• Instead of doing their translating work, these Nollywood translators were doing everything else:

    1. This translator that did not sleep well before work.

    2. The translator that is getting paid less than minimum wage.

    3. The translator that did not eat before work:

    4. The translator they are owing salary:

    5. The translator that is on strike:

    6. The translator that is looking for career change:

    7. The translator that has just given up completely:

    8. The translator that was distracted by chest and jacuzzi:

    9. When the translator’s deadline is midnight and it’s 11:55pm:

    10. This translator that failed spelling class:

    11. This translator that is afraid to just say “single”:

    12. The translator that was gossiping at work instead of translating.

    13. This translator that would clearly rather start their own business:

    14. This translator that got carried away with the parable:

    15. This translator that REALLY needs to learn their work:

    16. This translator that was watching Peak milk advert:

    17. This translator that was busy reading Zikoko instead of doing their work: