• Are you an alcoholic? Well, because adulthood is the fucking ghetto, the answer is probably yes. But let’s not jump to conclusions. Take the quiz and see your report card.

    Select all the ones you’ve had:

    Don’t be shy, select everything you’ve drank from this list:

  • If you relate to up to 9 things on this list, you’re definitely an alcoholic.

    Select all that apply to you: