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13 Things That Feel Illegal In A Nigerian Home

There are a few things you can do in a Nigerian home that, while not technically illegal, definitely feel like they are. A few people shared examples that you’ll definitely relate to if you grew up with Nigerian parents. Here are 13 of the most apt: 1. This cardinal sin: 2. “Pressing phone…” 3. Somebody, […]

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Last Updated May 21, 2020

There are a few things you can do in a Nigerian home that, while not technically illegal, definitely feel like they are. A few people shared examples that you’ll definitely relate to if you grew up with Nigerian parents.

Here are 13 of the most apt:

1. This cardinal sin:

2. “Pressing phone…”

https://twitter.com/ifedayo_03/status/1262866698786537475?s=20

3. Somebody, call the police.

4. This unnecessary combination:

https://twitter.com/thismidey/status/1262705814386741248?s=20

5. How dare you?

6. See this smuggler:

7. Why aren’t you doing anything?

8. This ungodly move:

9. After all they’ve done for you?

10. Doing any of these to your body:

https://twitter.com/ayoooodeji/status/1262913751201783808?s=20

11. What do you want to use it for?

12. Daring to use this:

https://twitter.com/Sadcastic2/status/1262845566754738182?s=20

13. “I’m full.”

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