As avid fans of the delusion propaganda, we’ve put together a couple of affirmations to help you shake off the blues.

I don’t actually occupy this space or body

My being might be working a 9-5, but my mind is poolside, sipping a margarita.

My life is rich and stress-free 

My current account balance is an illusion; my real account balance is a distinction.

I’m a trust fund baby, so henceforth, I shall move as one

Money doesn’t move me, I move money.

Asake’s PBUY is my theme song

I’m an immovable force, and Olumo Rock has nothing on me. 

I walk around draped in diamonds and pearls 

My haters wish they could be me, but they can’t see me.

I’m in my yes era 

Everything I desire, I acquire.

Running is not for me; chasing is not for me 

I don’t chase anything. You’re the chaser, I’m the chasee.

My middle name is Gloria 

I shine and glow through all three seasons.

This is my season 

I ride on the wave of endless enjoyment.

My current reality is just a suggestion 

My future reality exceeds my imagination.