11 Things Nigerian Grooms Secretly Think About On Their Wedding Day

November 11, 2021

1. Am I actually doing this? Is it too late to back out?

Yes, you are. And yes, you will go through it.

2. What if she doesn’t show up?

LMAO. This will actually be a sticky situation to deal with. But you should be fine.

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3. Oh my God, she really isn’t going to show up.

Relax, she’s probably just stuck in traffic.

4. She’s here. Thank God. 

Of course, she is. Duh!

5. This thing is taking too long. Can we get to the part where I kiss her?

Take it easy, Tiger. You weren’t even sure you wanted to do this a few hours ago.

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6. Wait, What will I do if an ex-girlfriend is here?

Bro, you’ve been watching too many movies.

7. Oh, my God. Why am I getting emotional? I think I’m going to cry now.

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Let it all out, big man.

8. No, I’m a hard guy.

You are not.

9. You know what? Fuck it.

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That’s the spirit!

 10. Oh my God, we’re married.

As it should be.

11. But this wedding is kind of expensive sha.

Uhm.


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