• Kcee released the music video of his Ojapiano remix with One Republic in March 2024, but that isn’t the gist. The gist is that the Nigerian singer said he spent $150,000 (approximately ₦212 million) to bring the video to our screens.

    ₦212 million is not small money, so we had to watch this visual to see why it costs more than an average Richard Mille wristwatch.

    Let’s get into it.

    The video opens with a bull skull, which I took to mean two things: a ranch or a “danger zone”. The next scene proved my first theory because it featured a bunch of idle cowboys and cowgirls with hard faces.

    The frowning cowboys and girls stare at Kcee as he drives into their area, comes out of his car and presents an old tube vintage TV set to a guy who looks like the ringleader of an upcoming cartel. 

    I thought I was about to see a drug deal for a moment, but instead, the guy turns on the TV and “Ojapiano remix” begins playing supernaturally. I say “supernaturally” because the TV isn’t plugged into any source of power known to man. As if that isn’t impressive enough, the old-school (AKA black and white) TV starts showing Kcee and Ryan Tedder in very bright colours.

    After a few seconds, the others gather to watch, and some take dancing positions.

    At this point, I’m confused. One Republic isn’t a country music band or group of cowboys, so why is Kcee meeting cowboys? 

    Also, the white folks watching Kcee on the TV are on one side, but the all-black women dancers remain on the other side. The reason for this segregation is unclear. But let’s move on.

    In the next scene, Kcee appears in a stable. But he’s the only one there. Where are the horses? If they wanted a stable scene so badly, why didn’t they make it look finer in a “too-good-for-horses” way. I mean, they had$150,000 to spend.

    The video continues with Kcee and the dancers dancing and dancing. The others watching the performance on TV did so for the remaining two minutes of the video until the music video ended abruptly. 

    I have so many questions, but the one that confuses me most is why Kcee presented the TV  to the cowboys. What did that symbolise? 

    For a song about being a boss man and money spender, the “Ojapiano remix” music video feels more like a lacklustre countryside adventure. Maybe the $150k included his flight costs to America because nothing else in the visual supports that claim.

    I’ll conclude by saying: “Ojapiano” should have been left as it is —a street anthem without 18 seconds of Ryan Tedder’s vocals and its overpriced music video.

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  • When Nigerian artists, especially rappers, get older, an uncommunicated hiatus or retirement lurks around — impacts of personal decisions and the fickle nature of an industry that lives in the moment.

    But should whatever new music they make remain in the vault indefinitely because they’re no longer the rave of the moment? Will anyone give them any time of the day if they release new music?

    Let’s look at these issues, using Nigerian Hip-Hop artists as case studies, in this piece.

    In-between the general banter and check-in between Vector tha Viper, Sinzu and Ikechukwu in a recent 11-minute long screen-recorded IG live video, the three rap veterans discussed their status as older artists and renewed focus to make more music. The core of their conversation bench-presses on this year’s Nigerian unofficial watchword: “No gree for anybody”, which can be colloquially interpreted as “to stand on business.”

    Evidently, these three rappers are standing on business: Sinzu is posting new music snippets, Ikechukwu released a new album, “O.G.Unkle.Killz” on March 15, and Vector, who hasn’t stopped releasing music in the last six years, is ready to go harder.

    During the IG live, Sinzu mentioned that Gen Zs act like they don’t know him, which is almost true. Sinzu (FKA Sauce Kid) hasn’t been in the spotlight in almost a decade, not since his 2017 run-in with the law in the U.S. His last EP went by without a noise in 2021. On the other hand, another colleague put out a project without much care for Gen Z’s acceptance. Breeze, a song on Ikechukwu‘s new album has been labelled a fresh breath of air since its release.

    But I think that instead of being hyper-focused on Gen-Z, OGs should direct their energy to their dedicated fans. They’re familiar with the brand and will listen to the music as long as it’s great. While life, family and other things may take priority, if a released music resonates, new fans will pick it on the way. In November 2023, Reminisce released “Alaye Toh Se Gogo”, seven years after his last album. Fans’ demand inspired the project and the reception he’s since received has surpassed his expectation. Four years after “ILLY CHAPO X”, rapper Illbliss put out a new album, “Sideh Kai” in February 2024. Modenine is still active and catering to the fans who enjoy his art.

    The “small” matters of finance and profitability can’t be ruled out, though. Nigeria is a poor country and has no industry structure and funds for OGs to stand on. Here, people make money when they are on top. Diminished star power and fanbase and intangible streaming revenues aren’t enough fallback options either.  In markets like the U.S., artists can do 500-1000-capacity halls because investment in infrastructure supports them — Older international acts like Sisqo can still go on tour simply because there’s a structure to cater for him. The opposite is the reality that plagues the elderly class of contemporary Nigerian music.

    There’s no need for OGs to force or recreate what they were widely known for anymore. Identity crisis, fear of ageism and criticism should go out the window. No one will be on top forever. But the grace is always there. The veterans may not be popping like they used to but their core fans — their community — will always listen.

    The realisation and acceptance of everything above comes with an openness to tell new stories in tune to their current reality. This has played out in the case of Reminisce who’s embraced fatherhood since “Baba Hafusa” till “Alaye Toh Se Gogo,” which talks about getting older, navigating relevance and putting on the next generation of artists.

    Illbliss’ “Sideh Kai” is a testament to giving back to his fans and importantly, being a family man and a dad. Vector and M.I have also been on self-discovery yet triumphant journeys— it’s clear in the content of their new music. This openness pushes their art to more impact and opens them to more interpretations. This is the only way they’ll possibly make music that gets finer with their age.

    The beauty of making music at an old(er) age is rooted in the purpose and passion of the artist. So, instead of worrying about investing in streaming farms to push albums like Ikechukwu jestingly said on the IG live, he should double down on the newly found purpose that’s fuelling his passion.

    As we go deeper into the year, more veteran artists should quit watching on the sidelines and get back into the game. Not to prove a point or dump stashes of stale music on us, but to find love in what they do again. People are still cheering.

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  • Easter may not be as lively as Christmas, but it comes with days away from capitalism, so enjoy it in these fun and uncomplicated ways.

    Palm Sunday swag

    It’s normal to make crosses out of palm leaves during Easter. But do you remember how we hung the palm cross around our necks like chains? Yeah, you’re not too old to do that and even rock it all day. Feeling like a kid again is fun; you should try it.

    Sing a special number at church

    See it as an open mic to sing about Christ’s death or resurrection. The applause that’ll come after will have you feeling like a superstar.

    Family drama group 

    Gather your family and set up the stage in your living room. You can act as Judas Iscariot, Mary, Jesus or one of the two thieves beside him. Not only would you give the rundown of one of the most dramatic Christian stories, but you’ll also strengthen your family bond. What’s better than that?

    Sunday night parade

    Join your church members to sing and drum in the middle of the night to announce that Christ has arisen from death. It’s outside, fun and cheap.

    Food exchange

    Where’s the fun in cooking jollof rice or frejon in your house and not sharing it with neighbours and friends?

    Lock in with family

    What’s better than spending time with your family this Easter, with all the laughter, cooking and chores? It’s what Mary and Joseph would’ve wanted, if Jesus didn’t have to sacrifice for a big mission. 

    Sleep

    It’s completely fine if all you want to do is sleep throughout the Easter period. It’s a short window to recuperate for your capitalist overlords.

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