• Discovering your babe has a work-spoon buddy can be distressing. Why should their coworker have a dedicated second spoon to create a lunchtime duo with your lover?

    Here’s how to handle the situation before things get out of hand.

    Encourage your lover to fast at work

    No serious person will disregard a spiritual practice that would only make them succeed in 2024 just for food from a co-worker trying to get their attention. If they do, let them go.

    Make the spoon go missing

    Whether you have access to the second spoon or not, your problem is half-solved when it gets lost. But I hope your bae’s co-worker isn’t so invested that they get another spoon for your babe anyway.

    Remind them that people get jazzed through food

    Telling your babe to take their eyes off other people’s food isn’t a hard task. Simply remind them about their village people and they’ll be disciplined. If they’re wise, they’ll quickly shift focus from their colleague to only you and your loving meals.

    Get them a lunchbox

    Since food is your partner’s release clause, maybe you need to lock them down with a packed lunchbox or Tupperware. Put beans in one box, stir fry pasta in another and orishirishi in another. But you’d have to wake up at 4:50 a.m every morning to achieve this, so good luck to you.

    No competi, competition for my baby

    Or just get them a finer spoon

    Why stress when you can simply get your spouse a finer second spoon. Anytime they bring out the spoon you gave them, it’ll remind the work partner to look somewhere else. So make sure it’s bright gold.

    Pray for your bae

    If somehow, all of the above fail, and they’re still flexing the second spoon to eat with their co-worker, the matter is now in God’s hands.

    The co-worker: WDYM Sack Letter Day?

    Throw your bae away

    A person who can’t leave their work spouse’s food alone despite your best efforts is beyond saving. Push them out and avoid the apparent love triangle. You’ve lost the fight.

  • 2023 plagued Nigeria with crazily high inflation, foreign exchange rates and low purchasing power, among other things. And so, 2024 started with an unofficial theme for most Nigerians: “No gree for anybody” AKA “Stand on business”. 

    Let the church say..

    In simple English, these statements mean Nigerians will give zero chances to anything negative this year. If you accept the challenge, from today henceforth, model your actions after these Nigerians who are famous for varying levels of not giving a fuck.

    Jola and FK

    Jola Ayeye and Feyikemi Abudu have been pushing their “I Said What I Said” podcast since 2017. Their consistency has paid off because the podcast is one of the biggest in Africa today. In December 2023, they hosted a 1500-people live show in Lagos. Not only that, they’re known to platform important conversations around social bias, support small businesses and speak out against societal issues when it counts.

    Portable

    Throughout 2023, Portable kept himself in the news. Whether for his hometown coronation or airing his baby mama issues, he stayed in our faces. His music releases didn’t suffer either; he put out singles and an album. You don’t have to be uncouth like him, but you can emulate the way he makes noise against cheaters and about his hustle and wins. Also, keep being yourself whether people believe in you or not.

    Asake

    Asake’s steady domination of streaming charts is something to study. Despite releases from established acts like Burna Boy and Davido, Mr Money climbs to the top time and time again. In the first half of 2023, Asake’s debut album, Mr Money With The Vibes, had 440 million on-demand streams across platforms in Nigeria — almost twice what Seyi Vibez got in the second position. By August 2023, Lonely At The Top had become the most dominant single on streaming platforms and radio since Davido’s FEM in 2020. It came as no surprise when Spotify Wrapped 2023 listed Asake as the most streamed Nigerian act. Be a “landlord” like Asake in 2024 — turn the top to your house.

    Emmanuel Akinsanmiro

    18-year-old midfielder, Emmanuel Akinsanmiro, was signed on a four-year contract to Inter Milan U-19 football club from Remo Stars, Ogun State, in January 2023. Before then, he’d helped his former team get promoted from the Nigeria National League to the Nigeria Professional Football League in the 2020/2021 season. Emmanuel is proof you can do great things from a small place, so let nothing deter your dream in 2024.

    Nasboi

    The comedian was once a musician signed to Omotola Jalade’s record label in 2014 before he delved into comedy in 2017. In November 2023, possibly inspired by other successful comedians-turned-musicians — Broda Shaggi, Basketmouth, Kenny Blaq — he reignited his old dream by releasing his most popular song, Umbrella, featuring Wande Coal. He’s since gotten entertainment heavyweights, Kanayo O. Kanayo, Mercy Aigbe, Funke Akindele, Don Jazzy, Layi Wasabi and Sabinus, to push his new music. If a “comedian” is pressing hard to dominate musicians on the charts, who are you to not dominate things in and outside your field?

    Paula Sai

    Paula Sai is a budding rap artist who’s been posting freestyles and covers on her socials since 2019. Her delivery style mirrors Ice Spice’s but with Nigerian flavour. In 2023, she had a mild viral moment with one of her freestyles, when popular X users reposted it to make fun of her. In October, she shared her frustration in an X post about the public discouragement, stating that she’d return with a single or EP. Lo behold, Paula announced her comeback and new song this January. Let Paula’s resilience inspire you today.

    Rabiu Ali

    Rabiu Ali is a 43-year-old Kano Pillars footballer who’s been active for over 16 years. He has won consecutive Nigerian Premier League Cup (NPLC) titles for the club (2012, 2013 and 2014). Despite being above “football age” and the oldest player in his club, Rabiu remains tenacious, showing up to play the football he loves. His fans even call him Pele. Moral lesson here? No gree for old age.

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  • In December 2022, Daniel Orubo, content marketer, strategist and Head of Content at Piggyvest, wrapped up his animated short, Hanky Panky. A month later, he submitted the independent wuruwuru-produced project to the New York Animation Film Awards. By September 2023, Daniel’s film had appeared on the festival’s nomination list for Best Animation Short Film, eventually emerging as a semi-finalist.

    Daniel shares how a heated conversation inspired Hanky Panky, the power of storytelling and rich queer stories. He also cites his influences and what comes next for him.

    How does it feel to be recognised for your first short film?

