3. Prepare yourself for the bride price and all other side things.
N 1 Million, plus 5 cars and 10 goats.
4. How you should react when you see the long list.
Because that is your only goal in life.
5. You, when your father-in-law asks if you’re rich.
You cannot come and suffer his daughter.
6. How you should start forming religious when your father-in-law is around.
In fact, pastor is your middle name!
7. Are you even aware that you’re working to pay your wife’s siblings’ school fees?
What else are you working for?
8. You, carrying your wife’s family to America for the holidays.
It is your duty and responsibility!
9. Don’t ever say things like “I don’t have money” to your in-laws.
Your mates that have, do they have 2 heads?
10. When your own family starts asking you for money, you’re like:
They don’t know you’re now married abi?
11. Remember to buy Christmas clothes for all the children in your wife’s family.
You are the newest Father Christmas in town!
12. How you should run to your in-laws’ house when their generator is not working.
Don’t let them waste money on any useless mechanic.
13. When it’s sallah, you have to give your in-laws all the rams you can buy.
Abi you don’t want them to eat sallah meat?
1. When you come home late and nobody questions where you’ve been.
Zero people care about you and your outing!
2. When they stop leaving food for you in the kitchen.
There’s no love in this house!
3. When you ask your mom why there’s no food for you, she’s like:
“Bisi, you mean you still think you’re a member of this household?”
4. When you tell them you’re broke they’re like:
Is that how life is?
5. How they look at you when your friends bring their aso ebi for you.
Because it’s time for you to come and be going!
6. You, when they start asking about that ‘fine girl you were dating’ for the millionth time.
What part of ‘we broke up’ don’t you understand?
7. When your mom now wants to be childish and starts giving potential spouses your number.
The whole world will now be ‘whatsApping’ you.
8. When you start talking about how fulfilling your work is, they’re like:
Just do and go, abeg!
9. When they now start locking the gate when you come late from work.
Kuku start looking for rent money!
These days, it appears couples are in a competition to have the most extra and oversabi wedding on earth, just check out these pre-wedding shoots and cakes.
1. It appears people have started losing their home-training o!
https://www.instagram.com/p/BKn6FI_D86m/
Their dance moves are not even fire.
2. This bride kuku turned her wedding into a Beyonce concert.
Na wa o! See how bored the groom looks.
3. These ones were just doing bad things up and down.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BKlbbtrDrRg/
Na wa!
4. This one is a club party o!
https://www.instagram.com/p/BJq-leijlOg/
See miming!
5. This couple that threw their home-training away.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BL0VC0AjJwo/
Hope their parents weren’t watching sha!
1. So you got home after a long, hard day of working for your daily bread.
This life is not easy.
2. And your brothers are looking at you like.
“Egbon you are welcome!”
3. You think they want money, and want to quickly run away before they can ask you.
No money for anybody
4. All of a sudden one of them says “sorry” and drops something on the table.
Which kind of problem is this?
5. It’s a wedding invite from your ex.
Ahn ahn!
6. She is getting married to that her blockhead of a boyfriend.
What rubbish!
7. Okay oh! No problem!
We will see ourselves!
8. The morning of the wedding you scrub your body 11 times.
So you can shine brighter than her new husband’s ogo.
9. Then you wear the nicest native you have in your wardrobe because you cannot carry last.
Before they say you came looking wretched.
10. And carry your finest female friend so people can think you sef will soon marry.
Yes oh!
11. When it’s time to dance, you give them your best moves.
As per Michael Jackson junior!
12. You even buy a very big wedding present, so everyone can see you are a very good person.
Kindest fellow.
13. You don’t leave early oh!
No you must stay!
14. And throughout you must smile like:
“I’m so so so so so happy”
15. When you are about to leave you must greet her whole family.
“I was almost one of you but your daughter does not have good taste!”
16. Then you pictures of you attending wedding all over social media.
So everyone knows that even one bad belle, you don’t have.
1. This Ethiopian bride and her bridesmaids are gorgeous!
2. Look at this Zulu bride looking like glory!
3. This kente clad Ghanaian bride is so lovely!
4. This Eritrean bride is the definition of gorgeous.
5. Look at this Moroccan beauty!
6. This bride from Mauritania looked fantastic!
7. This Ugandan bride is picture perfect!
1. So you just found out your ex boyfriend is getting married.
Wow!
2. And to be honest, you’re a bit confused
“What’s going on?”
3. Because he had the guts to invite you!
He is brave oh!
4. It’s not like you are a bad belle person oh!
At all!
5. But the reason you people broke up is that he said he doesn’t believe in marriage!
“It’s just a piece of paper”
6. So now he has been converted abi!
Very what? Very good!
7. Does he think you won’t attend?
Could it be?
8. Because you will oh! And in grand style!
YES!
9. The day of his wedding, you take more time than usual bathing, so your skin looks and feels like velvet.
Most beautiful!
10. Then you give them the most sizzling make up look you have perfected.
11. Now you’re looking fine, smelling great and ready to go!
13. And then smile at all his useless relatives that could not talk sense into his head when you were dating.
“I hate you all.”
14. You say hello to all his friends like you care about them.
Useless bunch
15. And eat all the food there is in sight.
Chop all their money!
16. Before you leave, you greet the bride and groom like:
“Good bye peasants! Have a nice life!”
This nice Twitter user, @Goldenpolaroid, blessed us with adorable pictures of his parents celebrating their anniversary.
The absolute cuteness of these pictures are giving us serious marriage goals.
After 21 years of marriage, it looks like this couple’s love is stronger than anything, *hope you’re taking notes?*.
This couple wants us to go and marry sha.
Aunty Lin-Lin is the biggest babe in town. If you’re hating, come and show us your house in Banana Island!
She is one of the biggest names in the blogging (aka amebo) business and she isn’t even done with growing her brand.
Recently she celebrated her 36th birthday and she said a great husband (to provide consistent nacks), beautiful kids will be the icing on the cake for her.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BKixtd-hX6c/
That means, all the people claiming to be her bae have just been deceiving themselves sha.
