If your December agenda is simple, enjoy life without stress. This list is your whole ministry. Lagos is chaotic already. You deserve a soft landing.
Here are ten hacks to help you survive the season peacefully.
1. Let your loudest friend handle all the planning
Every crew has that one overactive planner who knows every rave, brunch and beach day. Allow them to shine. Your own job is to show up moisturised.
2. Make the Panarottis app your workday lifeline
Lunch stress is unnecessary stress. Instead of stepping out in the sun and traffic, order pizza and keep your energy for the real December activities.
3. Build a personal traffic survival kit
Power bank, water and pizza slices. Perfect for surviving the Third Mainland traffic and still arriving like someone who has sense.
4. Perfect your “I didn’t hear you” face during bill-splitting moments
It’s a talent. Practice it. Protect your wallet. Then reward yourself later with Panarottis because at least pizza won’t judge you.
5. Keep one emergency December outfit ready
For IJGB meetups, random hangouts and last-minute “we’re outside tonight.” One ironed outfit can save your entire reputation.
6. Avoid any conversation that starts with “So what are we doing next year?”
It’s December. You’re trying to relax. Heavy conversations can resume in January. Use pizza as a distraction if necessary.
7. Choose soft life over unnecessary movement
If the venue is too far, skip it. If the sun is too hot, skip it. If your spirit says stay home, listen. Order in and enjoy your peace.
8. Claim your right to disappear strategically
Not every outing needs your attendance. Sometimes the softest life is staying indoors with a warm box of pizza and your favourite playlist.
9. Always have a small-win treat for surviving the day
Finished a deadline? Survived a family function? Didn’t curse anyone in traffic? Celebrate with a new Panarottis flavour. December is for enjoyment.
10. Remember that food is the real festive hack
Events can flop. Friends can stress you. The weather can embarrass you. But pizza will never disappoint. Order through the Panarottis app or walk into the closest branch and let happiness meet you.
Enjoy the Season’s Slice of Happiness.
Abraham Adesanya | Yaba | Ogudu | Festac Link Rd | Ilupeju | Admiralty | Chevron | Sangotedo | Surulere | Orchid Rd | Providence
Download the Panarottis app to place your order or visit any outlet.
