Situationships are confusing enough on their own, but sometimes, all it takes is one line to make you question everything you thought.
We asked Nigerians to share the worst things someone they were in a situationship with ever said to them.
“Every future I try to imagine with you is blurry.”
I’d asked him to define what we were doing.
“What will I call you then? Babe?”
He said, when I asked him to stop calling me “Boss”.
“You made me realise men are cheap.”
Apparently, she meant it as a compliment.
“I can’t wait to be with white women.”
He said, after we had sex, while talking about his plans to japa.
“You’re quite dull.”
I made spelling mistakes in the heat of texting him.
“Who told you to stop attending?”
I mentioned that I used to attend my church’s singles programme.
“What does that have to do with us?”
He said, when I asked to go on a date with someone else.
“Commitment is not in my blood.”
He then explained that his dad never married his mum.
“I hope you learnt a lesson or two.”
She said, when I finally broke up after seeing premium shege.
“I’ve already wasted my money and time.”
I’d asked why he was still with me if he didn’t like me.
“What if my real man passes me by?”
She’d say, whenever I tried to hold her hand in public.
“I hope you have proof of me asking you out.”
He said in front of my friends, when I called him my BF.
“We can’t date because you’re too forward.”
His reason being I sent him “good morning” texts.
“Don’t you have friends to share this with?”
I ranted to him about having a bad day.
“I don’t want our kids to be bullied.”
He ended things because we were both “dark-skinned”.
“My life doesn’t revolve around you.”
He said, when I complained about how long he took to reply texts.
“I always forget about you when you leave.”
She admitted, when I asked why she never texted first.
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