This quiz is a test of your Naija music consumption. Can you pair some of the most notable artist-producer collaborators that we currently have in this quiz?
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Questions
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Wizkid’s go-to producer is ___
Wizkid is to Sarz as Olamide is to ___
Asake’s producer is ___
Show Dem Camp is synonymous to ___
_____ is to Rema what Agege bread is to Ewa Agoyin
Baby Pluto majorly produces for who?
When you hear Kukbeatz’s “Kukuruku” on a song, one Naija artist comes to mind
Falz made most of his work with ___
One is Seyi Vibez’s go-to producer
Kel-P and ____
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Well-done. When we see you again, it’ll be pairing with your soulmate.
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Not bad. But this shows limited music range. Expand, yo!
Lol, I get it. You don’t care, you just want to hear something and dance.
Before you get into that relationship, confirm if they have an olubawi who can caution them when they’re moving mad or handle the checks and balances in their life like the judiciary. Here’s how to know for sure and avoid crying later.
They’re always looking for clout to chase
Launching gender wars, moving like incels and capitalising on pain and trauma for social engagement is a clear sign your partner is in this life to make trouble. The chance that a clout chaser will take caution is slimmer than Timini’s moustache.
They’re Tinubu
If your partner is Tinubu or moves like him, then their case is even worse than not having an olubawi. They don’t have their ears to the ground because they’re surrounded by yes-men.
Or they support the Agbado mandate
No disrespect to your bae’s politics, but if they laud the hard-life policies of this government, they’ve not had anyone to tell them their head is not correct.
For Food Only
If your partner has five proteins on one plate in this Tinubu era, it means they’re robbing to maintain a banquet lifestyle, or they have no one to advise them.
The night is always young
They only come alive in the nighttime like a white owl. If they’re not a security guard or nightclub owner, what are they looking for outside when they could be burning airtime to convince you to let them in your life?
They simply hate advice
Whatever anyone tells them enters one ear and evaporates through the other one. With this attitude, there’s no way they can have an olubawi. The only voice they listen to is the one in their head.
Or their “olubawi” is crazier than them
Maybe they have an olubawi but their olubawi doesn’t call their misbehaviours to order because they’re the deluxe version of them. Fruits don’t fall far from the tree, dear.
Music groups may be be popular thing in Nigeria right now, but some guys dropped hits like Yori Yori, Olori Oko and many more. Which of them do you remember?
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OG, do us one favour. Can you help us bring back Bracket or Skuki, please?
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You are not even in your 40s and you don’t know all of these guys. Hian.
Carry your 0 and go. Abi what else are you waiting for?
If now is the time you want to launch into your baddie era fully, or it’s coming along in your plan, you have to do it properly. Inflation has hit town and being a baddie is more than fine makeup, captivating reels and GRWM videos.
If you use this guide like a bible, you’ll survive this inflation and have long baddie days.
Abundance sustainability mentality
If you invest in this mentality, you can shame inflation. A real baddie knows better to cut her palazzo to her size in this Agbado era. If not, a baddie will crumble in the presence of low balance and inflating prices.
You can fuck around and find out
Get more jobs
Aside the fact that money stops reduces nonsense, you need shit ton of it in the current Nigeria. And a single job hardly feeds anyone these days. The only way to not be a broke baddie in this capitalist world is to diversify like bad girl Riri.
Yesterday’s price isn’t today’s price
The naira value we have today isn’t what we had yesterday. As inflation continues to rise, ensure that your rate card rises with it. If not, you might be shortchanging yourself.
Pretty priviledge
Pretty priviledge works like magic in 2024, in case you haven’t heard, and you better start wagging your wand. Who knows who might dash you free $50k for being a pretty babe?
Keep a lit media
Whether for your eyes only or you decide to bless our timeline, keep every photo you take at Instagram standard. This is how to convince your haters that Tinubu’s Nigeria isn’t touching you.
Avoid bad energy
Don’t allow Nigeria’s inflation wahala and other depressing news suck away your time and emotion. Invest time in productive work and surround yourself with positive people to spark joy. A baddie is a happy soul.
You’re already a baddie
When push comes to shove, always remember that you’re tougher than tough times. That’s the true weapon of a baddie. Inflation can fight, but you’re a warrior.
Growing up, you may have heard the story of a Nigerian artist who made rain fall with a song. Or the one whose song was inspired by a mermaid.
We can’t confirm if these are true or not, but we can research other songs which also had myths attached to them.
Guitar Boy — Sir Victor Uwaifo
Sir Victor Uwaifo made ‘Guitar Boy’ in 1966. The late artist stated in an interview that he once had an encounter with a mermaid at the Bar Beach on Victoria Island, Lagos. True or not, the story has gone far, and many people think the song title is “Mami Water” instead of Guitar Song.
Send Down the Rain — Majek Fashek
The legend of Majek Fashek is hugely attached to his 1987 hit ‘Send Down the Rain.’ A year after the song’s release, Nigeria recorded an average annual precipitation of 121.6cm, making it the second rainiest year in the 1980s. The heavy rainfall came at that time the song was at its peak, so many people considered the song prophetic.
Esubiribiri Ebomi — King Sunny Ade
This song was King Sunny Ade’s protest anthem when he had label issues with Bolarinwa Abioro in 1974. The legend says that each time King Sunny Ade touched the guitar, he was “struck by madness.” And then on the record, he chanted incantations that hinted at defiance.
If I Die — Da Grin
After the success of Da Grin’s first album CEO (2009), the rapper went mainstream. While preparing to release his sophomore album, he put out ‘If I Die’ — a song about death.
A few months after the song’s release, the rapper passed away in a car crash. His death made the public believe ‘If I Die’ was Da Grin’s premonition of his own demise.
Osondi Owendi Remake — MC Loph
In 2011, rapper MC Loph did a contemporary remake of ‘Osondi Owendi,’ originally made by highlife music legend Osita Osadebe. There was a rumour that Osita’s family forbade MC Loph from using the song, but he did anyway. Although the song shot the rapper into the limelight, it wasn’t for long. He died in a car accident later in 2011, and many remarked it was a consequence of going against the Osadebe family.
You may know titles and positions in the Nigerian army, but can you point them out them by insignia?
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On behalf of the Force, we thank you for your service.
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You won’t make a bad soldier. Consider getting the academy form?
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See this damn bloody civilian. FOH!
Tyler Perry has returned with another reactionary film. This one’s called “Mea Culpa”, and it’s supposed to be a legal thriller, but all it brings to the table is stressful drama and these confusion-induced questions.
Why isn’t Zyair scared of consequences?
The artist guy is on trial for murder. So why is he painting and frolicking around instead of crying in a corner and acting like there’s real life consequences.
But really, what’s wrong with the guy?
What sane person grabs his lawyer from behind in front of her husband? Where’s the shame and respect?
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Zyair wants to sleep with every woman he meets?
“How can you represent me if you won’t say you’re attracted to me.” That’s what he told his lawyer at some point. From where to where, please?
Who calls the shots here?
How the hell is Zyair dictating that his lawyer should meet him at his house? He even came to her office (where the meeting should’ve happened) to demand it. What audacity.
What in the “bad sex hygiene”?
Zyair was in the heat of sex with a white babe when Mea walked in on them. He didn’t clean up before he went on a bike ride with Mea. They got back to his loft, and he still didn’t wash his body before they went right into doing the do — with paint and everything. Maybe I know nothing about fine art sex, but no fear of infections? First thing after sex, they jumped in bed… with their unwashed coloured bodies?
Why did Mea follow Zyair everywhere?
How come this prudent lawyer thought it was a good idea to follow her allegedly criminal client everywhere? Even into a dark dungeon cosplaying as a swingers club.
Was Mea broke or not?
Kal was jobless, and Mea took on the Zyair case to cover a few months’ expenses. So, how come she suddenly had money for a vacay after everything went bust?
So the dead ex was… not dead?
How convenient was it that Hydie worked in the hotel Mea was vacationing at? Was she spying on Mea or something? Also, how did Zyair get convicted if they never saw a body? Is it that easy to fake a death, without any suspicions, in the Western world?
Why did Charlise have to stab Mea?
That whole climactic, plot twist scene was one big mess. When Ray told Charlise (his wife) to stab Mea (her friend and sister-in-law), was it the family’s plan to get Charlise jailed as punishment for infidelity?
Mea still trusted Kal after everything?
I want to know why Mea thought for one second that her husband wasn’t in on his mother and brother’s plot. Also, how the hell did they survive that car crash? Did Kal die?
No legal drama?
The whole movie is about a court case, but we never see a court scene. Not even once.
But also, why did Kelly have to eat so bad?
Our girl ate too well in those fits for this particular movie. Was she trying to go one-on-one with Jessica Pearson’s fashion game?
Will Tyler Perry ever give us something new?
“Mea Culpa” is classic Tyler Perry. When will black women stop being the victims of his art?
How much did he pay Kelly to partake in this mess?!
This is by far our biggest question, and it’s probably for Kelly Ro herself to answer.
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When Pheelz worked as an in-house producer at Hit Factory, a studio in Ajao Estate, Lagos, all he had was the self-belief that he’d one day have big hits. About 10 years later, his 2022 single Finesse became the most Shazamed song of the year, he’s sinceperformed at venues like the O2 and met legends like Dr. Dre.
His most recent stride is his collaboration with US music royalty Usher — a process that birthed “Coming Home” and “Ruin”;two songs on Usher’s latest album. “Coming Home”, produced and co-written by Pheelz, is the album opener and a fresher take on the pop-R&B sound that has kept Usher relevant for three decades. “Ruin” leans on amapiano and Pheelz delivers a moving second verse.
In this conversation, Pheelz recounts his electrifying synergy with Usher and the magic of making music together in the same space.
How did the linkup with Usher happen?
In 2023, my A&R, Marc Byers took me to a studio owned by L.A Reid — Usher’s longtime friend, producer and business partner — to work on “Coming Home”, the title track of Usher’s new album. L.A Reid heard it when he walked into the studio. He lost his mind and thought it’d be great for Usher’s album, so he set the meeting up. Everything happened quickly from there. Next thing, I was in the studio with Usher.
Can you describe what it was like being in the studio with Usher?
An out-of-body experience. When Usher and I recorded the songs, they sounded just as incredible as we wanted them. It was wild to imagine I went from creating music in Gbagada to recording Usher and directing his vocals.
After L.A Reid heard “Coming Home”, how did you also get “Ruin” in the mix?
On the day we recorded “Coming Home”, I also played him and his team “Ruin”, which was a song I made with my South African artist-friend Manana while I was in South Africa in 2022. It was one of those moments in the studio where the energy in the air was just crazy. And then yeah, they said it needed to be on the album.
I’m asking for a friend. How did Warner Music become home?
Finesse blowing up attracted many record labels including Warner Music. They all brought their numbers and highlighted their achievements. But only Warner Music resonates with me.
Aside from Warner’s reputation as a giant music company, I chose to work with them because it’s a joint effort with them. We both want to figure things out and reach a goal. They’re not a label trying to boss over an artist. I have my artistic freedom and that gives me comfort.
When you think of your trajectory, what are key moments you recognise and can say led you to where you are now?
Watching the choir’s performances in my dad’s church laid the foundation for my musical interests when I was around four years old. At 12, I taught myself how to play the keyboard and use production software like FruityLoops to make beats. Then, I gave my 20-track demo CD to Mayo Hunta, a veteran artist and producer and an acquaintance of my dad, to play for ID Cabasa. Cabasa liked it and asked if I’d be open to an internship at his label, Coded Tunes in Bariga.
I met Olamide at Coded Tunes — we were the studio rats. When we first worked together, it was for a song titled Owó (money). I had stolen Cabasa’s computer password and told Olamide we could work on our own when no one was around. We contributed money, bought fuel, worked overnight and deleted the files before Cabasa came in the morning. Subsequently, we made lots of songs and applied our knowledge and got better in the process. We had seen Banky W, 9ice and many big artists at that time record at Coded Tunes. We had tasted and felt greatness. We poured all we learned into ourselves.
After Coded Tunes, I worked as an in-house producer for 2204, a studio in Ajao Estate. I left Bariga, and Olamide and I only texted each other. By then, I had gotten my first official placement on his I’m Going In song, off the Rapsodi album.
One time after his exit from Coded Tunes, we chatted about working together again. By then, I had already moved from 2204 studio to Hit Factory, another studio in the estate. Olamide and I linked up again and made First of All. I remember Olamide’s call the day after he released the song. He said, “I told you we got this shit.”
Did you ever see yourself making music at this global level?
I’ve always believed since I was young that music would take me to high places.
Back in Hit Factory, where I met Young Jonn in 2011, it was the same energy. Jonn and I always told each other at that time that we would sing, not only produce, and hit it big. It’s why our song Jelo means so much to us. We call each other sometimes and just geek about the song and its success. It’s a full-circle moment because that belief has always been there.
Olamide. After Finesse, I constantly travelled and we didn’t catch up for a year and half — Baddo was also busy running YBNL. We finally linked up in 2023 and made music from scratch like we did in the old days at Coded Tunes. Joy is the result of that process. I love working with Young Jonn, too.
Who are your dream collaborators?
At home, I want to work with 2Baba and Burna Boy. I think Burna and I can hack a new level of sound. Internationally, I’m heavy on Beyoncé and Billie Eilish. I’d like to collaborate with Drake and Future as well. But if Jay-Z or Ed Sheeran sef come, no dulling. These collabs would be dreams come true.
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What upcoming artist excites you?
There’s a lady called Yimeeka. We’ve worked together on songs and her EP is coming out soon. I’m excited about her future.
What do you do when you aren’t on stage, in the studio or writing songs?
I’m writing or painting. I have six art collections that are currently for my eyes only. I like expressing myself through painting as much as I do with music. I’m into 3D animation and design as well— I produce my lyric videos myself.
I’m also building a creative company called Rii Collective which I have now put Mr. Producer Inc, my event management company under.
You previewed a song for the AFCON final in case Nigeria won. Unfortunately, we lost. What will happen to it now?
Omo, the second verse of that song is bad. I might drop it on Twitter one of these days.
What are you looking forward to?
I’m looking forward to my new single and tours this year. I’m also excited to reach out to the needy back home in Lagos through Pheelz Giving (my charity organisation). It’s my way of giving back to society and putting smiles on people’s faces with the provision of their needs, not just music. You know, Nigerians are going through hardship right now and we have to look out for each other.
Hey! The third episode of our Valentine Special out. We brought back two best friends to share how their relationship has evolved in the last five years. Watch below:
Because it’s the weekend, you love Nigerian music and need perfect playlists for everything from praise and worship and genital collision to hot girl moments, here are eight curated playlists from our #BumpThis section.
Salary week gbedu
It’s that last week of the month, and you must dance in that incoming salary. Have you seen the economy? Do you want inflation to have the upper hand?
For the hot girls
We curated this playlist in April 2023 to celebrate our hot HERtitude babes. The hottest all-women party will make a return in some months, so get on this to be ready for it.
The “My Bro” playlist
This is a special playlist of male artist put together to share with your guys and celebrate male friendships..
Dream Wizkid x Davido setlist
We’re still keeping faith that Big Wiz and OBO will announce the dates of the joint tour Wizkid teased in 2023. To manifest this, drink anointing oil, whisper their names thrice, and rinse this dream setlist of their best jams. Repeat until the tour happens.
A break from Amapiano
The current soundscape of Nigerian pop music is heavily influenced by Amapiano. But it’s a new year and people want to hear new Afrobeats sounds. While we wait, enjoy this playlist we curated one Friday in June 2023 when Naija artists dropped zero-amapiano tunes.
2024’s first weekend
Meet the year openers on a playlist of the outstanding songs that came out in the first week of January, 2024.
For your praise and worship
Need a minister or choir to lead your personal devotion? Press play on this praise and worship list.
The cunt-iest 2023 afrobeats songs
This is for all the freaks in the house.
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