Not all flowers are created equal. Some scream, “I’m hopelessly in love with you,” while others lowkey whisper, “I had no idea what to buy, so I plucked these on my way here.”
If you plan to go DIY because a ₦200k flower bouquet isn’t in your budget, you’re in the right place. We’ve ranked nine African flowers to help you dodge “It’s even plastic” energy this Valentine’s Day.
Protea
This flower says, “I’m putting serious effort into making you smile.” If you want your crush to know you’re not playing games, this is the one.
Ranking: So romantic
Calla Lily
First look at this flower and you can tell it exudes soft luxury, and that makes it perfect for the LOYL who loves the finer things in life. Hand over a bouquet, and you’re halfway to turning that “I’ll consider” to a strong “Yes!”
Ranking: So romantic
Hibiscus
Simple and gives a strong hint of low-effort vibes. But hey, hibiscus flowers are perfect if you’re going for an “I love you, but I’m not trying too hard” vibe. Extra points if you handpick them yourself.
Ranking: So romantic
Marigold
These bright orange and yellow flowers are pretty but give friendship vibes, not romance. If you’re trying to stay in the friend zone till thy kingdom comes, by all means, go for marigolds.
Ranking: It’s even plastic
Bird of Paradise
This is the drama queen of all flowers, and you have no business associating with it for Valentine’s Day. It’s only perfect for shooting your shot at someone you don’t rate.
Ranking: It’s even plastic
African Violet
Yes, we agree these babies are cute, but you might want to pick something else if you aim to impress. This is the flower you give someone who already likes you, not when you’re trying to win their affection.
Ranking: It’s even plastic
Bougainvillaea
Bougainvillaeas look pretty in gardens but as a gift? They’re giving “I didn’t plan for Valentine’s Day, so I plucked these from my neighbour’s yard.” Romantic where?
Ranking: It’s even plastic
Cactus Flower
Yes, cacti bloom, too, but gifting someone you love is borderline disrespectful. It’s like saying, “I love you, but I also want you to know relationships can be painful.” Please don’t do it.
Ranking: It’s even plastic
Rafflesia Arnoldii
The corpse flower? For Valentine’s Day? The only thing worse than its appearance is the smell. If you want to end things before they begin, this is your flower. Otherwise, run far, far away.
Ranking: It’s even plastic
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