    I was shocked to be a semi-finalist at the New York Animation Film Awards. But it felt validating. I’ve always cared about being good, not just “good for a first-timer” or “good for a Nigerian”. I want anybody anywhere to recognise the quality of my work. 

    I’ve done some editing to tighten up scripts for friends in the past, but with Hanky Panky, I got to decide what I wanted — from the look of the characters to the score — and it was fun. Although it didn’t win the award, it got that far, and for my first film, I’m very proud of that.

    What’s Hanky Panky about?

    It’s about a phone call between an aunt and the niece she suspects is a lesbian. 

    It’s based on a conversation that happened while my friends were hanging out. They’d had a joint birthday party the night before, where they danced together like friends do. The next day, an aunt called one of them with “What was that?” and “What’s going on with you two?” questions. The conversation stuck with my friend, Opemipo Aikomo (producer and co-director of Hanky Panky), who was in a car with them when it happened. He told me the story and the idea to turn it into a film.

    The friends whose story inspired Hanky Panky aren’t queer. What matters about this storyline is how the mere perception of queerness was enough to generate such animosity. But in my storytelling, I don’t feel the need to spell everything out for the audience. I allow them to decide what they want the story to represent. 

    How did the story come to life?

    At the time, Ope wanted to make an animated film and just needed a story. He really loves animation and wants to see more Nigerian stories expressed through the medium. So he took it upon himself to make this film and document the process.

    For me, I’ve always wanted to direct a short film, but when he sold it to me to direct, I wanted to refuse. I consider animation one of the highest levels of art, and I didn’t think I could pull it off on my first try. I was scared, but I trusted myself because Opemipo, who has excellent taste, trusted in my ability to do it. I did a lot of studying. Jessica A., our excellent scriptwriter, worked with what Opemipo recollected of the story, and I did some script editing.

    We took some creative liberties. The real event didn’t happen in a traffic jam or at Falomo. Those were added to make the film feel very “Lagos” and Nigerian. Osas, the main character, went from vibing to Odunsi to being angry and stuck in unending traffic. That felt very Lagos to me.

    The dance scene stood out

    In my head, their dancing wasn’t nearly as provocative as the aunty described, but that was what she saw. That’s why the scene feels almost otherworldly. 

    In my experience, when Nigerian adults see something they disagree with, their minds don’t see reality. When they see an earring on a young guy’s ear, it quickly escalates to “you must have joined bad gang”. I wanted to capture that tendency to exaggerate.

    Is Hanky Panky anything like what you expected of your first work?

    For one, I always knew my first work would be a queer story. The initial plan was a live-action short about a guy discovering his sexuality. But Opemipo’s enthusiasm sold Hanky Panky to me. I found the story exciting, and I thought making an animation would be cool.

    How long did production take?

    I started working on the character profiles in December 2020. That took two days. 

    We began filming in 2021. The whole production took two years to complete because we were obsessed with nailing details like the sound of traffic and the music they’d be listening to. There were periods when nothing happened because we had to juggle our day jobs. We’d never done it before, so we were all learning on the job.

    And it wasn’t cheap or easy. Opemipo, the producer, put money into getting it made. We had to pay to get the rights to use Odunsi’s Wetin Dey, for example. Our music director, Osarumen Osamuyi, AKA Skweird, facilitated the process. We met the payment requirement, and it was approved.

    How much does filmmaking mean to you?

    It means the world. I have a deep love for storytelling in films. 

    One of the most significant examples of how important storytelling is to me is how my parents unlearnt homophobia because of Mitch and Cam in Modern Family. They watched it without me, and suddenly, gay marriage was normal to them. 

    Storytelling is powerful. I had a similar experience as the creator of Zikoko’s Sex Life — a written series. A married woman DMd me on X that reading Sex Life made her realise she was queer. She saw herself in someone else’s story that I’d written for the series. She realised it was too similar to hers, and it made her think about things she’d never considered. She eventually left her husband. That’s how powerful stories can be.

    I want to make a Nigerian TV series that follows young people in Lagos — think of a show like Insecure. Lagos is an exciting place, and Lagosians are the most interesting people on earth. I’d love to work on that.

    What’s the most important aspect of storytelling in your opinion?

    I’m huge on realism and believable dialogue. Nothing throws me off more than hearing someone in movies or books say things I’ve never heard anyone say in real life. 

    So whenever my friends say something clever, funny or exciting, I write it down in my notes. I’m like, I’ll use this in something someday because it’s just so great. Whenever I read a script, I do it out loud to hear how it sounds to the ear, not just in my head. “Does this sound real?” “Does this sound believable?” I always strive for realism. 

    I also want to be entertaining. It doesn’t need to be the world exploding. Sometimes, just watching somebody go through something stressful can be entertaining — like Squid Game. I think it was popular for that reason. Even the spin-off game show is a hit.

    Who are your filmmaking influences?

    I like filmmakers with distinct styles. I like Barry Jenkins. He has only two films out, but they’ve been impactful. I like Denis Villeneuve too — Arrival is my shit. Georgios “Yorgos” Lanthimos is also an influence; he’s a weird and interesting filmmaker.  I look for weird and interesting films, and if I really like them, I look out for the director and watch all their work. That’s how I got into these three.

    Did you ever attend a film school?

    Daniel: No, not yet. It’s expensive. I actually picked up content writing to save up for film school. My friends have encouraged me to keep learning independently and do what I can before film school falls into place.

    I agree with them because I wanted to find my voice first. Working on Hanky Panky has made me recognise my passion for telling relatable queer stories. Now, I’m ready to attend a film school with some experience.

    How would you describe your style

    I’m not sure I’ve fully formed a style yet, but I’m drawn to telling queer stories, real queer stories. Besides Hanky Panky, I’ve produced Feel Good, a written anthology of happy queer stories available online. Schitt’s Creek inspired it. There’s a queer couple in it, and they’re one of my favourite fictional couples because they’re so happy and healthy from start to finish. The other shoe never dropped; I’m not used to that.

    But at the same time, only showing the positive side isn’t rich enough. It doesn’t give you the whole story. In Hanky Panky, we showed that moving into the world as a queer (or queer-presenting) person also comes with unnecessary stress.

    Will you ever make a film out of “Feel Good”?

    A lot of people are already saying they need more. That’s validation, and if a studio wants to help us fund a film adaptation, who are we to say no? 

    We did Hanky Panky on our own and put it on YouTube. It’s a passion project. We didn’t sell it to any production house. Opemipo’s independent studio, wuruwuru, made it happen. Making another film requires an adequate budget.

    So, as a burgeoning Nollywood guy, what was your favourite Nollywood production of 2023?

    Breath of Life

    I don’t watch many Nollywood films where a very internal or deep emotion drives the story. Breath of Life gave me that. As much as I love spectacle, a good human drama will always do it for me.

    What’s next for you?

    I’m still trying to gauge how Hanky Panky performs. If there’s an opportunity, I want it, but I also try to be realistic. I want to see what I can do career-wise, maybe make some money to continue making passion projects. I’m leaning more towards making more money as a content strategist.

    Your content writing career is just to raise money for your future films?

    Everybody needs money. But I’ve never done a job I wasn’t passionate about. Being a multi-disciplinary creative has allowed me to try my hands at writing, content creation, content marketing and more. I’ll never see it as only raising money.


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  • Eroticism is one theme that Afrobeats effortlessly eats anytime it comes to it. Whether directly, subtly or figuratively, it’s clear through these particular songs that artists can communicate their romantic and hedonist desires well.

    Bump this:

    Ready — Sarz, Fxrtune & Pjstar

    Straight-up uncouth, Ready fills your head with Kama Sutra. This song is for the real eaters — the ones who won’t leave the sheets before a complimentary buffet.

    YAHWEH — Lojay

    Hold your church mind; don’t get it twisted that this has anything to do with God. This song supports the sweet gibberish you mutter in the course of the sloppiest “slurp-slurp”.

    Water from Wine — Amaarae

    Amaarae sings for those who’ll text back “omw” when their sneaky link calls. They just want to have a good time that’ll keep their satisfier on speed dial.

    Water — Tyla

    When realisation hits that this song isn’t about hard labour nor a conversation with a workout instructor, your mind quickly unwraps the subtle request for an intense genital meet-and-greet. As a queen who values her time, Tyla asks, “Can you blow my mind?” If she has to hustle for her own nut, you’re better off seated in your house.

    Attends — Brazy

    This fast-tempo House song takes you straight to the dance floor. When Brazy says, “Whine your waist, oda bi rubber,” you have to obey and put your flexible low waist to serious grinding. But with, “Cheat on me, I cheat on you” Brazy preaches that you pay your liaison back in their coin. 

    Amma HOE — Bizzonthetrack

    On this self-confessed jam about being a hoe, Bizzonthetrack makes it clear he’s unavailable for commitment. He’s only committed to whoring activities.

    Boytoy — SGaWD

    The sexual awareness SGaWD flaunts on Boytoy is admirable AF. This song is for the sexually liberated folks who own it with their chest. 

    Shibebe — Olamide feat. Fireboy DML

    Indoor is where the fun is at. You have all the time, space and privacy to “shibebe” (flaunt your waistbeads), Netflix and chill, do waterworks and all other sorts of debauchery. At least, that’s what Olamide Baddo and Fireboy DML said on this track.

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  • On the morning of December 22, 2023, Wizkid released a short EP titled S2 (Soundman Vol. 2), a follow-up to Soundman Vol. 1. Two days earlier, on Instagram, he posted an album artwork out of the blues, with the caption “See you on Friday”, throwing fans into a frenzy. 

    S2 is his first release since More Love, Less Ego in 2022. Coming in the Christmas season, just like Soundman Vol. 1 which dropped suddenly on December 6, 2019, Big Wiz has given us four new songs to rinse and repeat as we face a new year head on.

    S2 takes on Amapiano while flexing Wizzy’s usual Afrobeats and Dancehall sound, achieving a balance between the low and mid tempo Made In Lagos and the thematic cohesion of More Love, Less Ego.

    On the rhythmic rush of slapping log drums and meshed shakers of Ololufe, Wizkid confesses love to his interest. What’s spellbinding is the gentle delivery and verse exchange between Wiz and Wande Coal, which we haven’t got enough of since their collab on For You off Superstar (2010). The P.Priime-produced jam is a modern love story that somehow emphasises on sexual pleasure. It has all the recipes to be great but sounds more in-the-moment than intentional.

    Diamond is an assortment of self-reflection, hedonism, smug brags and luxury that rubs in the face. Wizkid likens his tribulations and ensuing superstar lifestyle to his diamond accessories and the pressure they undergo. Life can be fleeting, but Wizkid has seen better days, and he remarks about that with, “Diamond no dey force himself to shine.” 

    All in all, Diamond takes a familiar Wizzy approach with a relatable story and production handled by P.Priime and Bigfish. It calls for slow dancing and glasses of wine.

    Energy plays next. Wizkid, in a superchilled mood, throws woman-worship into his verses, recognising in the hook that he has good and bad days like everyone else. But he keeps himself together with his vices: smoke and sexcapades. He runs through the song smoothly like a butter knife. Wizkid’s romance, soft-life formula and sexy melody never fail — they yield a bop in this song.

    S2 closes out with its best track, IDK, featuring Zlatan. TheElements’ production is lush, gets the head nodding and creates an aura of celebration. Big Wiz calls for a good time as a choir subtly backs him up. 

    Zlatan performs the second verse, the highlight of the EP. Zlatan raps about the luxury lifestyle, fair-weathered women and hustle, with a sprinkle of his animated ad lib and choral backup too. Afrobeats’ poster boy for hustle culture is a worthy guest artist. Wizkid’s writing on the other hand isn’t remarkable, but he continues to prove himself a melody molder.

    S2 is experimental and feels like a prelude to what Wizkid has cued up for his next project. He’s featured on Rexxie’s Abracadabra, Metro Boomin’s SPIDERMAN: ACROSS THE SPIDER-VERSE, Wande Coal’s Ebelebe and Don Toliver’s Slow Motion all year without a solo release.

