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QUIZ: How Ready Are You to NOT Have a Baby?

If you still rely on pull-out, you’re very much ready.

Written By:

Chioma Munachi

Date Written:

March 27, 2024

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Choose all that apply:

You’ve had sex zero times

You’re only attracted to your gender

You’re celibate

You have a friend with benefits

You’re only attracted to the opposite sex

You’re in a committed relationship

Your favourite form of contraception is the pull-out method

You’re attracted to everyone, regardless of their gender

You have an IUD, and your partner still uses a condom

You shout “My ovaries” every other Wednesday

You’re on a contraceptive pill

You have regular check-ups with your gynaecologist

You rely solely on the morning-after pill

You love spending time with other people’s children

You have a child

You’ve sent a foetus back to where it came from

You know what an IUD is

You got #{score}/#{total}
You and contraceptives are currently on different pages. So, you’re obviously ready for that baby.
You got #{score}/#{total}
You say you’re not ready to have a baby, but with the way you’re acting, the baby will soon be ready for you to have it.
You got #{score}/#{total}
A baby is nowhere near your plans, and you’re making sure everyone, including your ovaries, is aware of that.

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