All we wanted was a return of fleets and categorised bookmarks, but instead, Elozonam Mask has changed the name of our beloved app, introduced payment plans, and wants to take out the block button?
We want to say he can’t try it, but there’s nothing that man cannot do, so here are some things to keep in mind as we wait for the ruler of X’s judgement.
Get ready to fight everyone
There’s no more ghosting your haters. You can cuss them out, or you can ask them to come out and fight you if they’re really bad. Either way, start doing push-ups because you will fight.
Take deep breaths every five minutes
Remember when your president said we should be allowed to breathe? Obviously, Elon heard this because with the amount of stupidity you’re about to witness, you’ll have no choice but to be taking deep breaths every five minutes.
Start muting people
Elon said he’d remove the block button, but he didn’t say anything about the mute button, so get ready to properly utilise it. If we’re being really honest, it’s way more powerful than the block button.
Get ready to report accounts
It might not do much, but it’ll leave you with the type of sweet satisfaction we all get after reporting our annoying sibling to our parents.
Ignore everybody’s daddy
You could take the higher road and just ignore everybody and their numerous takes and opinions. We honestly don’t know how possible this is, but if you can succeed at this then you’ll definitely win the IDGAF wars.
Leave the app
You can only fight and take deep breaths for so long. At some point, you’d have to tell Elon to take his app and geddifok, even if it’s just for ten minutes.
Join the foolishness
You know how the saying goes. “If you can’t beat them, join them.” After a while of rebelling against the chaos the lack of a block button will bring, you’ll have to join in the foolishness and become a banger boy/girl. Just make sure to proceed with caution.
