy rapper vocals. His presence adds grit and bounce, like throwing fuel on an already blazing fire.

    12. “Hey Jago” — Poco Lee feat. Shoday & Rahman Jago

    Producer: Producer X

    Year: 2025

    This is street music dedicated to popular socialite and fashion entrepreneur Rahman Jago. “Hey Jago” keeps shoulders bouncing and sneakers glued to the dancefloor. The beat is fast and rubbery: a fusion of amapiano’s log drums and that unmistakable Afrobeats percussion.

    Poco Lee, ever the master of vibes, opens with lambas and a presence that orchestrates the energy. Shoday delivers street-boy bravado and sleek melodies that cut through the tempo like butter. 


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  • Another new music Friday, another banger from Rema. The Edo-born artist’s fans have been eating good with the eargasmic singles he’s been putting out lately. His latest release, “Bout U” — and the lyrics that come with it — continue his exploration of a mid-tempo sound post-HEIS, showing a more vulnerable, love-struck Rema.

    He’s slowly world-building the new era of his music. The visualiser for the London-produced “Bout U” shares a similar mood board as that of “Is It A Crime,” his first single this year. 

    As he puts out more music, likely leading to a new studio album, let’s take a closer look at Rema’s “Bout U” lyrics, shall we?

    Rema’s “Bout U” Lyrics

    [Intro]

    Another banger

    Yeah, yeah, yeah

    Bad gyal mi, mi wan trade unto ya

    [Verse 1]

    Girl, blazing, girl, ten, girl, A-list

    And her waist is figure-eight, she put the work in

    Change your life, six-figure, she deserve it

    Got girlies around the world but she my favourite

    4:30 in the morning, thinking about you

    And about your archy, body-ody-ody-ody

    Girl makeup always too slick, no caking

    E get the way you dey, demeanour angelic

    In the first verse, Rema showers compliments on his subject. He dedicates all eight bars in the verse to thirsting over her pleasing body. Putting more focus on the derriere, this verse solidifies that the artist has a preferred spec that’s often hailed across his other songs. 

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    [Pre-Chorus]

    Girl, hold my hand, girl, time is running out (Yeah, time is running)

    Time is running out (Yeah, time is running)

    Girl, let’s make it count

    This love affair got me living in the clouds (Yeah, living in the—)

    Living in the clouds

    Please, don’t let me down

    [Chorus]

    (Something about you)

    There’s something about you girl, ooh, there’s something about you (There’s something about you)

    There’s something about you girl, ooh, there’s something about you (Something about you)

    There’s something about you girl, ooh, there’s something about you (There’s something about you)

    Something about you girl, ooh, there’s something about you

    “Bout U” seems to carry on the narrative of “Is It A Crime,” which carefreely throws advances at a love interest who isn’t as eager: “I no dey for too much whining, dey for too much whining / As e dey be (ooh).”

    But instead of the little carefree attitude he displays on “Is It A Crime,” he’s more invested and sees a bigger picture in “Bout U “

    [Verse 2]

    Mi wan give you love and attention (Ha-ah)

    Mi respect this our affiliation (Ha-ah)

    Anytime you pass, you got man’s brows raising, eh-eh

    Mandem plotting ‘cause they wan take you from me

    If we run am on a low, shey, you go vex?

    Mi no like to show off for the internet

    I take your matter personal from day one to the end

    Mi want your loving and caress

    Still confessing desires in the second verse, Rema states he’s the only one who genuinely wants her, even though others are constantly trying to get her attention too.

    Also, Rema makes a point of keeping their relationship from the public’s radar. Unsure what his subject’s preference is, he states that he’s a private guy. And there’s no doubt about that, if we go by his irregularly operated social accounts.

    He takes the rest of this song and uses the pre-chorus and chorus to further show persistence, and how badly he wants her. “Bout U” is simply Rema expressing and emphasising wanting true love and not jinxing it.

    [Pre-Chorus]

    Girl, hold my hand, girl, time is running out (Yeah, time is running)

    Time is running out (Yeah, time is running)

    Girl, let’s make it count

    This love affair got me living in the clouds (Yeah, living in the—)

    Living in the clouds

    Please, don’t let me down

    [Chorus]

    (Something about you)

    There’s something about you girl, ooh, there’s something about you (There’s something about you)

    There’s something about you girl, ooh, there’s something about you (Something about you)

    There’s something about you girl, ooh, there’s something about you (There’s something about you)

    Something about you girl, ooh, there’s something about you


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  • OZEBA — Rema

    OZEBA is one of the songs on Rema’s “HEIS” album, and it means “to enter trouble.” This song’s on the same energy level with “God of Elijah, send down fire.”

    Unripe Pawpaw — Zlatan

    Good luck to anyone who can find out what Zlatan meant by “unripe pawpaw” in this song that has nothing to do with fruits, but throwing legwork all day.

    Kolomental — Faze

    Before music listeners called Rema’s “HEIS” album the music for mad people, Faze declared listeners should dance like crazy people to his Kolomental jam. You may need to check yourself for “kolomental” if you’re feeling this song too much.

    Fokasibe — DJ Zeez

    We wonder what kind of headspace DJ Zeez was in when he turned the statement that literally means “Your head has scattered” into a compliment for being a trendy person. We call it “Sability” now tho.

    Ladi — Phyno & Olamide featuring Lil Kesh

    It was a dark time when Olamide, Phyno and Lil Kesh made a song against cunnilingus. Thank God they weren’t speaking for the real eaters. Hopefully they see the light now.

    Run Mad — Terry G

    Terry G has only one message in this lousy, hyper-fast song: “Catch me if you can.” But he found a creative way to deliver it: “You can only run, run, run / Run, run, run pass Terry G when you run mad.” Except you’re “losing it,” you have no reason to tussle this bragging rights with the Akpako Master.

    Free Madness (Part 1) — Terry G

    Don’t bother to find any train of thought in Terry G’s Free Madness, else you’ll get lost. It’s a mixture of every random and unplanned ideas that popped up in his head. Little wonder he called it “free madness” instead of a “freestyle.”

    ZaZoo Zeh — Portable featuring Olamide & Poco Lee

    Since this song pushed Portable to the mainstream, no other Nigerian artist has been as restless as him.

    Banger — Skuki

    This isn’t an end-of-the-year song or an anthem about throwing Christmas lights. The “banger” Skuki wants to launch is the thing between their legs. Scary and shameless.

    Baby Konga — Konga

    “A konga, B konga, C konga” or what was blood waffling about in this jam? I’ll leave his jungle language to the people in spirit to interpret sha.

  • It’s been seven months since the O2 Arena filled with 20,000 music lovers for Rema’s Ravage Uprising concert. The consensus about that show is that the 24-year-old Benin-born singer is celebrating Benin heritage. Take his replica of the 1897 Benin sacking, like Queen Idia’s ivory mask, into account. The fact that the show happened nine miles from the British Museum displaying the stolen Queen Idia’s ivory mask and a note that Ravage Uprising was Rema’s only show in the coloniser’s UK in 2023, it’s not hard to agree with. 

    Critics have written adulations. Rema has thrown himself into the narrative. He’s tweeted about reshaping the Benin culture and a song titled BENIN BOYS with Shallipopi, another Benin boy. Rema adorned bats, a popular symbolism attached to Benin, into his jewellery collection and new album art. He’s claiming his birthplace with his full chest. However, the importance of symbolism might have been exaggerated. Bats don’t fly around the whole of Edo, and neither are they depicted in Benin guilds. Perhaps he should have spared a thought for leopards depicted in Benin guilds. 

    Rather than a connection to the centuries past, Rema’s inspired by Benin City’s urban life and culture (which has adopted bats into its identity). That narrative only teases listeners into the geographic-fluid afro-pop pits of his sophomore album, “HEIS”. He’s not playing it safe. This isn’t “Rave & Roses”. In comparison, his first album’s the rose, and this new one’s the rave. To appreciate “HEIS”, the search for homecoming aspirations and deeper music is seriously not advised. “HEIS” is pacy, head-back-leg breaking, and ridiculously amplified. It’s the complete form of what Ginger Me, Won Da Mo, Hov and the “RAVAGE” EP have shown. “HEIS” is the wildly experimental Rema.

    MARCH AM is a colloquial phrase for “doing the work and crushing it.” The corporate world will translate that to meeting KPIs. In Rema’s case, he’s a young overachiever. While one simmers in celebrating that, one observes his new linguistic approach, which is all over the album. He uses English, Pidgin English, Edo and Yorùbá in cruder tones. A marker of every man’s voice. American rapper Mick Jenkins said, “Deep conversations about language, which one [do] you speak?” Remaspeak is street-fluent and internet lingo rich.

    He rides the party into AZAMAN, originally an Edo slang term for someone who provides bank details for G-boys to pick funds. In this song, it translates to the popular Nigerian term for a “rich spender”. In a praise-singing mode, Rema hails Nigeria’s wealthiest men, including his state governor, Benin royal throne, and Don Jazzy. Rema sure knows how to pick his patrons. Interestingly, there’s no mention of his Jefe, DPrince, who discovered him.

