There’s always Rice at home, but is there always stew? No. We profile 4 things you can do with white rice when you don’t have stew or whatever you eat your rice with.

1. Throw It Away

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Look, just throw it away man. It’s not useful.

2. Add Rat Poison and Feed It To Rats

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Mix it with poison and feed it to rats. That’s not animal cruelty, is it?

3. Use It To Break Your ‘White’ Fast

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If you attend Celestial Church, this works even better. Life na sense.

4. Eat It Like That And Blame Buhari/Osinbajo

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If people don’t brush their teeth in the morning nowadays, they blame Buhari and Osinbajo. You sef eat your white rice in peace and blame the APC government. Nothing spoil.