• Christmas is literally around the corner, and if you’re reading this, you’re probably someone who plans ahead and is already thinking of Christmas gift ideas for loved ones. Whatever the case, we’re here to help.

    Whether you’re shopping for your partner who claims they “don’t want anything,” your parents who already have everything, or your Secret Santa colleague you’ve only spoken to twice, we’ve got you covered. This comprehensive guide features Christmas gift ideas across every category that will help you win the holiday season without breaking the bank.

    Simple Christmas Gift Ideas

    Sometimes the best Christmas gift ideas are the ones that don’t require too much mental gymnastics. These simple yet thoughtful gifts work for almost anyone and won’t have you spiralling into decision paralysis at the mall.

    A leather-bound journal

    For the person who’s been talking about documenting their journey but needs that extra push to start. Get a quality one from Jumia or Konga for ₦8,000- ₦15,000. Moleskine journals are also available at RovingHeights

    Luxury scented candles 

    Bath & Body Works candles go for ₦28,000– ₦60,000 on Jumia. For Nigerian-made options, try Rekoja or Fitila for ₦15,500 – ₦50,000. Choose universally beloved scents like vanilla, lavender, or sandalwood if you’re unsure of what they’ll like.

    Personalised coffee mug 

    Transform their morning routine into something special, especially if you add an inside joke that’ll make them smile every single day. Order custom mugs with photos or quotes from vendors on Instagram for ₦5,000- ₦10,000. Printivo also does quality customisation starting at ₦4,800. 

    Artisan tea collection 

    Who doesn’t love a good cup of tea? Twinings tea gift sets go for ₦10,000- ₦15,000 on Konga or Jumia. For speciality teas, check out Tea on Instagram for curated collections starting at ₦7,000.

    Low-maintenance desk plant 

    A set of mini desk plant good for Christmas Gift Ideas

    A living reminder of your friendship that won’t die even if they forget to water it for weeks. Get succulents or cacti from plant vendors like House of Plants  or The Plants NG for ₦15,000 – ₦40,000. They come with cute pots and need watering only once a week.

    Insulated water bottle 

    Help them meet their hydration goals while looking like they have their life together. For trendy options, check Jumia for Hydro Flask dupes at ₦15,000 – ₦40,000. Dehadza WareHouse on Instagram also has ongoing promo for Stanley Cups at  ₦15,000. Choose their favourite colour.

    Adjustable phone stand 

    The gift that says “I care about your neck health and your productivity.” Get foldable aluminium stands from Jumia or Temu for ₦3500 – ₦10,000. 

    Gourmet chocolate selection

    Not the regular supermarket stuff. These are the kind of chocolates that make people close their eyes when they take a bite. Get Ferrero Rocher collections for ₦7,000 – ₦60,000 at SuperMartNG

    Therapeutic bath salts 

    For when they need to decompress from the chaos of Lagos living. Jumia has body salt sets from ₦8,000 – ₦30,000. Add essential oils from beauty stores for extra luxury.

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    Christmas Gift Ideas for Him

    The men in your life deserve thoughtful Christmas gifts too, even if they claim they “don’t need anything.” These Christmas gift ideas for him show you actually pay attention to who they are and what matters to them.

    Noise-cancelling wireless earbuds

    For the man who needs to escape into his music, podcasts, or that space where nobody’s asking him for favours. Oraimo FreePods go for ₦16,000 – ₦30,000. For premium options, Samsung Galaxy Buds cost ₦50,000 – ₦80,000. Check Pointek or 3C Hub for deals.

    Complete grooming kit 

    Help him look as good as he thinks he looks (beard oil, trimmer, and that post-shave balm that’ll change his life). Jumia has grooming kits options starting from ₦15,000. Oraimo grooming sets are also solid.

    Fitness smartwatch 

    Because you believe in his 2026 transformation, even if he’s skipped the gym all year. Xiaomi Mi Band start from ₦25,000 on Jumia. For serious fitness tracking, Samsung Galaxy Fit costs ₦100,000 – ₦150,000. Choose one that syncs with his phone.

    Signature cologne set

    So he can smell like success, ambition, and a man who means business. Zara men’s cologne starts from ₦80,000. Hugo Boss or Calvin Klein start from ₦50,000 at Essenza. Sample the scent first if possible.

    Premium gym duffel bag

    To support those fitness goals he keeps posting about. Nike or Adidas bags start from ₦35,000 at Garmisland. For budget options, check Jumia or Konga for ₦8,000 – ₦20,000. Look for water-resistant materials.

    Ergonomic gaming mouse

    Because his 10-year-old mouse is literally holding back his gaming potential. Logitech gaming mice go for ₦100,000 on Jumia. For serious gamers, Razer mice start at ₦90k. RGB lighting is a bonus.

    Waterproof portable speaker 

    JBL Flip speakers start from ₦140000 – ₦155,000 on Jumia and Slot. Oraimo speakers are budget-friendly at ₦28,000 – ₦50,000 on the Oraimo website. Test the bass quality before buying.

    Professional electric shaver 

    Upgrade him from looking “okay” to looking intentional about life. Philips, Remington, among other brands are available on Jumia starting from ₦28,000. Cordless is more convenient.

    Official football jersey

    His favourite team, because you know what truly matters to him. Get authentic jerseys from My Sports Kit or JerseyGramm for ₦85,000 – ₦150,000. For replicas, check Balogun Market in Lagos Island. 

    Designer sneakers

    Fresh shoes that say “I’m doing well for myself.” Nike or Adidas start ₦80,000 – ₦250,000 at CircleMall or Adidas Store. For budget options, New Balance goes for ₦70,000 – ₦100,000. Know his size and style preference.

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    Christmas Gift Ideas for Her

    When it comes to Christmas gift ideas for the special women in your life, you want something that shows you really know them. These Christmas gifts for her prove you’ve been paying attention to who she is and what makes her happy.

    Elegant jewellery organiser 

    Because her accessories deserve better than being tangled in a drawer like a crime scene. Get velvet-lined boxes for ₦15,000 – ₦70,000 at Ubuy. For rotating organisers, Jumia has options from ₦8,000 – ₦20,000. Choose one with compartments for rings and necklaces.

    Leather handbag 

    The kind that announces her presence whenever she steps into a room. Zara bags cost ₦30,000 – ₦100,000 at DexStiches. For Nigerian designers, check Bajluxe for ₦80,000 – ₦200,000 options. Classic colors like black or brown are versatile.

    Luxury skincare collection 

    Because her skin deserves serums that work like magic. For local brands, try Dang Lifestyle or Arami Essentials for prices within ₦10,000 – ₦100,000. Include cleanser, toner, and moisturiser.

    Designer perfume 

    A signature scent that leaves an impression long after she’s left the room. Essenza has a range of high-end female perfumes starting at ₦150,000 . FragrancesNG also has designer perfumes like Chanel, Jean Paul Gatier, Dior, with prices within the  ₦40,000 – ₦200,000 range.

    High-end makeup palette

    That one she’s been adding to cart and removing for three months. Zaron palettes cost ₦8,000 – ₦15,000. You can also shop international brands like Urban Decay or Anastasia palettes for ₦25,000 – ₦50,000 on Mama Tega

    Professional hair styling set 

    Because her hair is her crown and deserves royal treatment. Remington styling tools cost ₦100,000 – ₦250,000 at UbuyNG. Consider more budget-friendly options that go for ₦40,000 – ₦80,000 on Jumia. Include heat protectant spray.

    Gel nail polish set 

    Salon-quality manicures without the added stress of showing up at the salon. Polish-only sets cost ₦20,000 – ₦45,000 on Ubuy. Girly Essentials also has nice options with prices starting at  ₦5,000. Include base and top coat.

    Designer sunglasses

    Protection from the sun and from making eye contact with people she’s avoiding. Ray-Ban dupes cost ₦18,000 – ₦50,000 on Jumia. For authentic pairs, check House of Lunettes for prices ranging from ₦150,000 – ₦250,000. UV protection is non-negotiable.

    Christmas Gift Ideas for Kids

    Kids are honestly the easiest to shop for because their excitement is genuine and infectious. These Christmas gift ideas for kids will make you the favourite person at any holiday gathering and create memories they’ll treasure.

    Advanced LEGO architecture set 

    Watch them build entire worlds while developing problem-solving skills and patience. Age-appropriate sets cost between ₦15,000 – ₦85,000 on Jumia. For larger builds, such as architectural sets, expect a cost of ₦50,000 – ₦150,000. Check the age recommendation on the box.

    Professional art supplies kit 

    Nurture their creativity with quality materials that say “your art matters.” Complete sets cost ₦10,000 – ₦50,000 on Jumia. Include crayons, markers, watercolors, and drawing paper. Crayola is the most reliable brand.

    Giant stuffed animal 

    The kind that’s bigger than them and becomes their new best friend and pillow. Large plush toys cost ₦50,000 – ₦100,000 on Konga or Jumia. For character-specific ones (Disney, Marvel), expect to pay more.

    Strategy board games 

    Teaching them that losing gracefully is a skill while having family fun. Monopoly and Scrabble cost ₦15,000 – ₦25,000  on SupermartNG. For Nigerian-made games like Ayo Olopon, check Eko Arts markets.

    Remote control racing car 

    Because watching their eyes light up when it actually works is priceless. Basic models cost ₦10,000 – ₦25,000 on Jumia or Ubuy. For advanced rechargeable models, Indigo Kiddies has options from ₦150,000 – ₦350,000. Check battery requirements.

    Kid-friendly tablet 

    Education disguised as fun, because learning should never feel like punishment. Amazon Fire Kids tablets go for ₦35,000 – ₦165,000 on Jumia. For Android options with parental controls, check PC Place NG for ₦45,000 – ₦80,000.

    Superhero costume set 

    Let them believe they can save the world because that confidence will serve them forever. Complete costumes cost ₦15,000 – ₦35,000 at Party Supplies NG or Skit Stores. For custom-made options, Instagram vendors charge ₦20,000 – ₦35,000. Know their favourite character.

    Magnetic building blocks 

    STEM learning that doesn’t feel like school. Sets cost ₦25,000 – ₦65,000 on Baby Shop Nigeria. Bigger packs with 100+ pieces go for ₦50,000 – ₦100,000. Choose bright colours for younger kids.

    Age-appropriate puzzle collection 

    Building patience and spatial reasoning one piece at a time. Puzzles cost ₦3,000 – ₦20,000 on Temu or Jumia depending on piece count. For wooden puzzles for toddlers, expect ₦5,000 – ₦25,000.

    Adventure book series 

    Transport them to magical worlds where anything is possible. Book sets cost ₦8,000 – ₦20,000 at Rovingheights. Popular series include Enid Blyon Adventure Collection, Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, or Diary of a Wimpy Kid.

    Detailed dollhouse with furniture 

    Hours of imaginative play that build storytelling skills. Basic dollhouses cost ₦15,000 – ₦30,000 at toy stores like Indigo Kiddies. For elaborate multi-story options with furniture, Jiji has sets from ₦25,000 – ₦60,000.

    Christmas Gift Ideas for Parents

    Your parents literally brought you into this world and raised you, so these Christmas gift ideas better reflect that gratitude. Show them some real appreciation with Christmas gifts that acknowledge their sacrifices and celebrate who they are now.

    Full spa day package

    They’ve earned the right to be pampered after decades of putting everyone else first. Hourly packages cost ₦25,000 – ₦70,000 at spas in Lekki or Victoria Island. Consider Oriki, they have branches on the mainland and island.

    High-performance blender 

    Support their health journey with equipment that makes wellness easier. Buchymix blenders cost ₦80,000 – ₦250,000. For Nutribullet-style, Dehadza Warehouse has options from ₦15,000. Choose high wattage for smoothies.

    Custom family photo album 

    Remind them that every sacrifice was worth it with memories beautifully preserved. Professional albums cost ₦25,000 – ₦150,000 from iPrintsNG

    4K Smart TV 

    Upgrade their relaxation time because they deserve crystal-clear entertainment. 43-inch smart TVs cost ₦250,000 – ₦500,000 at Fouani Nigeria. LG and Samsung are reliable brands. Include DSTV or Netflix subscription for the full package.

    Orthopedic slippers 

    Comfort for feet that worked tirelessly to provide for the family. Quality medical slippers cost ₦45,000 – ₦180,000 at Ubuy NG. For premium memory foam options, expect ₦85,000 – ₦125,000. Know their shoe size.

    Premium Bluetooth speaker

    Let their gospel music or old-school jams fill the house properly. JBL speakers cost ₦15,000 – ₦190,000 at Slot. For bass-heavy options, check Sony speakers for ₦85,000 – ₦200,000. Make sure it’s loud enough for their space.

    Personalised family calendar 

    Every month reminds them they built something beautiful. Custom calendars cost ₦5,000 – ₦12,000 from Printivo. Upload family photos for each month. Order by early December for Christmas delivery.

    Fine dining experience 

    Quality time where someone else cooks and cleans for a change. Restaurant vouchers at nice spots cost ₦30,000 – ₦80,000 per couple. Try places like Nok by Alara, or Ajoje Lagos for special occasions.

    Inspirational book collection 

    Feed their minds and spirits with wisdom for this season of life. Books cost ₦5,000 – ₦8,000 each at The Jazzhole. For gift sets, Jumia has inspirational collections from ₦10,000 – ₦25,000. Include authors like TD Jakes or Joyce Meyer.

    Health monitoring smartwatch 

    Show them their wellbeing matters to you deeply. Basic fitness trackers cost ₦15,000 – ₦100,000 on Jumia. For blood pressure and ECG monitoring, Samsung or Apple watches go for ₦80,000 – ₦350,000 at Slot.

    Christmas Gift Ideas for Siblings

    Siblings are the people you didn’t choose but somehow ended up being stuck with for life. These Christmas gift ideas for siblings work whether you’re shopping for your annoying younger brother or your bossy older sister — gifts that say “I tolerate you, but I also love you.”

    Premium wireless earbuds 

    So they can ignore you in high-quality audio. Oraimo earbuds cost ₦14,000 – ₦125,000 on the official website . For Apple AirPods dupes, check Jumia for ₦15,000 – ₦35,000. Samsung Galaxy Buds go for ₦50,000 – ₦80,000.

    High-capacity power banks

    Because their phone dying during crucial group chat moments affects everyone. 50,000mAh power banks cost ₦37,000 – ₦150,000 on the Oraimo website. You can also get cheaper options starting from ₦15,000 on Jumia

    Professional makeup brush set 

    For your sister who’s building her beauty empire, one YouTube tutorial at a time. Quality sets cost ₦8,000 – ₦25,000 from Zaron or House of Tara. For international brands on Instagram, expect ₦15,000 – ₦35,000. Include a brush cleaner.

    Limited edition sneakers

     The kind they’ve been hinting about for months. Nike limited editions cost ₦35,000 – ₦80,000 at sneaker stores in VI or Lekki. For other branded dupes, check  UbuyNG for prices within ₦20,000 – ₦45,000.

    RGB Bluetooth speaker 

    Turn their room into the party spot (sorry, parents) LED speakers cost ₦8,000 – ₦20,000 on Konga. For louder bass, JBL Pulse goes for ₦150,000 – ₦450,000 on PC PLace NG. Perfect for their room parties.

    Guided journal 

    For the sibling who’s on their self-discovery journey. There are several options on The Book Nook with prices starting at ₦8,000. Roving Heights also has options as low as ₦2,500.

    Professional skateboard 

    For the sibling who thinks they’re cooler than they are (and might actually be) Complete boards cost ₦20,000 – ₦45,000 on Paramount Sports Shop. For beginners, basic boards go for ₦12,000 – ₦25,000. Include safety pads and helmet.

    Instant camera with film

    So they can create memories they can actually hold, not just scroll past. Fujifilm Instax Mini 12 costs ₦100,000 – ₦150,000 on Jumia. Film packs (20 photos) cost ₦5,000 – ₦8,000. Fun for creating physical memories.

    Adjustable desk lamp 

    Lighting for late-night study sessions or creative projects. LED lamps cost ₦5,000 – ₦15,000 on Konga. For smart lamps with USB charging, expect ₦10,000 – ₦25,000. Adjustable brightness is key.

    Streaming service subscription

    Six months of no ads and no “are you still watching?” Netflix costs ₦2,900 – ₦5,300 monthly. Gift 6-12 months for ₦17,000 – ₦64,000. Spotify Premium is ₦1,800 monthly. 

    Christmas Gift Ideas for Friends

    Your friends are the family you chose, so these Christmas gift ideas for friends need to hit different. Get them something that shows you actually know their personality, appreciate their friendship, and remember that random conversation from three months ago.

    Personalised friendship jewellery 

    Matching pieces that aren’t cheesy, just meaningful. Custom name necklaces cost ₦15,000 – ₦50,000 from Bethmoda Jewelry. For matching bracelets, expect ₦8,000 – ₦20,000 per pair. Choose gold or silver tone.

    Custom phone case 

    Featuring that embarrassing photo or inside joke only you two understand. Personalised cases cost ₦5,000 – ₦15,000 from Printivo. Upload their favourite photo or quote. Ensure you know their exact phone model.

    Complete skincare routine 

    Because you both agreed to glow up together this year. Dang Lifestyle sets cost ₦31,000 – ₦150,000. Budget sets cost ₦10,000 – ₦25,000 with Neutrogena or Simple products from pharmacies like Medplus

    Specialty cookbook 

    For the friend whose cooking you actually want to eat. “Chop Chop” by The Kitchen Butterly costs ₦40,000 at Narrative Landscape. Rovingheights. You can also get Sisi Yemmie’s digital cookbook, A Time to Eat for ₦8000 on her website

    Joint gym membership  

    Accountability partners who lift each other up (literally). Monthly gym costs ₦15,000 – ₦65,000 depending on location. iFitness is a great option. They have branches in different locations. 

    Concert or experience tickets 

    The memories you’ll create together beat any physical gift. Concert tickets cost ₦10,000 – ₦300,000 depending on the artist. Check Nairabox  or Tix Africa for events. Paint and sip experiences go for ₦15,000 – ₦25,000 per person at Cera Cerni.

    Luxury self-care basket

    Everything they need for the reset they’ve been craving. The Hamper Shop NG has hamper options starting from ₦150,000. You can tailor according to your budget.

    Bestseller by their favourite author

    Signed copy if you’re really showing off. New releases cost ₦5,000 – ₦12,000 at Rovingheights. If you can, send them a signed copy. 

    Executive pen set

    For the friend whose signature is about to be worth something. Quality pen sets cost ₦5,000 – ₦20,000 on Jumia. Add engraving for that extra touch.

    Secret Santa Christmas Gift Ideas for Colleagues

    Secret Santa at the office is a special kind of stress, especially when you barely know the person. These Christmas gift ideas are perfect for colleagues — professional enough for HR, thoughtful enough to avoid awkwardness, and universal enough to work for literally anyone.

    Insulated coffee tumbler 

    Because everyone’s Monday morning depends on caffeine staying hot. Quality tumblers cost ₦5,000 – ₦15,000 on Konga. For branded options like Starbucks-style, Instagram vendors sell for ₦5,000 – ₦12,000. Keeps coffee hot for hours.

    Bamboo desk organiser

    Help them look like they have their professional life together. Organisers cost ₦8,000 – ₦25,000 on Jumia. For multi-compartment styles, expect ₦15,000 – ₦35,000. Great for pens, phones, and accessories.

    Squeeze stress ball 

    For when that meeting could have been an email. Stress balls cost ₦1,500 – ₦4,000 at office supply stores or Lucy NG. For funny shapes (avocado, emoji), check budget ₦2,500 – ₦5,000.

    Mini desk plant kit 

    Bring life to their cubicle with a little bit of cute greenery. Small plants with pots cost ₦5,000 – ₦15,000 from vendors at The Palms or Ikeja City Mall. Succulents are foolproof. Add care instructions.

    Quality notebook and pen 

    For looking attentive in meetings even when they’re not. Moleskine notebooks cost ₦8,000 – ₦15,000 at Roving Heights. Bundle with a nice pen for ₦6,000 – ₦12,000 total. Classic and professional.

    Ergonomic mousepad 

    Show you care about their wrist health. Gel wrist-support mousepads cost ₦4,000 – ₦15,000 on Jumia. For custom designs, Instagram vendors charge ₦4,000 – ₦10,000. Prevents wrist pain.

    Minimalist desk clock

    Help them count down to 5 p.m. in style. Simple clocks cost ₦3,000 – ₦10,000 at konga or Jumia. For digital ones with temperature display, expect ₦15,000 – ₦45,000. Choose neutral colours.

    Colourful sticky note set 

    Make their reminders at least aesthetically pleasing. Fun sets cost ₦2,000 – ₦5,000 at office supply stores or Shoprite. For shaped ones (arrows, speech bubbles), check Jumia for ₦3,000 – ₦7,000.

    Compact lunch bag

    For colleagues trying to save money and eat healthier. Insulated bags cost ₦3,000 – ₦8,000 on Rubearms or Jumia. For leak-proof compartments, expect ₦5,000 – ₦12,000. Great for healthy eating goals.

    Last-Minute Christmas Gift Ideas

    It’s December 24th, you’ve procrastinated spectacularly, and now you’re in full panic mode. Take a breath—these last-minute Christmas gift ideas can be grabbed quickly and still show you care (even though we both know you forgot until literally right now).

    Digital gift cards 

    Buy iTunes or Google Play cards instantly online at Cardtonic for face value. Amazon gift cards available on Jumia. 

    Cash in elegant envelope 

    Buy nice greeting cards at SPAR for ₦500 – ₦1,500. Add your cash gift and a handwritten note. Simple but everyone loves cash.

    Gourmet food basket 

    Hit SPAR or Ebeano and grab wine (₦5,000+), chocolates (₦3,000+), cheese (₦4,000+), crackers (₦2,000). Add ribbon from party section. Takes 20 minutes.

    Online course subscription 

    Courses that say  “I believe in your growth.” Udemy courses cost ₦5,000 – ₦30,000. Domestika also has courses within the same price range. Buy and gift via email instantly.

    Spa voucher 

    Call spas like Oriki to buy vouchers (₦35,000 – ₦85,000). Many send e-vouchers via email same day.

    Virtual experience voucher 

    Book online cooking classes like Hilda Baci’s  (₦10,000 – ₦30,000) or wine tasting events. Many event companies send confirmation emails you can print and gift.

    Beauty store gift card 

    Let them choose exactly what they want. Dang Lifestyle, Zaron, or House of Tara sell gift cards at their stores. Budget anywhere from ₦5,000 – ₦100,000.

    Grocery gift card

    Chowdeck has redeemable gift cards depending on your budget. They’ll appreciate a little something for Christmas grocery shopping.

    Christmas Gift Ideas Under ₦10k

    Not all of us have a December budget that can accommodate everyone on our list at premium prices. These Christmas gift ideas under ₦10k prove you don’t need to break the bank to give thoughtful, quality gifts that people will actually appreciate and use.

    Phone accessories bundle 

    Combine pop socket (₦1,500), phone ring (₦1,000), and screen protector (₦1,500) from Temu for under ₦5,000. Add a phone case for ₦2,000 – ₦4,000 more.

    Beautiful stationery set 

    Quality notebooks (₦2,000), nice pens (₦1,500), and washi tape (₦1,000) from Quintessence or office supply stores. Total under ₦5,000. Shop on Jumia.

    Personalised keychain 

    Engraving makes anything feel expensive. Custom engraved keychains from craft markets cost ₦2,000 – ₦4,000. Add a nice key holder for ₦1,500. Practical and personal.

    Decorative picture frame  

    Quality frames cost ₦3,000 – ₦8,000 at SPAR or Jumia. Print a meaningful photo at Slots (₦500) before gifting. Total under ₦9,000. Put a meaningful photo inside before gifting

    Mug collection 

    Funny quotes that start their mornings right. Cute mugs cost ₦2,000 – ₦4,000 each at SPAR or Ebeano. Get 2-3 with different designs for variety. Great for coffee or tea lovers.

    Sheet mask collection 

    Spa experience for under budget. Buy 10-15 Korean or local sheet masks for ₦5,000 – ₦8,000 on Jumia or at beauty stores. Package them nicely in a box.

    Assorted chocolate box

    Quality treats that look bougie. Get quality assortments from SPAR for ₦4,000 – ₦9,000. For fancy packaging, check Ebeano chocolate section. Add a nice card.

    Kitchen gadget set

    For the chef-in-the-making. Measuring spoons (₦1,500), vegetable peeler (₦1,000), and can opener (₦1,500) from SPAR or Ebeano . Useful tools under ₦5,000.


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  • The best gifts are those that come straight from the heart. What better way to show a Nigerian you care about them than by gifting them these eight things. 

    Agbado, cassava, ewa and garri

    Everyone knows the economy is hard, and December is expensive. These foods will be especially useful in the 54 days before salaries are paid in January.

    Gallon of petrol

    Imagine spending your holidays in heat and darkness, or queueing long hours at the fuel station, because NEPA chose to be unfortunate. If you really love someone, you should save them that stress by adding 25 litres of petrol to their hamper. 

    Laxative

    A packet of Flagyl shows you’re thinking ahead. You don’t want your loved ones spending Christmas eating and New Year’s purging. 

    Broomstick 

    With the current hikes, who really wants to spend money they don’t have on transportation? Do someone a favour this season and gift them a magic broomstick. That way they won’t have to worry about traffic or “higher prices due to increased demand”.

    Anointing oil

    Because after flying around on broomsticks, you’d probably need cleansing. We also need to cover ourselves with anointing so sapa and shege will release us from their chokehold in 2023. 

    Visa 

    After the suffering we faced in 2022, the only worthy compensation would be a British or Canadian visa. If you can’t gift someone a visa, at least, give them dollars or pounds. Not every year cornflakes and corned beef, abeg.

    Significant other

    If there’s one thing we should achieve as a nation, it should be reducing the number of people on the streets.  

    PVC

    A reminder that after all the holiday enjoyment, they should come out and vote in February 2023. 

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  • They lied; it’s not the thought that count. Because the only thing you can think about giving your coworkers is a knock on the head or amnesia so they can stop giving you work. 

    But in the spirit of spreading love (and because you were forced to participate in secret Santa), here are some gifts you can get without breaking the bank: 

    Wine

    When in doubt, the answer is wine. If you’re unsure of what your coworker likes, just play it safe and get them wine. You can spend as low as ₦2,500 on Baron Romero and as much as ₦4k on Agor. Even if they don’t drink it because they’re too bougie for cheap wine, they’ll serve it to their guests. 

    Source: My Liquor Hub Website

    A picture of yourself 

    Printed, not soft copy. Give them something to remember you with for the long two weeks apart. This is only suitable for work besties and work spouses. We’re not sure how much they charge for hardcopy photographs anymore, but we suggest you hold atleast ₦1500. 

    Scented candles

    Since everyone and their family members have become minimalists, they’d definitely appreciate a scented candle. You could get one for ₦5k – 7k and invest ₦1k into packaging it nicely. 

    Source: Rekoja| Online candle store

    A partner 

    What gift could be greater than finding love before the year runs out? And if they already have a partner, add an extra one. There’s nothing like too much love.

    Perfume

    First off, getting someone perfume doesn’t imply they have body odour. Same way you don’t gift candles because you think someone’s house smells, right? You’d be surprised how affordable ouds are depending on size and where you’re getting it from. So you could either go to the market or buy on Instagram. Just make sure to hold ₦5k – 9k for quality fragrances.

    Source: Jumia

    Your body

    Because it’s free, and it’s a gift you’d both enjoy. Just send them the address of the genital meet and greet. Remember, it’s about them, so you’ll have to do most of the work. 

    A journal 

    The perfect place for them to write down all the 2023 resolutions they’ll ignore after January. You should be able to get a nice one for ₦4k, maybe ₦5k if you prefer to shop online.

    A “cute” note

    If you’re broke and can’t be bothered to spend money on a coworker you loathe, you can just gift them a letter — the content is entirely up to you. You could be the bigger person and pray for them, or just be petty and attach your account balance with a list of things you’d rather spend your money on.


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  • From thoughtful treasures to life-changing gestures, extraordinary ordinary objects and expensive purchases, our friends and readers look back on the most unforgettable Christmas gifts they’ve ever received.

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    Ose, 31*

    This Christmas, I got a pair of brown leather shoes from my girlfriend. I’d needed to buy a pair of shoes, so I sent pictures of some shoes for her to help me choose. She persuaded me not to buy it as I already have a lot of shoes. Three days later, someone called me and said he was asked to deliver something to me. No prizes for guessing that the package included the shoes my babe had persuaded me not to. They came in a box labelled “Christmas Gift.” I cried like a baby. I received my first ever proper Christmas gift at 31! For context, I didn’t always count the clothes my parents used to buy for me as a child because those felt like an obligation. I know better now sha, as it wasn’t easy back then. But I’d never experienced getting something wrapped in a box and given to me as a Christmas gift. 

    Ikechukwu, 83*

    My wife died five years ago. Before she died, she gave me a bunch of notes-to-self she had written during the most tumultuous parts of our lives. I’d been a primary school teacher while she had little education. It’s almost as if she knew that she was going to depart from this earth soon; that’s why she wrote them. Her notes are love letters to me which I will cherish till my last breath. I had known her for almost all my life, and reading these letters reached into parts of myself that I never knew existed. I will die a happy man.

    Esther, 23*

    I’m always cold, so when I received a spa voucher and a blanket made of soft yarn with a note wrapped in it, I melted. It’s the most thoughtful gift. First, this person dropped the voucher on WhatsApp very early in the morning. I came online and was like, “Wawu!” The next day, they sent a dispatch rider to deliver the blanket and the note.

    Chiamaka, 28*

    This year, an ex gave me a vibrator dildo. We had a meeting, and he gave it to me. It was cute because he reminded me of how I used to talk about wanting one. It’s the best gift ever because, since gold, frankincense and myrrh didn’t reach my side, I’ll be using this one to hold my body.

    Okon, 26*

    In secondary school, my mum got me a bike. Technically, she bought it because I’d passed maths for the first time since forever. However, she waited until December 24th to hand it to me so it could double as a present for passing maths and for Christmas. I saw it hang in the parlour since the end of November and yearned it so much that I legit cried when she presented it to me on Christmas Day!