    This praise-singing doesn’t sidestep Rema’s noteworthy consumption of X (Twitter) lingos. “No go hustle, dey talk for TL / Follow me run, you go tear ACL” is a banger boy material.

    Twitter might have been a bit of this album’s inspiration. From “No go hustle, dey Twitter dey zozo” on the opening track to “Monday morning, talking about me while I’m making money” on HEHEHE, the playful third track, that observation lurks. He clap-backs at his trolls and critics; this psychologically marks a reflexive response likely provoked by internet pressure and stan wars. It’s not crystal clear to him yet that the ascension to the Big 4 breeds contempt.

    On YAYO, he bites Asake’s style and comfortably holds the form. This is a jam; Mr. Sungba will be pleased. BENIN BOYS with Shallipopi follows in quick verse exchanges. The most notable thing about this song is the repetitive “See money, see am, see, see, see money o” chorus, subtle Edo music influence, and Shallipopi being the first Nigerian feature on any of Rema’s songs.

    Surprisingly, Bini’s heritage isn’t expressed on HEIS, the album track. The word is the Greek for “number one.” On it, Rema sings he’s THE guy. The chorus is rhetoric in Swahili, asking who’s the baddest. Who’s uplifting and hot and globetrotting? Who’s the shit and champion? Is it you? Rema’s confidence is stunning; he generates closing lines like “When I talk “Another banger,” you better believe am.”

    It’s not hard to miss P.Priime’s tag, which runs through six songs on this eleven-track album. This is evidence of their developing chemistry since their back-to-back collaboration on the “RAVAGE” EP. Rema’s go-to producer, London, takes the backseat on this album ride, credited on only three songs. According to metadata, this album’s also the first time Rema has deeply involved himself in the production of his music. Other co-producers are Altims, Daytrip, Producer X, Cubeatz, Deats, Klimperboy and Alex Lustig. [ad][/ad]

    Rema’s clearly synced with what’s vibrating in the ghettos and inner cities. Mara sound manifests in OZEBA, an Edo word for “entering trouble”. “Mara” is an informal term for madness. In music, it’s a homegrown sound that drives listeners wild. It’s high-speed and energetic. Picture a street carnival buzzing with DJ YK Mule’s mixes, dancers in ripped jeans, joggers, oversized round necks and sweaters, cross bags, sandals, designer slides, flipping white handkerchiefs in the air while thick Indian hemp joints burn on the other hands. OZEBA is trenches music brought to the global mainstream. The only thing missing is God Over Everything’s hypeman touch.

    From this song till the album ends, Rema retains the disruptive energy of Daddy Showkey—the new age composition of Olamide Baddo’s lamba. WAR MACHINE is an adrenaline pumper; it gives the thrills of street racing. Rema might have also been a new-age pop version of Obesere on EGUNGUN. He keeps on rocking on VILLAIN — repeating everything earlier said on the album, from accomplishments to soft-landing baddies, rocking designers and lavishing. His confidence leaps higher here; he desires babes built like the Afrobeats’ Queen Idia, Tiwa Savage.

    Decrescendo hits on the closing track, NOW I KNOW. The rave has come to an end, and others have left. His trauma and loneliness are all that’s left. This song’s a fine moment of clarity on the album, and one wishes it had more of it. 

    In 28 minutes, Rema sets a party for loud decibel suckers. It’s very experimental music, while someone like Ayra, his label mate, has a clear-sounding sophomore. Bold of him. It’s also a statement that Rema has a freer handle on his career. He notes on NOW I KNOW: “I dey move like Messi when he dey for Barcelo[na].” That’s one way of saying he’s unfuckwithable.

    While it’s true Rema’s music is becoming uncontrollably uncouth, his music has never been suburban. He’s only talented and cool enough for the butte and pako. He’s called the “Prince of Afrobeats”, which makes sense. But what Rema and the other top three, the kings of Afrobeats, have in common is the love for the Black app. Rema should grow thick skin!

    Closer listening reveals “HEIS” more native allegiance than a musical revolution orchestrated by the Mid-Western Nigeria’s tapestry. Another evidence of this is Shallipopi’s widely critiqued sophomore. What these two album releases heralded by the Benin/Edo fixation represent and share in common are apprehensive party music and cruise talks.

    Is a Benin renaissance happening? Is “HEIS” a special nod to Benin? Is the album by Rema’s hedonism, inspired by his critics or his desire to shift mainstream focus from Amapiano to Afropop? Maybe, maybe not.

    You have to agree, though, that Rema has given Benin as a whole more points than his Governor Obaseki.


    While We Talk About this Rema Hot Moment, These Are All the Times He Has Showed the World He’s Really HIM

  • On September 12, 2023, the 23-year-old ravestar, Rema, emerged as the first African musician to hit a billion streams on Spotify with the Calm Down remix featuring Selena Gomez. 

    His success isn’t by chance, streaming farm or just big budgets. Rema put in the work to get his billion streams. We dived into his records to find out how he made history with the Selena Gomez-assisted remix, and summarised our research into these seven steps.

    Rema consistently delivered

    As long as you’re ready to learn and grind this music hustle with a positive attitude, you too could get documented in the journey of afrobeats as it blazes through history like its new prince, Rema.

    Since his Dumebi debut in 2019, Rema’s honed his skills through consistent delivery of music, videos and tours. After winning the Headies’ Next Rated award in the same year he debuted, he’s shown versatility with two EPs, an album and a series of singles.

    Worked with producers who understood the mission

    Rema locked himself in the studio with Andre Vibez and London to give us Calm Down. The three collaborators rearranged the song and polished its layers until it became a hit.
    While Calm Down pushed Rema’s album to become the first African album to enter 1 billion streams, the same song put its producers on Billboard 100 Hot Producers’ list.

    Promoted the hell out of the song

    One part of the job is done when an artist finds the hack to score a perfect afrobeats hit. The rest? You come up with schemes to elevate the song. Enter song promotion.

    Rema was on the road for shows and media runs, which continued conversations around the single and generally his music, giving him more exposure. 

    Struck while the iron was hot

    Barely a month after Calm Down dropped, Rema released his debut album Rave & Roses (March 2022) — one of the biggest debut afrobeats albums. Calm Down is the hottest and biggest song on the album, so it’s logical he chose to remix it.

    Rema was keen to work with a female artist, and chose none other than Selena Gomez, a talented singer and actress with a very committed community. The remix was out in five months.

    He made his collaborator his friend

    From producer to features, tt’s necessary to work with people who see your vision. With Rema and Selena, it wasn’t just business as usual when they planned to remix Calm Down. (Business as usual is when the relationship ends after a featured artist drops their verse. They don’t promote or push the work.)

    Selena and Rema were fans of each other’s music before their teams met and began working out the collaboration process. She liked Runaway, the closing track on Rave & Roses.

    Kept pushing

    Rema didn’t just stop at releasing a remix. He remained visible online and offline. Calm Down’s remix came out in August 2022 to criticism and acclaim, then it steadfastly climbed the Billboard chart, peaking at number one. The song entered the Billions Club on Spotify — setting a record that’s also the first of its kind.

    Still pushing the song together

    As the song got bigger, we saw them together in the media. Recently, on September 13, 2023, at the MTV Video Music Award, they both received a plaque for Best Afrobeats, the first of its category at the event.


    You might not have Selena Gomez’s phone number or a solid label backing you, but hard work, consistency and collaboration will always be key ingredients to grow and reach a wider audience. If Rema hadn’t put in the work that got him noticed or fostered the relationship that birthed his most prominent song, Calm Down, he wouldn’t have a billion streams on Spotify.

  • Rema is now one of the biggest Afrobeats exports and unarguably the leader of his generation of artists. With records of hits and numbers to back it up, we look at all the times he proved that he’s the HIM of his era.

    Winning the Headies Next rated award at 19

    In 2019, Rema won the Next Rated award category at the 13th edition of Headies. While receiving his award on stage, he called himself the future of Nigerian music. Fast-forward to this moment, it’s fair to say his prophecy is manifesting.

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    Raves & Roses success

    In April 2023, Rema became the most streamed Afrobeats artist on Spotify with the deluxe edition of his debut album, Raves & Roses. The album hit one billion streams, making it the highest streamed African album of all time; this was the first of its kind on the digital platform.

    Nigeria’s most exported on Spotify

    In June, Raves and Roses broke its record and set a new one after hitting 1.5 billion streams. By July, Raves & Roses (Deluxe) became a two billi baby.

    In August, Spotify named Rema as the most exported Afrobeats artist, which puts him on the same global demand scale with Nigerian jollof and Nigerian men. 

    Calm Down (both original and the remix) are top two on most exported Afrobeats songs list.

