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To all the online food vendors in Nigeria who are reading this, let me start by telling you that you are greatly valued. You have saved plenty people stress and time, and also kept some from dying of hunger. We see you, and we appreciate you. But see ehn, sometimes you need to diversify your menu. Please consider selling these things:

Category A: Swallows.

Some of us are not used to that stir-fry life. What about:

1. Eba.

Photo: My Active Kitchen

2. Pounded yam.

Not Poundo Yam o, abeg. Let us know what we are doing.

3. Amala that went to Harvard

Photo: Dobby’s Signature

See as Amala set. Even you, if you see it for sale, won’t you buy it?

4. Semo

For people who actually want it

Category B: Soups.

See ehn, some of us will make eba or buy fufu with it. You just sell the soup. And please do it in a way that we can understand. Which one is 4 litres of banga soup? Is it petrol?

5. Afang soup

I would pay money for Afang that knows what it is doing.

6. EdikangIkong

Photo: Dobby’s Signature

Are there no Calabar food vendors on social media?

7. Oha soup.

God knows I would pay for it.

8. Nkwobi

This might be a special package thing, because people don’t eat nkwobi everyday. Or do they? *thinking emoji*

9. Efo riro that will send you throatgasms.

Photo: Low Carb Africa

Maybe throw some romantic egusi soup into the mix.

Photo: Call a Bowl NG

See the assorted balanced inside.

Category C: Staples.

You sef, food vendor, say the truth. Is it everyday you eat spaghetti and turkey? See ehn, consider adding these to your menu:

10. Yam pottage.

Photo: Sisi Jemimah

11. Abacha.

Photo: Sisi Jemimah

12. Beans and corn.

Photo: Connect Nigeria

With orishirishi added. Omo. Peng ting.

13. Pap and akara.

Photo: Diary of a Kitchen Lover

This one for Saturday mornings. Breakfast package. The delivery logistics is what I’m concerned about though. Probably within the area.

14. Yam and fried eggs.

15. Toast bread.

If it’s part of a breakfast package, you can even add coffee or tea. Be part of the online food vendors in Nigeria who provide an exquisite service.

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Hello, ladies. Have you ever wondered what kind of mum you are or would be? Well, we’re here today to help you find out. All you have to do is plan a hearty breakfast. Let’s go!
1. What every Nigerian has for breakfast on a Saturday morning:

2. Just have this for lunch, take it!

3. If this isn’t love, we don’t know what else to call it.

4. Nothing serious, just yam being awesome without any features.

5. This yummy piece of art.

6. These waffles were made from yam, best believe!

7. For the big boys and girls.

8. This yam and fish peppersoup that will make you hungry AF.
1. Bread and scrambled eggs

2. This appetizing plate of yam and egg.

3. Soft Agege bread and beans

4. Crispy dodo and fried eggs

5. This tush bread and stew

6. Steamy pap and crunchy akara.

7. Oats and fruits for our fitfam brothers and sisters.

8. Cereal (a.k.a Cornflakes or Golden Morn) for the people living the ajebutter life

9. Thick pap and hot moimoi

10. This bowl of creamy custard
1. When you’re hungry and no Agege bread seller has passed your house.

Is it fair?
2. You, when you finally hear “AGEEEEGEEEE BREAAAADDD!!!”

YESSS!!!
3. When you see an ewa agoyin seller walking beside the agege seller.

WONDERFUL!
4. When you’ve already seen the bread you’ll pick before the hawker even drops her tray.

No be today.
5. When she opens the nylon and the smell of hot bread hits your nose.

My body is ready
6. When they try to sell you agege bread that is not white and soft.

See my life oh.
7. You, when the woman asks if she should put butter.

So that what will happen?
8. When someone tries to tell you about how it is unhealthy because of bromate.

Did I ask you though?
9. When you buy the bread and find out it’s not ‘today’s own’.

Hay God!
10. When you hear someone compare sliced bread to agege bread.

Better respect yourself.
11. When the only burger you recognize is ‘risky burger’.

12. You, dipping your agege bread in tea when no one is looking.

What is shame?
13. When you eat your agege bread with akara in the middle.

MAGIC!
1. Because you can have em like this for breakfast

https://www.instagram.com/p/BIpFH4EDZhi/

2. Lunch is served

https://twitter.com/Radissonlagos/status/709347931711737857

3. Small chops in formation

https://www.instagram.com/p/BIVyB8rB0bh/

4. The. ~~Perfect~~. Ultimate. Snack

https://www.instagram.com/p/BGzw6f_EpV5/

6. Believe what you want, but small chops are a balanced diet

https://www.instagram.com/p/BIUeXS_BrtD/

7. I mean…

https://twitter.com/Tinu_Kuye/status/732231964682506240

8. Isn’t this beautiful?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BCk01jop-PD/

9. Only a monster can resist something that looks like this

https://www.instagram.com/p/BIceawMjM8C/

10. Or this

Jollof Rice is awesome, but small chops are the unsung heroes of weddings. #StarNg pic.twitter.com/xafx3gvvfk
— 234Star.com (@234star_) January 27, 2016

11. See, ehn…

https://www.instagram.com/p/BIDfYcKD8jg/

12. Look, small chops work in any context

https://twitter.com/LagosSportsComm/status/683991526041608192

13. No event is complete without it

https://www.instagram.com/p/BIhJtUrg0JM/

14. I would like to know which got done first, the working or the chopping

First of many: one pack of small chops from @500dishes down, four more to go. I could get used to this. pic.twitter.com/jROzwztKqb
— osarumen (@skweird) April 14, 2016

15. They’ve been known to make everything better

Amazing Small Chops #TPL7 pic.twitter.com/XIvm8laRhr
— TS (@tunbisamuel) May 31, 2016

16. Of course, this blue-haired person approves

https://twitter.com/Cyntheeya/status/733010483377242113

17. And if for some reason, you still had doubts, well…

Big daddy said you people should take small chops first pic.twitter.com/TB8deH3anM
— Super Mo (@fireboywonder) July 14, 2016
1. You, waiting for your mother to bring you breakfast in bed.

If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
2. When you try and eat breakfast without doing your chores first.

When it’s not that you’re mad.
3. Your face, when you manage to eat breakfast before 1pm:

Ah! See miracle.
4. When you ask for breakfast and your mother starts warming rice.

Is it every time, rice?
5. When you hear a hawker chanting “AGEGE BREAD” outside.

Can’t carry last.
6. When your mother uses one teabag to make tea for everyone in the house.

Hay God!
7. The Nigerian breakfast sandwich starter pack:

The absolute best.
8. What every Nigerian grew up calling “tea”:

It’s sha still tea to me. Go and teach English to someone else.
9. When your mother makes you eat the dinner you didn’t finish from last night.

Mummy, yesterday has gone na.
10. You and your siblings, dodging that first and last slice of bread like:

Can they just stop putting it in the pack at all?
11. The unofficial Saturday breakfast:

Akara is forever bae.
12. The unofficial Sunday breakfast:

You know it’s true.
13. Every Nigerian’s favourite breakfast:

Only happens when your mum is in a great mood.