    Sira, 36*

    In 2015, I was dating this dude who was broke af. He wrote me a letter — a personal and soulful piece. I’m now married with two kids and nothing tops that till date.

    Kobi, 26*

    Two gifts come to mind; I received a cologne and tailored-fit pants last year and a complete barbing kit this year. The barbing kit came in just when I needed it. As for the cologne, I later found out that it’s very expensive. These Christmas gifts mean a lot to me because the givers — who are my colleagues — put a lot of thought into it and somehow knew exactly what I wanted.

    Mirabel, 22*

    My most cherished gift came to me this year. I hadn’t seen my family for over five years. They came to spend the holidays with me this season and it’s been the best thing ever. I don’t know what I’ll do with myself when they leave.

    Malachy, 43*

    My grandmother gave me a recipe book the Christmas before she died. It means a lot to me because African mothers — talk more of grandmothers — don’t keep cookbooks or write recipes, especially not someone of her age. Apart from being such a Western thing, she could not read nor write. She knew I loved to cook, so while others were feasting in the spirit of the season, she called me aside, and for the next few nights, she described her recipes and narrated how her cooking evolved through the years. She always had remarkable stories to spice things up. She has long passed away, and I no longer cook as much as I used to, but I try her recipes once in a while to relive the memory.

  • Christmas is the season to give gifts to people including those you have hurt. Who knows, maybe your gifts will communicate your apologies better than your words can. Here are a list of gift ideas for a lover you are cheating on: 

    1. Sunglasses 

    So they can’t see you cheating. 

    2. Your wedding invitation

    This will only be considered a gift if it comes in those fancy boxes that sing when you open them. Anything else is wickedness. 

    3. A photo album filled pictures of you

    Especially if you have been traveling with your other partner. When they ask whose leg is in almost all the pictures, pick a fight. 

    4. A jar filled with 365 reasons why you can no longer be with them 

    Before they finish reading everything, you must have left their house. A+ gift. 

    5. A trip to a diagnostic center 

    Because you might have given them something. Pay for the tests and medications if it gets to that because you did them dirty. 

    6. Earpods 

    So they can block their ears while you’re doing your thing. It has to an ear pod with the noise cancellation if your really want this to work. 

    7. PlayStation 5 

    Your partner has probably been hyped about PS 5 since it dropped. The least you can do is to figure out how to get it for them. 

    8. Staycation 

    You can plan a trip to a beach house or book an Airbnb away from the world. This is the best way to confess that the devil has been using you all year. 

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  • The question of what to buy a man that has everything is a true dilemma for the girlies. Because we are so helpful, we’ve put together a list of things you can get them. 

    1. Table mat

    Nigerian men are always asking what women bring to the table. You can buy a set of table mats to set the table for the other things you will bring to the table. 

    2. BYC singlet

    Forget what they say, they actually love the singlets. After complaining, they will wear it all the time until it has holes and you have to buy them another one. 

    3. Wristwatch straps

    You probably cannot afford to buy the wristwatch so just buy the straps and he will know you have tried. 

    4. 3-in-1 shampoo, conditioner and moisturizer

    Men who have everything got there by working hard. Sometimes they don’t have time to shower and do a skincare routine afterwards. This is where a 3-in-1 skincare product comes in. Save their time. 

    5. Ring box

    He’s going to propose anyway so you can just help him out by buying him a ring box for him to put your ring in when he’s ready. 

    Diamond ring in a blue box – 3d render

    6. Magnetic earrings

    Especially if he works in tech and has recently developed an interest in jewellery. Magnetic earrings will help him decide if he wants to pierce his ear or not. 

    7. Black nail polish

    Yes, he has everything but does he have black nail polish? If he does, buy him one that has glitters in it. Help him push the standards of masculinity. 

    8. A sex toy

    You can buy him a fleshlight toy for when you’re not there so he can think of you while he masturbates. You can also add magun so when he is thinking of someone else while he is using it, the thing will hook on his penis. Thank me later. 

    9. Flowers

    Pretty sure nobody has ever sent him flowers. You can send flowers to his home office along with lunch so he knows you appreciate that he works his ass off to sponsor your baby girl lifestyle. 

    10. Gold necklace with your name on it

    After all your investments, it’s only right you claim him by marking your territory. It doesn’t have to be your full name. It can just be your initials. 

    If you buy any of these gifts and he doesn’t propose within the next three months, dump his ass and invest in another man who has it all.