    Performing at Lollapalooza 2023

    In August, Remy Boy joined a large number of musicians from all over the world to perform at the 2023  Lollapalooza edition in Chicago. His performance and crowd engagement skills are highly captivating — a superstar doings.

    Sitting pretty on Billboard

    Rema first climbed the Billboard chart in 2020 with his jam, Woman, peaking at number 15 on the World Digital Sales. His consistency and strategic collaboration pushed him further to the Billboard Hot 100 with Calm Down featuring Selena Gomez on April 22, 2023. The same song also catapulted LONDON and Andre Vibez to the highest charting Nigerian music producers on the Billboard Hot 100 Producers. He’s also the second rated artist on Billboard’s U.S Afrobeats Songs chart.

    Headies’ speech and wins

    During the Headies’ 16th music award ceremony on September 4th, 2023, Rema delivered a solid speech, charging the Nigerian music industry to unite and show more regards to their fans and the music institutions. On the same night, he went home with three awards (Best Male Artist, African Artist and Digital Artist of the Year). The guest artist on his Calm Down remix, Selena Gomez bagged the International Artist of the Year while the director of the music video of the song (Director K) won the best music video award. 

    A winning circle.

    1 billion Spotify streams

    When Rema released the smashing remix to his hit Calm Down in 2022, reviews and opinions ridiculed his choice of guest artist. Some even said (and still does) that he was desperate for foreign acceptance. But now, the song has hit one billion streams, becoming the first African single to do so.

    Rema and Afrobeats are the rave of the moments. So are these stars too. All Afrobeats moments are curated for you here.

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  • Can you believe we’re already four months into 2023? It feels like just a few weeks ago, we were making New Year resolutions and plans to conquer 2023, and now, we have eight months left. 

    We’ve had so many hits between January and April, but these seven are some of the best. But will they still bang by the time IJGBs come back for Detty December? We have the answers. 

    Yoga — Asake 

    Asake’s Mr Money with the Vibes was probably the biggest album of 2022. From Terminator to Joha, Asake’s voice was everywhere in December. After dropping songs every two weeks, Asake took some time off before dropping Yoga in 2023. The song showed us a zen Asake, who’s taking time away from the party scene to wear white and meditate by the beach (God, when?). It was the perfect song to start the year with and a testament to the artiste’s versatility. 

    Chances of surviving till December: I highly doubt it. Yoga is too calm for the gragra of Detty December. The holidays are about hyper energy, so imagine people screaming, “Palazzo, jiggy, burger..” instead of chanting, “Yoga yoga”.   

    GWAGWALADA — BNXN, Kizz Daniel and Seyi Vibez

    BNXN’s decision to make a song about Gwagwalada in Abuja is almost as random as the two artistes he chose to feature, yet somehow it all works perfectly. The Sarz-produced beat is BNXN’s to devour, and he eats it up like the shawarma he mentions in the song. Kizz Daniel and Seyi Vibez also make memorable appearances here. 

    Chances of surviving till December: Even though Finesse came out a year ago in 2022, there’s a higher chance of that song soundtracking Detty December parties as opposed to Gwagwalada.  

    Stamina — Tiwa Savage, Young Jonn and Ayra Starr 

    Tiwa Savage, Young Jonn and Ayra Starr’s Stamina is the consent anthem we didn’t know we needed until it was released. Produced by frequent Asake collaborator, MagicSticks, the song finds Ayra offering to do sexy kung fu with her lover, while Tiwa and Young Jonn engage in an intense back and forth that Chioma explains better in her SYDHT recap of the video

    Chances of surviving till December: While Stamina is a major jam, there’s a high chance it’ll sound like a throwback song when it comes up in the club when Detty December rolls around. 

    Who’s Your Guy? — Spyro and Tiwa Savage 

    With all the shoutouts on Who’s Your Guy?, the Spyro and Tiwa Savage hit could easily be an owambe song. Giving us a much needed break from songs about bumbum, hustling and popping champagne, Who’s Your Guy? is a beautiful song that talks about the importance of friendship and checking in on your tribe. Knowing all the craziness happening around the world, we all need to be more invested in each other, now, more than ever. 

    Chances of surviving till December: Be prepared to hear this song every time someone orders Azul for their table in December, and also on every IJGB’s TikTok or Reel when they connect with the friends they left behind in Nigeria. 

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    Sability — Ayra Starr

    No other artist captures the defiant “I’m a bad bitch” Gen Z energy like Ayra Starr. Sability, her Awilo Longomba-inspired first single of 2023 tows the same lane as Bloody Samaritan and Rush, with Ayra reminding everyone that she’s that girl; the original sabi girl. 

    Chances of surviving till December: This is a jam for baddies, and being a baddie isn’t a seasonal job; it’s a year-round lifestyle. There’s a high chance you’ll hear Sability on the insta stories of those IJGB girls who live and breathe NollyBabe’s fashion. 

    UNAVAILABLE — Davido and Musa Keys 

    Davido is a master hitmaker and that’s on Mary and her little lamb. Despite the tragic events of last year, Davido somehow manages to find and share joy through his album, Timeless, especially on the Musa Keys-assisted amapiano hit, UNAVAILABLE. Our ever-so-generous king also made sure the TikTok dance challenge for the song was easy, smooth and inclusive because not all of us have Gen Z legwork energy. I stan. 

    Chances of surviving till December: This is the anthem most offices will hear as soon as they close for the year. Everyone on holiday for Detty December will probably post their UNAVAILABLE video on social media for their co-workers and haters. How else will your boss know not to send you emails in December? 

    Holiday — Rema

    Nothing unites Nigerians more than a grass-to-grace story, and boy, did my inner spirit feel it when Rema sang, “I will never forget the time wey bad belle dem cast us away. Fast forward to today, every day na holiday.” 

    Even though 2022’s Calm Down has refused to allow Holiday get the love it deserves, this song is further evidence that proves yet again that Rema hasn’t missed since 2019

    Chances of surviving till December: The song is literally called Holiday, and you think it won’t bang during the biggest holiday of the year? Chelsea, come on now. This is the ultimate Detty December banger. 

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  • It’s common knowledge that Nigerian parents don’t like tattoos, but what if we told you there are some Nigerian lyrics they’d actually want you to have as tattoos?

    Let’s get into it. 

    The chorus of Kizz Daniel’s Buga 

    If there’s one thing we learnt in 2022, it’s that Nigerian mummies and aunties love Kizz Daniel’s Buga. It’s like Baby Shark, but for 40+ women who love WhatsApp. It’ll be hard for your mum to say “no” to a tattoo of her favourite song. Try “So far, so good. Ko ni baje” first and see. 

    “Jesu Kristi loba wa” — Sability by Ayra Starr

    A tattoo that shows your mum she raised a good child who stans Jesus and Ayra Starr? Come on, there’s no way a Nigerian mother will fight this tattoo. 

    “Today Germany, tomorrow na London” — Loaded by Tiwa Savage and Asake

    You’re basically prophesying into your life, and your mother has to be the weapon fashioned against you if she decides to hate on this tattoo. 

    “I see darkness all around, but I know I’m the light” — Electricity by Pheelz and Davido 

    This is the equivalent of getting the lyrics to Sinach’s I Know Who I Am tattooed on your left thigh or back. Your mother would be proud of you for recognising your purpose in life and writing it in ink. 

    “Pay me my salary. I want to marry” — Anita by The Cavemen. 

    A focused child who wants to make money and give their mother a wedding (and potentially, grandchildren)? Nigerian mothers are sending BCS right now to boast about you to their frenemies. 

    “E kira fun mummy mi o” — Ojuelegba by Wizkid

    You’re literally hailing her and asking everyone to celebrate her too. How can any mother be mad at that? Make it make sense. 

    “Before dem use me, I go use my sense” — Peace Be Unto You by Asake

    I doubt the woman who told you to “put it on her head” when you asked stupid questions about where to put stuff growing up will be mad at you for telling the world you’re ten steps ahead of them. Nigerian mothers like to talk about “common sense” a lot, so it’s just common sense to know they’d love this tattoo. 

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    “I’ve never stopped in my life, so tell me, why would I stop now?” — Never Stopped by BNXN

    A resilient icon. Even your mother will stan. 

    “Wake up in the morning, Hallelujah. Chasing the money, chasing the bag” — Won Da Mo by The Mavins

    A tattoo that says you’re a prayerful child of God and a hard worker who refuses to settle is the best way to get your mother to not only approve your tattoo, but pay for it too. Shoutout to Rema for the cheat code. 

    “Dem never see me coming” — Bandana by Fireboy DML and Asake 

    Inshallah, your enemies will never see you coming. 

    “I stand strong (insert your name) no go minus” — Stand Strong by Davido and Sunday Service Choir 

    A choir is involved. That’s all you need to defend a tattoo of this line from Davido’s hit. Your mother will switch to your side the moment she gets this info. 

    “Moving with currency, I’m on a foreign p” — WO WO by Miz, BNXN and Blaqbonez

    The only time this tattoo will backfire is if you’re poor, and its message doesn’t match your lifestyle. Who doesn’t love dollars and pounds here and there. 

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  • Remember when Rema was just that little kid with the teddy bear singing about Dumebi? Well, in just three years, the Mavin and Jonzing-signee has quickly become one of the most influential names in Afrobeats with back-to-back hits, Gen Z fashion on lock and fans in every corner of the world. 

    Here are all the times Rema reminded us his mother wasn’t playing when she named him “Divine”. 

    When he caused a Dumebi-mania and dropped three EPs back to back in 2019

    2019 was the year Rema went from small-town Benin boy to national vibes master with Dumebi. Everyone and their grandmas knew this song, but instead of just milking that one single, he dropped three EPs that year: Rema, Rema Freestyle and Bad Commando — they all slapped. 

    When Iron Man appeared on Barack Obama’s Summer Playlist in 2019

    Getting into former president Barack Obama’s summer playlist barely seven months into your career has to be a major flex for Rema. The crazy part was even though Dumebi was the hottest Rema song that year, Obama showed us he’s not like the basic girlies when he selected the lesser-known Iron Man for his playlist. We stan a leader with real taste. 

    Rema, the meme king

    Whether he’s in a car singing “Somebody, save me” or responding to fan tweets with the most unhinged memes, Rema has proven time and time again that he’s the social media gift that keeps giving. 

    When he won Next Rated at the Headies in 2020 

    We can debate the Headies Awards and their winners from now till next year. But if there’s one thing the Headies has gotten right, it’s giving Rema the Next Rated award in 2020. It’s clear they could see his future would be filled with bangers. 

    When he dropped Peace of Mind right after the #EndSARS protests of 2020

    After the chaos of the lockdown and #EndSARS protests, it’s safe to say 2020 was a stressful year for most Nigerians. But Rema came through with Peace of Mind in December of that year, and let me say this underrated bop is the song I didn’t know I needed until it came out. 

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    The time he dropped fire verses on not one but two songs on the Black Panther: Wakanda Forever Soundtrack in 2022

    On an album with Burna Boy, Rihanna, Tems and Stormzy, Rema stood out on joints with Bloody Civilian and Aleman. He’s one of only two artistes to make more than three appearances on the Marvel soundtrack

    All the times he’s carried features and remixes on his back 

    Can you imagine Jae5’s Dimension without Rema’s verse and chorus? Neither can I. 

    The time he brought Don Jazzy out of semi-retirement to talk about booty in 2021

    Everyone knows it’s a big deal when Don Jazzy drops his influencer camera to produce a song for an artiste. Inviting the Mavin boss to talk about a fascinating topic, the gravitational ups and downs of bumbum, Rema created one of the most infectious songs of 2021. 

    The king of fashion 

    Rema has been serving looks from day one. There was this look: 

    And let’s not forget this one: 

    When he dropped Rave & Roses, one of the best albums of 2022

    Three years after popping up on the scene with Dumebi, Rema finally dropped his anticipated debut album, Rave & Roses, and boy, was it worth the wait. Housing hit songs like Calm Down, Addicted, Jo and Are You There? Rave & Roses cemented Rema’s position as one of the most exciting acts in music right now. 

    The time he turned Madonna and Selena Gomez into fangirls in 2022

    It’s not easy to have the Queen of Pop and a real-life Disney princess pulling up to your shows to tell you they’re huge fans of your music. Thee Madonna? Thee Selena Gomez? Who’s seeing Rema right now? No one. 

    This “Africa to the world” moment when he performed at the NBA All-Stars halftime show in 2023

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HV1z6GVXOiY

    Rema joining Tems and Burna Boy to perform at the NBA All-Stars game in 2023 was a major moment for most Nigerians. Rihanna had just completed her Super Bowl performance, but for us Nigerians, this was the actual music meets sport event of February. 

    The time the Calm Down remix with Selena Gomez became a Top 20 hit on the Billboard Hot 100 

    We’ve only ever had two Nigerian artistes crack the top 20 on the Billboard Hot 100 Chart: Wizkid with Essence and One Dance, and Tems with WAIT FOR U and Essence. But Rema has officially joined this list with his Selena Gomez-assisted remix of Calm Down climbing up to the 19th spot on the chart. Iconic AF. 

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  • Sometimes, you hear two artistes are working together, and it makes a lot of sense — Wande Coal and Olamide, Wizkid and Burna Boy, The Cavemen and Asa or Flavour and Phyno. Other times, your first reaction to a collaboration is, “WTF?”

