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QUIZ: If You Get 11/26 On This Quiz, You’re Truly A Nigerian

This quiz will separate the Nigerians from the pretenders. Let’s see which one you are:

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Date Written:

April 28, 2021

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This quiz will separate the Nigerians from the pretenders.

Let’s see which one you are:

Select all that apply to you:

You say “I’m strong” when you’re sick.

You say “my enemy is sick” when you’re sick.

You say “I’m not dead in Jesus name” after saying you’re dead.

You’ve said “I’m at your back” to someone on a queue.

You say “I’m not the last in Jesus name” when someone asks if you’re the last on the queue.

You call lawyers/law students “the law”.

You wanted to be a doctor when you were in primary school.

You say you’re almost somewhere when you’ve not left your house.

You’re always pricing things at the market.

You were scared of ojuju when you were growing up.

You drink Lucozade Boost when you’re sick.

You’ve fought a bus conductor for change.

You beg your Muslim friends for sallah meat every Eid.

You say “sorry please excuse me”.

You sang “holiday is coming” while growing up.

You don’t like people writing your name with red biro.

You played with banger while growing up.

You have a big nylon bag filled with smaller ones in your house.

You call all instant noodles “Indomie”.

You call all seasoning cubes “Maggi”.

You have a big mummy or big daddy.

You’ve asked a younger person if you’re mates.

You have a family friend that you thought you were related to.

You had oversized clothes that your parents said you were going to grow into.

You put stew or soup inside ice cream bowls.

You’ve gone to the village for Christmas at least once.

You checked off #{score} out of #{total}
You not Nigerian in any way.
You checked off #{score} out of #{total}
You can pass for a Nigerian.
You checked off #{score} out of #{total}
You’re definitely Nigerian.

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