With everything happening in Nigeria right now, from an inflated economy  to a possible war with Niger, it’s possible that President Tinubu might move ahead with his popular “50 million youths recruitment into the army” statement in 2021. So, we’ve made a list of prospective military conscripts into the army.

Gym bros

With some of the weights these guys lift, there must be something they’re been preparing for that the rest of us don’t know about. If the military isn’t sure about where they should go first, iFitness is a good start.

Tall men

“African Giant” but we don’t have giants to scare enemies away. We have the next best thing sha; tall men . They’ll be the eyes of the military, and see above all our enemies.

Jobless men

Please, get the jobless men off the streets. Let idle hands become the army’s workshop.

Alpha males

“Men are protectors and providers” FC, it’s your time to shine. Traditional men too should grab their boots.

Hope the draft meets BBN housemate Pere at home, since he wanted to show soldiers how it’s done.

Short men

Short men are stubborn af. They won’t raise a white flag or accept defeat. They’d rather fight till death.

Nigerian politicians

There’s nothing to be afraid of. Let them defend the country they’ve been stealing profiting from.

Prayer warriors

To be honest, a battalion of prayer warriors can fight the battle alone. After all, the lord is their shield and has also trained their hands for war and their fingers for battle.