    This is a list of the collaborations that started out as “WTF?” but after listening, changed to “Yasss.” 

    Showmetheway — Cruel Santino and Poco Lee

    A collaboration between alté king, Cruel Santino, and hype man, Poco Lee, wasn’t on my bingo card for 2023, but here we are today. Even though Showmetheway has been a popular sound on TikTok since 2022, listening to the full version with its unexpected feature is a whole other experience. Poco Lee’s appearance is a blink-and-you-’ll-miss-it moment, but it further amplifies the synthy-owambe fuji music vibe of the song. 

    Stand Strong — Davido and The Sunday Service Choir 

    It’s easy to imagine Kanye West’s Sunday Service Choir providing backup to some inspirational song by Cobhams, Asa or Darey Art Alade that’ll get you teary-eyed. But a song with David Adeleke, Nigeria’s very own Shakespeare? No one saw that coming.

    Surprisingly, Stand Strong stands out, pun very much intended here, as one of Davido’s best songs to date. Over ten years into his career, the song is a testament to Davido’s growth from Back When to international choirmaster.

    All I Ever Wanted — Asa and Amaarae 

    2022 came with many surprises, but listening to Asa and Amaarae vibe on lyrics about hotel sex, eating coochie and five-star diamond dick was lowkey one of the year’s biggest surprises. Having the artiste who made alté music way before it was called alté on a track with one of the sound’s new leading voices was the gift we didn’t know we needed until we got it. 

    Every time Burna Boy collaborated with white people 

    From rock bands like The Fallout Boys (Sunshine Riptide) and Coldplay (Monsters You Made) to British icons Lily Allen (Heaven’s Gate), Sam Smith (My Oasis) and Ed Sheeran (For My Hand), Burna Boy has built a reputation for the most unhinged international collaborations.

    If you think an artiste’s sound won’t work well with Burna’s, that’s the artiste he’ll carry on his head. The best part is his coloniser collabs always slap. 

    Coming — Naira Marley and Busiswa 

    Naira Marley and Busiswa’s Coming is everyone’s guilty pleasure. Granted, we can’t play it in our Nigerian homes (or you’ll have to explain doggy style to your parents).

    Still, it’s two artistes who lead two very different movements. Naira Marley rules street pop, and Busiswa is the South African queen of house music. Now, we just need someone to erase this Tiny Desk version from the internet and our minds: 

    Crown of Clay — M.I and Vector 

    What if 2Pac and Biggie Smalls squashed their beef and released a song together after years of dragging each other like small gen? That’s what Vector and M.I did when they hooked up with Pheelz for the song, Crown of Clay.

    This 2021 collaboration was so unexpected because I can’t imagine working with someone who called me Judas, The Rat. M.I is a much better person than most because the beef would’ve turned to shaki by now. Nice song, though. 

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    Beautiful Onyinye — P-Square and Rick Ross 

    P-Square and Rick Ross’ Beautiful Onyinye remix is hands down one of the most random international collaborations ever. Then again, the song came out when Nigerians were willing to take any international collaborations that came their way. Remember Wizkid’s remix of Don’t Dull with Akon? P-Square threw in a random rapper on an audience fave, and now, we can’t listen to the original because the remix is somehow better. 

    Sweet in the Middle — Wurld, Zlatan and Naira Marley 

    Only Davido could think of adding Wurld on a Zlatan and Naira Marley feature. After dropping R&B and alté-inspired songs like Show You Off and Contagious, Wurld laying vocals alongside two of the biggest names in street pop sounded weird, but Sweet in the Middle became a major bop. Each featured act killed their parts, with Davido’s adlibs tying it together. 

    Calm Down — Rema and Selena Gomez

    Before anyone drags me, I’ll drag myself by admitting I didn’t like this Rema and Selena Gomez remix when it first dropped. But you know what? My opinion has changed. 

    Although the remix doesn’t even come close to the magic Rema captured on its original, it’s hard not to like it — especially after hearing it 100 times a day thanks to the radio, TV and social media. 

    High — Adekunle Gold and Davido 

    Adekunle Gold’s transition from sweet Orente baby boy to Afropop Zaddy reached an all-time high in 2021 when he dropped High alongside Davido.

    While an Adekunle and Wizkid collaboration might’ve sounded very on-brand, something about collaborating with Davido felt off. But that’s exactly what Adekunle needed to complete his transition. High was so good it ended up on our 2021 list of best Amapiano songs

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