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  • What happens when someone jumps into your jejely resting mentions?

    A Twitter user expressed her concern for the #FreeEse movement

    On August 12th 2015, Ese was taken by a man from her mother’s shop in Opolo, Bayelsa.

    The Twitter user shared her sentiments in a conversation with some of her followers.

    And she shared her opinion on those defending the Emir.

    @sugabelly @idomagirl if you cannot condemn kidnapping and rape as separate and distinct from your religion then you are troubled. End of.

    — Venerated RamGoat (@larimah) February 28, 2016

    Then this person tried to trailer jam her for her views.

    @larimah @sugabelly @idomagirl All you calling Emir of Kano out.. what has the Govt and Senators/Reps of her state done for her?

    — Lekan Olatunde (@olalekantunde) February 28, 2016

    She tried to make him understand her point.

    @olalekantunde @sugabelly @idomagirl did you read article at all? Parents are still seeking redress. Emir could have ended issue months ago

    — Venerated RamGoat (@larimah) February 28, 2016

    But he insisted on his in-depth knowledge of the situation.

    @larimah @sugabelly @idomagirl Missy , i read this story over a week ago. I know what I’m tweeting. So don’t judge on what u just read.

    — Lekan Olatunde (@olalekantunde) February 29, 2016

    This then prompted her to ask what he was doing in her mentions.

    @olalekantunde @sugabelly @idomagirl Missy, if you read the article, why are you in my mentions asking dense questions?

    — Venerated RamGoat (@larimah) February 29, 2016

    And then he came for her with this tweet…

    @larimah Piece of Amphibian shit.

    — Lekan Olatunde (@olalekantunde) February 29, 2016

    And she clapped back with this..

    @olalekantunde stop taking about yourself like that. You should really do something about this poor self esteem.

    — Venerated RamGoat (@larimah) February 29, 2016

    And instead of jejely taking a humble bow out of her mentions..

    @larimah lol. Take a look at your image. Lolololol.

    — Lekan Olatunde (@olalekantunde) February 29, 2016

    She clapped back hard with not just one tweet.. She told him the sad story of his life.

    Do you know the story of your birth, @olalekantunde? It’s a good one, let me tell it.

    — Venerated RamGoat (@larimah) February 29, 2016

    There was once proud old goat in the village, a strong muscular ram, so large it was worshiped @olalekantunde

    — Venerated RamGoat (@larimah) February 29, 2016

    Over the years age dwindled it to a shell of itself, but people respected the old goat. @olalekantunde

    — Venerated RamGoat (@larimah) February 29, 2016

    One day, the venerated ram was crossing the road and got hit by a car. As it lay dying a woman walked up to it. @olalekantunde

    — Venerated RamGoat (@larimah) February 29, 2016

    She found herself suddenly overcome w/ lust and lay down with it. W/ last breath, the dilapidated goat gave her his seed. @olalekantunde

    — Venerated RamGoat (@larimah) February 29, 2016

    The woman fell pregnant and every night she worried what horrible beast grew in her womb. @olalekantunde

    — Venerated RamGoat (@larimah) February 29, 2016

    Would it be a terrifying monster? A deformed creature no one would rest eyes on?@olalekantunde

    — Venerated RamGoat (@larimah) February 29, 2016

    Finally the child’s birth day arrived. The woman hid in the bush and pushed and pushed. @olalekantunde

    — Venerated RamGoat (@larimah) February 29, 2016

    When the baby slid out the woman hurried to examine it and was disappointed. @olalekantunde

    — Venerated RamGoat (@larimah) February 29, 2016

    No fearful monster, no thing to inspire terror. Just an ordinary stupid child that wld grow into an ordinary stupid man. You.@olalekantunde

    — Venerated RamGoat (@larimah) February 29, 2016

    So she abandoned you in the bush to be found by the people you think are your parents today. @olalekantunde

    — Venerated RamGoat (@larimah) February 29, 2016

    HAY GOD!

    When someone tells you the story of your life and ends with how you’re a useless son of a goat.

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