After reading this, make sure you share with any young person you care deeply about.
Here you go:
1) You’ll have energy to work forever.
Alexa, play Young Forever by Jay-z.
2) The world is ending because of Miss Rona.
Enjoy your life, young king and queen.
3) The Naira is getting stronger.
Thank God it’s only ₦475 to a dollar and not even ₦500. Whew.
4) You’ll see 1 million Naira on the floor and it’ll solve all your problems.
Just keep searching. One day, you’ll find it.
5) A rich person will marry you and solve all your problems.
Just exercise small patience.
6) A fortune teller told you that you’ll be rich.
All is well.
7) You’re too young to think about savings.
Okay, but how is your back ache?
8) One day, you’ll become a Nigerian politician.
And you’ll live happily ever after.