13 Things You’ll Get If A Married Nigerian Man Has Hit On You

February 26, 2020

1. When it’s been days since a Nigerian man last cheated.

The withdrawal symptoms always hit hard.

2. When they see a woman that isn’t their wife.

Literally any woman.

3. Married Nigerian men, a minute after meeting a new babe:

Just like that?

4. The unofficial married Nigerian man motto:

Must be obeyed at all costs.

5. When you ask them if they are married.

What does that even mean?

6. When you remind a Nigerian man that he is married.

Na so.

7. “I wish I met you before her.”

The lies. The lies. The lies.

8. “If only I wasn’t married.”

See this one.

9. Him, whenever you bring up his wife:

(Photo: Twitter/@hotplantain_)

10. How they drag babes with single men:

Please, go and focus on your wife.

11. Nigerian men becoming single right after saying “I do.”

12. How they divide their money between you and their family:

A generous king.

13. When you tell them to leave their wife.

Oh? Now, you rate her?

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