    Wiz has also been on the road for most of the year. He took his music across international stages like Afronation Miami (May), The Other Stage at Glastonbury (June) and Rolling Loud Germany in July — the same month he filled the Tottenham Hotspur stadium in England. 

    Meanwhile, it’s been a bittersweet year for Wizkid. His mum passed away in August 2023. And his “More Love, Less Ego” Europe tour which was scheduled for October has been postponed till further notice.

    Despite that, on December 11, Wizkid posted about a ₦100 million giveaway on his IG story. Later that day, he appeared in Surulere, Lagos, and gave back to children in his community. 

    The same giving spirit has brought us S2. In 12 minutes, the four songs on the extended play cater to the majority of Wizkid’s fanbase. Diamonds is for dancehall lovers. Energy and IDK are for OG Afrobeats fans, and his Amapiano fans have a winner in Ololufe

    Overall, S2 is a decent project that offers a good time. Wizkid likes music, and he’s having fun with it.

  • It pays to have global recognition because Afrobeats has stepped up in the “compelling visuals” department this year. These were the best of the best music videos of the year.

    Yoga — Asake

    In January 2023, Asake released Yoga with a music video ahead of his second album drop. The TG Omori-directed visual captured Asake and his cast members by the seaside and in the tropical city of Dakar, Senegal. As Asake roamed the streets, looking like he was in the middle of an epiphany, he still found the time to fish, perform ceremonial rites and practise yoga.

    FEEL — Davido

    Davido bragged that the music video cost him ₦100 million to shoot. When it came out in October, we all saw why. What we got was more “movie” than “music video”. Top choice director of the stars, TG Omori, was to blame for this war flick, featuring displaced citizens, flying aircraft and explosions. Meanwhile, Davido played strategist in a library with a globe and sketching paper. Plot twist: he’s plotting to rescue his love interest from the war zone. While it would’ve fit better with a politically charged song, the shot was a cinematic gem.

    Korokoro — Prettyboy D-O

    The first minute of this video released in May, dramatised two friends in a herbalist’s house impatient to get rich by any means necessary. Pan to Prettyboy D-O hanging with individuals brandishing shiny machetes like playthings. D-O worked alongside BadFlicks to direct this very Nigerian video that showcases a high energy characteristic of us and the rampant gangsterism that’s overtaken our society.

    Obapluto — Shallipopi feat. Pa Monday-Edo

    October came with a Shallipopi’s Obapluto video. In this homage to the great Benin kingdom and his Edo roots, the artist landed in a spaceship to celebrate the ascension of his Plutomania era. The cast were adorned with mud-red beads from head to chest, neck and shoulder, and strapped in white robes. It’s beautiful to see Pa Monday-Edo Igbinidu who initially sued Shallipopi for illegally sampling his song, Iyovbere. Lagos-based KEMZ (SkiiBii’s Baddest Boy, King Perry’s YKTV) directed the video.

    Money & Love — Wizkid

    Seated on an open rooftop with a paint palette and brush in hand, Wizkid channelled his inner Picasso in this March-released video. Next, we saw an outdoor garage of classic Ferraris and a house party. Director K made it simple but portrayed the elegance expected of a man surrounded by money and love.

    All Eyes On Me — Niniola

    This Pink-directed music video came out in June, and it’s a “rich aunty” masterclass. It starts with a stress-free preparation at the make-up desk and a night-out look that turns heads with envy and side gossip. In another scene, Niniola lays out her gold jewellery and shoes, native lace dress and satellite gele. It’s no shock when she owns the Owambe gathering on arrival, bringing all attention to herself as the song demands. 

    Charm — Rema

    Self-directed alongside Perliks and Folarin Oludare, Rema went from expressing himself through dance to being mesmerised by a woman’s seductive moves in the first 30 seconds. He was so mesmerised that he flew out of an explosion like an action star just to get a closer view of her fire dance. This video premiered in May and subtly introduced us to Rema’s current era, with the colour red and “raver” aesthetic. Five months later, he launched his RAVAGE project. 

    Dejavu — Seyi Vibez

    Before the baddies make an appearance and cash starts to flow, Seyi Vibez and the video cast glow in white robes that look like martial arts attire, for a funeral procession-like scene. Seyi is shedding his old skin and transitioning into a new being. TG Omori and Seyi Vibez delivered yet another exhilarating video at the tail-end of September.

    Still Sober — Aguero Banks feat. Phyno

    In November, Oluthewave dropped this Hip-Hop music video focused on cliche street activities like rolling dice, outdoor workouts and run-ins with the police. As day morphs into night, the street hustle and exchanges carry on. Its cinematography applies a creative style of side shots that make the video a unique watch.

    AGBALAGBI — OluwaMillar

    On December 14, 2023, OluwaMillar released his very first music video. In it, he recreates Baba Suwe’s classic “Agbalagbi” scene before hanging with cameos on yellow buses in a Dashiki and cap, borrowing from Yorùbá Nollywood to offer a relatability that hits home. This music video complements the theme of the song well, judiciously managing an apparently limited budget. Emsi Lucky is a video director to watch out for.

  • Growing up in a Christian Nigerian home in the 90s to early 2000s meant you listened to certain gospel songs over and over again. We all sang along to these tunes during weekend chores, and danced choreographies to them in church or at end of the year parties.

    Come, Let’s Praise the Lord — Panam Percy Paul

    Panam Percy Paul released Bring Down the Glory 2 (God of War) in 1989, and its first song, Come, Let’s Praise the Lord, instantly became the go-to for choreography presentations in schools and churches. Once upon a time, at this time of the year, kids across Nigeria would be rehearsing their synchronised moves to the gospel worship song.

    Akanchawa — Princess Njideka Okeke

    Akanchawa is an Igbo gospel song that was popular across households in the South-East and Lagos. The title means “The hands that bring good things”, a reference to God’s hands. Akanchawa is the first track on Princess Njideka Okeke’s Ministration Worship Part 1 album. Almost every Nigerian mum had the audio CD and played it on Saturday mornings.

    Apata Ayeraye — Cherubim and Seraphim Movement Church (Surulere District)

    The Cherubim and Seraphim Movement Church choir, Surulere, Lagos, released their Oke Mimo album in 1991. Apata Ayeraye which means “rock of ages” in Yoruba, was a standout hit for most families throughout the 90s. The worship song interpolates from the popular Yorùbá hymn of the same name.

    Opelope Anointing — Dunni Olanrewaju

    Every Sunday morning before rice and stew, this song was the tonic. If you grew up in a Christian Yorùbá home in the early 2000s, there’s no way you escaped this song. The titular track on Dunni Olanrewaju’s Opelope Anointing (2000) became a pop statement for gratitude and escaping adversity. The filling station closed immediately after they sold me fuel? Opelope anointing.

    Chioma Jesus — Amaka Okwuoha

    In 2003, Amaka Okwuoha released her hit song, Chioma Jesus, under New Jerusalem Music. She performed the song in Igbo with her iconic high-pitched vocals backed with heavy keyboard and drums. Chioma Jesus became such a hit that the singer is still referred to as “Chioma Jesus” today.

    Oga Eme — Rosemary Chukwu

    In 2008 and 2009, you couldn’t travel from Lagos to the South-East for Christmas and back without hearing this jam. It was a favourite for bus drivers and Igbo mothers alike. Oga Eme is fast-tempo and full of traditional Igbo music elements.

    Baba Mimo Mowa Sope — Tope Alabi

    Baba Mimo Mowa Sope (2001) is one of Tope Alabi’s classics and most diverse records. The praise song has a Makossa sound that sampled Magic System’s 1er Gaou (1999). It wasn’t just a turn-up jam in Christian circles, it was the ultimate birthday party favourite. Back then, the best dancer to this song always got sweet and biscuit. What a period.

    Igwe — Midnight Crew

    The year was 2008 when a music quartet called Midnight Crew stormed the country with Igwe, their multi-lingual gospel hit. It was recognisable instantly from its beat drop — the perfect ringtone material. If Midnight Crew, made up of Patricia Uwaje-King, Odunayo Ojo-Onasanya, Mike Abdul and Gbenga Oyebola, put this out today, it’d be a TikTok bop.

    Olori Oko — Infinity

    Infinity arrived in the era when Nigerian Gospel music was experimenting with diverse genres to bridge creativity with spirituality. Although Olori Oko came out in 2006, it’s an evergreen gospel bop today.

    Ijoba Orun — Lara George

    Lara George’s 2008 debut album, Forever In My Heart, gave us the hit single, Ijoba Orun, which has since become the Nigerian church’s call-to-action for those seeking to become “born again”. Ijoba Orun is a mellow and soulful cut, and Lara did absolute justice to it with her skilled vocals.

    Opomulero — Angel

    As a kid, Opomulero (2009) by Angel signalled gospel music’s complete shift from the stereotype to elements of secular pop instrumentals and delivery. Opomulero didn’t just eat as a party jam, it was the go-to for choreography presentations across Nigerian primary and secondary schools.

    Joy, Joy, Joy — Destined Kids

    “Joy, joy, joy in my heart is ringing” was on the lips of every kid when it came out in 2008. The Iwueze siblings (Favour, Rejoice, Joshua, Best and Caleb) had everywhere in a chokehold when they debuted with Joy Joy Joy, the first volume of their gospel music installations.

  • The Nigerian pop scene has had many newsworthy moments in 2023. Most were even globally relevant — for good, this time — while some others left us sad or upset. We compiled a list just to refresh your memory and give Nigerians everywhere a reason to be proud as the year comes to a close.

    Afrobeats

    NBA half-time show

    Tems, Burna Boy and Rema took Afrobeats to the 79th NBA half-time show in Utah, U.S., in February 2023. From Burna’s live performance of Anybody and It’s Plenty, to Tems’ Crazy Things and Rema’s Calm Down, it was a night to celebrate African rhythm on an important foreign stage. Next up? NFL Super Bowl halftime.

    THE STORY: Nigerian Musicians Aren’t Playing; They’re on the Biggest Sports Stages Now

    The year of Davido

    After months of silence due to his three-year-old son’s demise, Davido returned to social media to announce a new album, two new signings to his label and a rebranded Davido Music Worldwide (DMW) on March 29, 2023. He dropped the album, his fourth full-length project, Timeless, the next day. The lead single, Unavailable, was a standout hit, toeing the line of his previous successes: Dami Duro, Aye and If

    Beyond that, the consensus is Timeless is Davido’s best work so far, and the Afrobeats album of 2023. Perhaps to solidify this claim, the album made the Grammy 2024 nomination list for Best Global Music Album.

    In October, he and his wife, Chioma, welcomed a set of twins, a year after the loss of their son. 

    X.com: @albumtalkHQ

    THE STORY: The Real 30BG Know These Are the 15 Greatest Davido Songs of ALL Time 

    Debut at the MET Gala

    In May, Burna Boy and Tems made their debut at the 2023 MET Gala, an iconic fashion and fundraising event in New York, U.S. As first-timers — only the second and third Nigerians to attend after author, Tomi Adeyemi, in 2021 — both artists showcased outfits people couldn’t stop talking about for days. Burna pulled up in a blue and black Burberry suit, while Tems wore a black and white dress styled by Dunsin Wright.

    Image source: Punch

    THE STORY: 20 of the Best, Mid and Worst Looks From the 2023 MET Gala 

    The Grammy’s new Best African Music category

    The American Recording Academy announced the new category on June 13, 2023. This is a welcome development to the “Afrobeats to the world” cause as our sound leaves the over-generalised canopy of “world music” in the academy’s eyes.

    Image Source: The American Recording Academy

    THE STORY: Grammy 2024: Davido Bags First Nomination, Major Categories List

    O2 Arena domination

    In August, after Asake released his sophomore album, Work of Art, and peaked at number 66 on the US Billboard 200 Albums chart, he sold out the O2 Arena and Barclays Centre in the United Kingdom. 

