• If you’re like me, you never like to stress yourself at all

    Sleep is life, life is sleep.

    Cooking is a no-no, it has too much work

    Can’t come and kill myself over food

    Sometimes you wish you could have a servant that made food for you

    Is that so bad? To just have one small servant.

    Well, look no further. In the very near future, everyone’ll have a robotic chef to do all their cooking

    Now we can get back to the things that are really important, like being fat and lazy.