Partner's house

You sleep past 8 a.m.

You don’t bring them breakfast in bed

You don’t wash their clothes

You don’t clean their bathroom

You don’t do dishes every night

You don’t take out the thrash

You don’t cook a new meal for them everyday

You use your phone when they’re around

You watch TV

You don’t remove cobwebs from the walls

You don’t cook for their friends

You talk too much

You eat three times a day

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