unserious | Zikoko!

1. You, whenever you wake up on a school day.

I can’t stand up. I just can’t.
2. When you’re not listening and your teacher tells you to stand up and tell the class the last thing they said.

Uhm! Sir, the thing is…
3. When your teacher tells you to go and solve the question on the board.

Please epp.
4. When the teacher shouts “you there, stand up” and you already know it’s you they are talking to.

Hay God! Why me?
5. When you never do your homework at home and spend 10 minutes before submission like:

I CAN MAKE IT!
6. When the class is meant to end by 12:00 and by 12:01 the teacher has still not left the class.

Do and be going, abeg.
7. When this happens:

You know nothing.
8. You, whenever you’re in class.

Can this torture end?
9. When you wake up on the day of a test you didn’t bother to study for.

Well, I cannot come and go and kill myself.
10. When the test starts and the whole class is writing but you’re just there like:

What is happening here?
11. When your classmates want to discuss the answers they got after the test.

Please, lets not go back to our vomit.
12. When your friends ask you how your test was.

Can we just free this thing?
13. When your mates are calculating what they need to get an A and you’re just there dangling between a D and an F like:

Holding on for dear life.
14. You and sleeping in class.

Nobody should touch me, biko
15. You, whenever you wake up on a weekend.

FINALLY!
1. When you try to chook hand in his food and he starts acting drama.

On top small chicken?

2. When you tell him you’re broke and instead of you to be seeing credit alert he is saying “me too”.

Is that what I asked you?

3. When you’re having an argument and instead of letting you win, he starts throwing facts your way.

So he’d rather be a lawyer than be your boyfriend, abi?

4. When you tell him you like his watch and he doesn’t immediately dash you.

He is not serious.

5. When he comes before you.

He will now go and sleep.

6. When you tell him that you don’t want anything for Valentine’s day and he actually doesn’t buy you anything.

He is an olodo.

7. When something is bothering you and he can’t read your mind to know what’s wrong.

Love should give him superpowers.

8. When you tell him “I’m fine” and he actually stops asking what’s wrong.

He has already failed.

9. When you start forming vex and start leaving and he really lets you leave.

It can pain sha.

10. When you send him a message and 3 seconds later he has still not replied.

He better be dead.

11. When he doesn’t get you a gift for Independence day, Easter, Sallah, Children’s day, and his own birthday.

What is now his use?

12. When it’s been one hour and he hasn’t checked up on you.

What is his excuse?

13. When you’re ready for marriage and he is complaining that it’s just been 2 months.

Is that not enough?

14. When you’re meant to be the only woman in his life but he is still in contact with his mother and sisters.

He is not ready.

15. When you want make your hair and he wants to pay his school fees instead.

Is that how to love?

1. You, whenever you wake up on a school day.

2. When you’re not listening and your teacher tells you to stand up and tell the class the last thing they said.

3. When your teacher tells you to go and solve the question on the board.

4. When the teacher shouts “you there, stand up” and you already know it’s you they are talking to.

5. When you never do your homework at home and spend 10 minutes before submission like:

6. When the class is meant to end by 12:00 and by 12:01 the teacher has still not left the class.

7. When this happens:

8. You, whenever you’re in class.

9. When you wake up on the day of a test you didn’t bother to study for.

10. When the test starts and the whole class is writing but you’re just there like:

11. When your classmates want to discuss the answers they got after the test.

12. When your friends ask you how your test was.

13. When your mates are calculating what they need to get an A and you’re just there dangling between a D and an F like:

14. You and sleeping in class.

15. You, whenever you wake up on a weekend.

1. When you try to chook hand in his food and he starts acting drama.

2. When you tell him you’re broke and instead of you to be seeing credit alert he is saying “me too”.

3. When you’re having an argument and instead of letting you win, he starts throwing facts your way.

4. When you tell him you like his watch and he doesn’t immediately dash you.

5. When he comes before you.

6. When you tell him that you don’t want anything for Valentine’s day and he actually doesn’t buy you anything.

7. When something is bothering you and he can’t read your mind to know what’s wrong.

8. When you tell him “I’m fine” and he actually stops asking what’s wrong.

9. When you start forming vex and start leaving and he really lets you leave.

10. When you send him a message and 3 seconds later he has still not replied.

11. When he doesn’t get you a gift for Independence day, Easter, Sallah, Children’s day, and his own birthday.

12. When it’s been one hour and he hasn’t checked up on you.

13. When you’re ready for marriage and he is complaining that it’s just been 2 months.

14. When you’re meant to be the only woman in his life but he is still in contact with his mother and sisters.

15. When you want make your hair and he wants to pay his school fees instead.