From the kind who shows up to your office on Tuesday afternoon for a surprise date to the type that sends you out of the house in the middle of the night over an argument, each character in the Zikoko Life series is a different kind of lover.

 The character you relate to the most will tell you whether you are a player or a real lover. Take this quiz to find out which Zikoko Life character your love life matches with.

What do you do on a bad first date?

Call one of your six talking stages and ask if they are free

Make up an excuse and politely leave the date

Stare at them with a straight face till they take the hint

Suffer through the date so that they won’t feel bad

Tell them it’s not working out, but ask to remain friends

Leave after the appetizers and never call them again

Correct!

Wrong!

What do you do when you realize you’re starting to fall in love with someone?

Start thinking about how you’ll clear the other talking stages

Start planning your wedding in your head

Call an emergency meeting with your closest friends

Tell them how you feel

Say it as a joke one night while you’re having a moment

Freak out and start pulling away

Correct!

Wrong!

You’re fighting with your babe over text, and it starts to escalate. What do you do?

Ghost them and disappear for days without an explanation

Stop texting and switch to a phone call

Send them a 15-paragraph text and turn off your data

Change the topic and wait for them to come to their senses

Apologise first and talk about it when you’re both calm

Show up at their place with their favourite food and a bottle of wine

Correct!

Wrong!

Can you date someone who is not open to sex?

No sex, as how? What did we now come here to do?

I don’t mind, I’m celibate till marriage, anyway

I can’t date someone who can’t wait till we get married

Seduction is an art. We’ll take it slow and steady

Yes, they matter more to me than sex does

Hmmm…we’ll talk about it and come to a compromise

Correct!

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Your partner wants to ask you out / you want to ask your partner out, how would you want it done?

After three months of talking, are we not already dating?

As a surprise with a gesture that only the two of us understand

Something small and intimate

No surprises please, we need to talk about it first

An Instagram-worthy grand romantic gesture

With support from our friends and family

Correct!

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Your partner is getting too close to someone that you know wants them, what do you do?

Take it as permission to start an open relationship

Do the same thing so they can see how it feels

Walk away from the relationship

Have a conversation and try to understand them

Ask them to pick between you and their new bestie

Stew in silent jealousy

Correct!

Wrong!

What’s the longest time you think a relationship should last before leading to marriage?

Marriage? What’s that?

Isn’t marriage the end goal of dating? ASAP, please

Real lovers know 5-minutes into the first date

Anything longer than two years is a waste of my time

No time limit. It depends on when we’re both ready

As soon as it feels right

Correct!

Wrong!

What quality do you value most in a partner?

A fine face

Emotional maturity

Loyalty

Independence

Good communication skills

Charisma

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Which of these describes your love life?

I lowkey have commitment issues

I’m only on the streets because I haven’t found the LOML

I’ll rather be single than date someone I’m not in love with

I’m looking for money, not love, abeg

I can date the same person for five years

Marriage or nothing

Correct!

Wrong!

What’s your love language?

Words of affirmation

Physical touch

Gift giving

Quality time

Acts of service

All of them, I can’t choose

Correct!

Wrong!

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