    Two years after Burna Boy brought Rema out on the O2 Arena stage in 2021, the Edo-state-born artist held his own show at the same 20,000-capacity London event centre, on November 14, 2023. 

    THE STORY: All the Best Moments From Asake’s O2 Show

    Mohbad’s widely-discussed death

    Singer and rapper, Mohbad, passed away on September 12, 2023. His demise generated public sympathy and divided commentary. Outraged fans and sympathisers took to the streets to protest his death and celebrate his call to glory. It’s the largest protest Lagos has witnessed since #EndSARS in 2020.

    X.com: @instablog

    THE STORY: 14 Verifiable Events Surrounding Mohbad’s Death

    Rema joins Spotify’s Billion Club

    In the same month of September, Rema’s Calm Down remix with Selena Gomez became the first African song to garner a billion streams on Spotify. Rema now sits at the table with global acts like Taylor Swift, Drake, Rihanna and Justin Bieber.

    Image Source: Spotify

    THE STORY: How Rema and Selena Gomez Bagged A Billion Streams

    Wizkid’s mum’s burial

    Wizkid buried his mum in October, and people on social media turned the sad event into a circus. The general public got to see a vulnerable Big Wiz for the first time when he shed tears at the funeral.

    OlaDips’ death and resurrection

    The latest artist to pull a fake-death PR stunt since Skiibii, OlaDips was reported dead on November 15, 2023, just a day before his album, Superhero Adugbo, came out. On November 25th, the rapper posted a proof of life on his socials. Although he denied the PR stunt allegations, the public rained insults on him for making them mourn in vain.

    THE STORY: The Most Controversial Celebrities of 2023, Ranked

    Pop culture

    Hilda Baci’s cook-a-thon

    Although Nigerians have broken Guinness World Records many times before, the buzz Hilda Baci received for her attempt is the largest so far. On May 11, she kicked off her cook-a-thon, which ended on May 15 after a 100-hour cooking session. They delivered her certificate for “the longest cooking marathon” at 93 hours, on June 13, 2023.

    Image source: The ICIR

    THE STORY: Hilda Baci Is Officially a World Record Holder: 7 Takeaways From GWR’s Confirmation Video

    Davido vs Anita Brown

    In June 2023, a U.S. entrepreneur and model named Anita Brown claimed she was pregnant for Davido. She went viral on social media for her hateful comments against Chioma, Davido’s wife. But later in October, she tendered an apology to the artist and his wife, and we haven’t heard from her since.

    THE STORY: Should We Suspect These Other Lady-Names in Davido’s Songs?

    Naira Marley’s NDLEA ambassadorship

    Naira Marley visited the National Drugs Law and Enforcement Agency (NDLEA) headquarters in Abuja on August 17 to give an anti-drug talk. The next thing we heard, the agency had made him their ambassador. Following public backlash, they denied this ever happened two days later. 

    Image source: NDLEA

    THE STORY: Weekly Roundup: UNICAL Suspends Professor Cyril Ndifon

    Osimhen’s Ballon d’Or

    On October 30, Napoli striker, Victor Osimhen, became the first born and bred Nigerian footballer to be on the top ten list of the Ballon d’Or award. He was the highest-ranked African footballer at the awards with 26 goals in the last season. On the night of December 11, he also won African Men’s Player of the Year at the 2023 Confederation of African Football Awards.

    Image source: Sports Brief

    THE STORY: Napoli Sparks Outrage After Trolling Victor Osimhen on TikTok Over Missed Penalty

    Oshoala’s win at the CAF Awards

    On the same night Victor Osimhen got the CAF award for African Men’s Player of the Year, Barcelona striker, Asisat Oshoala, was crowned the African Women’s Player of the Year 2023. Nigerian players currently rule the African football world.

    Image source: CAF Online

    THE STORY: CAF Awards 2023: The Top Highlights as Victor Osimhen, Asisat Oshoala Win Big

    Made Kuti’s high school love story

    In November, social media was on fire when Made Kuti, Fela’s grandson, got married to Inedoye Onyeso. Inedoye was his school daughter back in secondary school. Their wedding story went viral as people gushed over their Bridgerton-like love story.

    Image source: Linda Ikeji Blog

    Nollywood

    Queen of Nollywood films

    2023 started on a shaky foot for the Nigerian creative industry. Peace Anyiam-Osigwe, the filmmaker who founded the Africa Movie Academy Awards (AMAA) and Africa Film Academy, died on January 9 after a brief illness. Known as the “queen of Nollywood films”, she allegedly pioneered the screening of Nollywood films at international film festivals. Her family promised to carry on her legacy.

    Image Source: The Culture Newspaper

    Chidi Mokeme’s return

    The return of veteran Nollywood actor, Chidi Mokeme, to our screens after a long hiatus was a triumph with his portrayal of Scar, a thug leader, on the hit Netflix mini-series, Shanty Town, in January 2023. Chidi owned his character so well that one would think he had once been an underworld boss. Something we rarely see with the newer Nollywood cats.

    Image source: Netflix

    THE STORY: Chidi Mokeme Was Fire: Let’s Try These OG Nollywood Actors Next

    Saint Obi’s demise

    In May, another OG Nollywood actor, Obinna Nwafor AKA Saint Obi, passed away at age 57 in Jos, after battling an undisclosed illness. Obi was known for his bad-boy characters in almost every action and romance Nollywood movie of the 1990s to early 2000s. News of his death sent shock waves everywhere, particularly because of his sudden disappearance from the limelight for the last two decades and the rumours surrounding his death.

    Image source: MyNigeria

    THE STORY: Action Star, Lover Boy and Legend: A Breakdown of Saint Obi’s Most Iconic Roles

    Mami Wata at the Oscars

    Before CJ “Fiery” Obasi’s Mami Wata even entered Nigerian cinemas in September 2023, the film had trended for its appearance at the Sundance Film Festival in June. In October, it was selected by the Nigerian Official Section Committee for the International Feature Film category ahead of the 2024 Academy Awards.

