There are a few things you can do in a Nigerian home that, while not technically illegal, definitely feel like they are. A few people shared examples that you’ll definitely relate to if you grew up with Nigerian parents.

Here are 13 of the most apt:

1. This cardinal sin:

2. “Pressing phone…”

3. Somebody, call the police.

4. This unnecessary combination:

5. How dare you?

6. See this smuggler:

7. Why aren’t you doing anything?

8. This ungodly move:

9. After all they’ve done for you?

10. Doing any of these to your body:

11. What do you want to use it for?

12. Daring to use this:

13. “I’m full.”

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