    Image source: Lilis Soares

    THE STORY: “Mami Wata” Is Taking Nollywood Around the Globe

    Nollywood’s John Wick

    You might’ve heard people call The Black Book Nollywood’s version of John Wick. The emotional thriller is one of the industry’s best releases of 2023, and the most expensive at $1 million. An immediate hit, the movie garnered 5.6 million viewers just two days after its Netflix premiere on September 22.

    Image source: Premium Times Nigeria

    THE STORY: Everything We Know About Editi Effiong’s “The Black Book”

    Mr. Ibu’s battle for life

    In October 2023, veteran comedic actor, John Okafor AKA Mr. Ibu, put out a video on his official Instagram page, soliciting prayers and financial support to treat his diabetes. Celebrities like Davido, Tunde Ednut, Paul Okoye and Kanayo O. Kanayo gathered support for him and promised to do what they could. 

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    As of November 5th, the actor had had seven surgeries. Despite the public’s donation, one of his legs was amputated. Amid the health struggle, his wife and daughter fought over the donated funds, accusing each other of hijacking the rumoured ₦300 million.

    Image source: Nairaland

    THE STORY: What We Know About Mr Ibu’s Health and How You Can Help

  • Artists come and go, but the exceptional ones stick around to build name and relevance. As we wave 2023 goodbye, we’ve marked out ten new cats we believe will seize 2024.

    These artists made our list because of their talent, uniqueness, consistency and quality of the music they put out this year.

    Pop

    Kold AF

    The light has been on Kold AF, born Aninooritsewarami Alero Oritsesesan, since she and French music producer, BGRZ, put out the six-track EP, KOLLIDED, in October 2023. Almost every stage that gave space to upcoming stars this year — The Future Award Africa 2023, Jameson Distillery On Tour and Indie Vibe House Party — has seen her in action. She was one of the highlights of Aristokrat Records’ Open House Volume One album, which showcased some artists on the come-up in December 2022. In the same month, Kold AF released a two-song pack called Kold Szn. Influenced by Burna Boy and Cynthia Morgan, her voice and vivid storytelling distinguish her from the crowd. 

    Image source: Kold AF

    Morravey

    Morravey is more than just Davido’s latest signee. She’s one of the brightest talents out of one of Nigeria’s biggest breeding grounds for talent, Port Harcourt (PH). With a catchy delivery and vocal range, her impressive performance on Davido’s IN THE GARDEN introduced her to a wider audience. In November 2023, Morravey released an introductory album called RAVI, and with her label’s backing, she may be everywhere in 2024. Based on the project and with her PH background, the singer-songwriter is set to tell Afropop stories in new and interesting ways.

    Instagram: Davidonews

    Qing Madi

    Qing Madi’s See Finish (2022) enjoyed some viral moments this year and earned her a position as Spotify Africa Equal Ambassador in June 2023. Madi has since released other singles like Why, Ole with BNXN and Journey, and finally, her self-titled debut EP. At just 17 years old, Qing Madi’s music has peaked on popular charts like Apple Music chart, Turntable Official Nigeria Top 100 and Official Charts Afrobeats. With this trajectory, she’ll only get bigger in 2024.

    Instagram: @aijaupdates

    Rap

    OluwaMillar

    Favour Joshua Oparemi, AKA OluwaMillar, penetrated the underground rap scene in 2022 with a series of songs and features. He was on For Her (Voice2Rep’s compilation album), Menu with Droxx, Kokoka with VRSD, Fake Heads with Blvck Oreo and a remix of Menu with Emaxee, O’Shea and PayBac iBoro. In 2023, he came out with a two-song pack titled Agba Beef, which featured the songs AGBALAGBI and Beef Dey. The beautifully unique delivery of Yorùbá language in his music sets him apart from the many rappers springing up these days.

    X.com: @llarim9

    Jeriq the Hustler

    On December 10, 2023, Jeriq the Hustler filled the 15,000 capacity Okpara Square in Enugu for a concert. The Igbo-speaking rapper’s catalogue goes back to 2018 with releases every year till date. With upcoming features and co-signs from top industry people, Jeriq is about to be in our faces in 2024.

    X.com: @the49thstreet

    Droxx

    Only a few artists can boast a solid streak of up to 20 guest features in a year. Droxx, AKA African Chief, has long proved himself as one of the pioneers of Drill music in Nigeria and a top contender for most revered new rapper in the country. He opened for Davido’s “Timeless Concert” alongside Rebelwav in Abuja on December 15, 2023. With every performance, Droxx showcases true passion, consistency and his charisma places him as one of the coolest young emcees who’ll make 2024 a year to remember in Nigerian Hip-Hop.

    Image source: Droxx

    R&B

    Brum3h

    Brumeh Oghenekaro is a singer-songwriter, record and vocal producer and sound engineer who calls himself “Emo Boy”. The name accurately describes the deep feelings Brum3h expresses on his songs. As the R&B scene returns to its purest form in Nigeria, you’ll find acts like Brum3h in the frontline, uncompromising and passionate with his rhythm and blues. In September, he released Typewrit3R Volume One — a set of love letters to a difficult lover.

    Image source: Spotify

    Rukmani

    Rukmani is managed by Cokoon Records (sister company to Aristokrat Records). Straight out of Port Harcourt, Rukmani masterfully renders intimacy, vulnerability and youth onto her soul-searching audio material. And her debut album, Angel On the Run (2023), encompasses these elements perfectly.

    Image source: Spotify

    RnB Princess

    Staking her claim as a singer and storyteller capable of deep emotion and soulful melodies, RnB Princess’ voice carries a warm appeal. Her dear diary EP, produced by Beezyx, proves this point.

    Image source: Spotify

    Alternative

    DoTTi the Deity

    Forever Sweet (2022), a neo-folklore jam that’s been reigning at wedding parties all year, has solidified DoTTi the Deity as an amazing songwriter, singer and performer. More than that, his lyrics showcase him as a Yorùbá language custodian for the new generation. In 2023, DoTTi released another EP titled For You Knew Me, giving us a peep into the greatness the singer will unleash in the coming year.

    Image source: Spotify

    Bizzonthetrack

    With Bizzonthetrack, you’ll get a mix of pop, R&B and lo-fi influences. You’ll also get simple lyrics that cover hustle culture, good life and sensuality. If you want to relax and have a good time or marinate in your feelings, Bizz is the guy. Start with his latest, Sir Jaiye Kuti, or attend his concert in Ibadan on December 23 to experience him live.

    X.com: @bizzonthetrack

    Ravington

    Sitting at the intersection of rap, singing and music production, Ravington has conveniently designed his own brand of alternative music. Borrowing from Cruel Santino, Odunsi the Engine and Black Magic, Ravington adds in his abstract style of production to go with his deep vocals. After his Retrograde Blues EP dropped in 2022, he put out five songs and produced for fellow up-and-comers in 2023. We look forward to his 2024 offerings.

    Image source: Ravington

    Production

    Afroselekta-BBK

    An Abuja-based music producer and artist, Afroselekta-BBK has collaborated with EESKAY, Zilla Oaks, Reeplay, Laxy-BBK and more of the city’s finests. His expertise is an alternative blend of Afropop, Amapiano, EDM and Hip-Hop sounds like drill, grime and trap. His music projects like AED & AMAPIANO (2023), DRILLER & VANILLA (2022), Dangerous (2021) and AED (2019) helped establish him as an expert on these sounds. We can’t wait for what he’ll bring in 2024. He’s also carved a dynamic spot for himself as an animator, writing scripts and animating videos for his music releases. 

    Image source: The Guardian Nigeria

    Kemena

    Some may recognise Kemena as a recording artist, songwriter and sound engineer, but he’s also a music producer with credit on all the tracks off his projects, Bond (2020) and Guitars and Malaria (2023). He creates and arranges his music from scratch and has produced for Joeboy (The Best For You), Badboywilz (Agbalagba) and Music Business Africa 2022 finalist, Jola Bello (Rain). His style swings between Afropop, R&B and alternative rock music. 

    Facebook: @Kemenamusic

    NYRP

    NYRP is an Afrobeats music producer making his name underground after he left the Sarz Academy in 2022. His soft popping beats have earned him production credit on songs like Jimni Abdul’s Royal Rumble, Söulaar’s Balance, Muis’ Saati Ramoni and The Lemon Vinyl’s Majo and Tomorrow.

    Instagram: @nyrp_szn

    DJing

    WEAREALLCHEMICALS

    When she’s not modelling or working on Dencity, her skateboard collective focuses on empowering women, Blessing Ewona AKA WEAREALLCHEMICALS, DJs. She has Gen-Zs spellbound with her Afrobeats, electronic dance (EDM) and House music mixes. You can catch her performances at every cool youth party in Lagos, such as Activ.Yard, Science Club and MELT. She’s on to something incredible with her unique mix style, and the mainstream will soon get fixed on her chemical doses. It’s only a matter of time.

    Instagram: @blessing_ewona

    DJ Kiss

    Anyone who’s paid attention to DJ Kiss since her Unilorin days circa 2018 knows she’s cut from a different fabric. She never misses with her selection of romantic early 2000 pop hits, both local and foreign. She also works with afropop and rap jams of the 2010s, and a slew of current Afropop, Amapiano, House and Hip-hop hits. Kiss has worked stages like the Jameson City Takeover, Afrobeats in the City and even her very own U.K. Summer Tour from August to October 2023. But no matter the size of the venue she plays, her set always brings the crowd alive.

    Instagram: @celebritydjkiss

    DJ 212

    DJ 212 is popular in the NYSC orientation camp and corporate events in Lagos for hot playlists of Afrobeats and Amapiano mashups. He’s the guy for anyone who needs twedding turn-ups and themed parties. After his Press Play Party 2.0 featured Asake and YhemoLee in February 2023, he’s set to have a blast with parties next year.

    Instagram: @dj2.1.2
  • Whether you believe it or not, you can’t live by money alone.

    In my observation, while looking out for you and other fellow Nigerians, here are some essentials you probably need more than money this holiday.

    Romance

    Romance is sweeter with money but sweetest when you have nothing else to hold on to. Grab your partner and dream of a future where you can finally afford Detty December.

    Good health

    You shouldn’t have to be told this, but here we are. There’s no Christmas balling without sound health. Watch what you consume, look twice before you cross the road, spend quality time with family if you like them, and for Lagosians: stay indoors if you’re not ready to spend hours in traffic and looking for cabs. 

    Direct supply of original products

    We’ve apparently been buying counterfeit soy sauce, drugs, drinks, canned food, etc. You need to eat and use original products to keep good health. If you find out where to get these products, please inform us.

    Time with loved ones

    My dear brother and sister, a lonely Christmas and holiday benefits no one. Get yourself some company and loving, and make lasting memories money can never buy.

    Work promotion

    Think about it, promotion at work may come with bigger responsibilities, but your money goes up too. If you ask me, it’s better than a money gift that’ll finish in less than a week.

    Job referrals

    When people speak highly of your work and recommend you to your potential clients and employers, that’s something money can’t buy.

    A personal ride

    Specifically for Lagosians because your road network problems need divine intervention. In this surging transport fare issue, a personal ride is what you need most this December and beyond. Skateboard, bicycle, scooter, tricycle, motorcycle, motor car, trailer, whichever works for your budget. Work according to your budget. I wish you a safe ride.

    An appointment on Tinubu’s cabinet

    Tinubu’s government and friends are the only ones balling in Nigeria currently. What’s better than joining the ballers? Though the curses of agitated Nigerians won’t miss you too.

    Relocation

    An escape from this ghetto and being able to catch your breath from the wahala of corrupt government, insecurity, fake products, harsh economy and many other stressful things. Even though their currency is now better than ours, you can start with Benin Republic.