• Every week, Zikoko seeks to understand how people move the Naira in and out of their lives. Some stories will be struggle-ish, others will be bougie. All the time, it’ll be revealing.


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    Naira Life 332 bio

    Let’s start from the beginning. What was growing up like?

    There was no money growing up. For example, I started using glasses in Primary Three to manage short-sightedness, and I remember the series of beatings I got when I lost them in Primary Five. My mum kept saying, “Do you know how much I bought those glasses? I’m not getting you another one.” 

    I didn’t get another pair of glasses until I was in JSS1, and when I did, the lenses were too strong for me. After I complained, the ophthalmologist retrieved the glasses, but my mum didn’t have money to get me another pair, so I went without glasses for four years. I didn’t get another pair until I was in SS 2. 

    Phew. What was it like going without glasses for so long?

    I’d sit close to the board, yet strain my eyes to make out what’s on it. Other times, I copied notes from classmates. 

    Once, we were doing class work, and I asked a friend to dictate what was on the board to me. When we all lined up to submit, I went closer to the board to read the questions. It turned out my friend had dictated rubbish to me. Luckily, I still had time to correct my answers, but I felt bad. Someone I considered a friend actually wanted me to fail. 

    Besides having to rely on people, I also had to endure headaches and watery eyes due to the strain. It was a lot, but I had no choice but to live with it. My parents were civil servants, but my mum handled most of the financial responsibilities and always complained about the economy. 

    That’s why I started thinking about making money immediately after I finished secondary school in 1999. I didn’t want to depend on my parents or have to explain why I needed something. At least if I made my own money, I could spend it however I wanted.  

    So, what did you do to make money?

    I started assisting my hairdresser aunt in braiding her clients’ hair. At the time, the “one million braids” hairstyle was popular, and hairdressers always needed assistants to complete it. So, I’d join my aunt, and we’d take about two days to finish one person’s hair. Then she’d pay me ₦400 – ₦600. 

    This was the 90s, so ₦400 wasn’t bad. Helping my aunt braid two people’s hair meant I could make enough money to go to Underbridge Oshodi and get a body hug top and Lycra trousers, which went for ₦1k.  

    I was admitted to university in 2000, and I used the first year to explore the environment and see what I could sell. By the time I resumed for my second year, I’d found a business opportunity: selling undies to the ladies in the hostels. I can’t remember exactly how much the business brought me, but I know I no longer depended on my ₦4k/month pocket money. 

    I ran the business for a year until I completely lost my sight in 2003, when I was in my third year of school. 

    How did that happen?

    I don’t know. I was on my way to get new glasses. One lens had gotten lost two weeks earlier, and my mum had just given me ₦4k to replace it. I was walking when my vision suddenly went blurry. I could make out reflections and rays, but couldn’t see people. Like, the imagery wasn’t forming. 

    I thought it was a joke and kept rubbing my eyes, hoping my sight would “reset”. I’d sometimes deal with blurry sight if a car’s headlight shone into my eyes. This one was different. I managed to get a bike to a friend’s place and begged her to take me to an optician. When we got there, the doctor said there was water retention in my eyes. I was like, “How did water enter my eyes?” 

    He gave me some medications and said he’d recommend surgery if there was no improvement. I took the medication for days, but nothing changed. My mum and I sought different opinions at eye clinics and did multiple scans. At some point, someone recommended an eye foundation to us, and those ones told me there was no guarantee surgery would bring my sight back. They didn’t even explain the test results; they just said they didn’t see any ray of light. It was LUTH who told us it was retina detachment, and there was no fix, so I had to learn to live with it.

    Hmmm. How did that feel?

    In the beginning, I was hopeful. I kept hoping we’d find a solution. After the doctors told us there was no hope, my mum and I turned to religion and spiritual houses.

    We went from prophets to alfas, and spent a whole lot of money. My mum would drop ₦15k here, ₦17k there. One time, we killed a ram. I think we spent ₦30k on that. All of them promised I’d regain my sight in a few days. Nothing changed.

    This went on for about five years. Also, my mum handled all these expenses; there was no support from anywhere. Besides her civil service job, my mum had a fabrics and jewellery business, and everything she made went into trying to find a solution for me.

    As each spiritualist promised and failed, I went from feeling hopeful to feeling lost and agitated. I felt rejected. Would I have to depend on people all my life? Would I turn out to be a beggar? Every bad thing you can imagine, I thought about it. I attempted suicide twice. Each time I woke up, I asked God why he had to return me to life. I was so overwhelmed.

    I’m so sorry you went through that

    Thanks. In 2008, someone introduced my mum to blind education. I applied and was accepted into a rehab school. I think it was ₦50k for the year I spent there, but the school changed my outlook on life. 

    They taught me how to live with my new reality, how to move and navigate my environment with my white cane, how to use a typewriter and computer, how to read and write Braille, and general life and hygiene skills. They also taught me vocational skills, like how to make bags and shoes.

    While in school, I took JAMB again and got admitted to study guidance and counselling in 2009. 

    Amazing

    I might not have even applied if people hadn’t encouraged me to try. I kept thinking, “How do I return to school without my sight?” But I had support. I’d just started dating my husband then, and he’d take me to and from school for registrations. 

    When I moved into the hostel, I made friends with classmates who helped me navigate attending classes and returning safely to my room. I had one friend who never let me just sit in the hostel. She dragged me along when she went out for shows, campus activities, or just to have fun. I think when you’re good to people, you attract good people too. My friends helped me record notes with my midget recorder so I could listen and use the recordings to read. 

    During exams, I either went with a reader to read out the questions for me, or the school provided one while I typed out the answers with a typewriter. I should also note that I had to provide everything I needed to study: typing sheets, a recorder, and even my typewriter. The university didn’t owe me anything. As usual, my mum was my main source of financial support.


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    What happened after uni?

    I started job-hunting after I graduated in 2014. I reasoned that it’d be better for me to find government employment. I specifically wanted to teach, so I applied to government schools and the Ministry of Education. When nothing positive came after a few months, I decided to apply for a master’s degree instead of just sitting at home.

    I got an admission offer in 2015, but it came with a major challenge: how to fund it. My mum didn’t have the capacity to support me anymore, so I turned to people for help. It took a couple of close calls, but I raised the almost ₦140k I needed for admission acceptance and tuition fees. A lecturer even paid my ₦44k hostel fee. God and people really came through for me that year. A fellow student also befriended me and took all my expenses on her head, from food to clothing. 

    Towards the end of my master’s program, I saw an advertisement for state government teachers. I applied and got employed as a Level 8 teacher in 2016. My salary was around ₦52k/month after deductions.

    You got the job you wanted. That must’ve been so exciting

    I can’t even describe how I felt. I knew people around me who, despite their sight, couldn’t get an education or a job. But there I was, with two degrees and a government job just like that. I felt so many emotions: fulfilment, happiness, joy and gratitude.

    I’m now a Level 12 teacher, and my salary has grown to ₦200k/month. It should be slightly more than that, but I’m part of three cooperatives, and they deduct my monthly contributions from the source. 

    What kind of life does your income afford you?

    I’m surviving and can take care of my family to some extent. It’s good to have something consistent, but with the economy, my salary is barely enough. Plus, my expenses are higher than the average person’s. My husband isn’t always comfortable with me using public transportation alone for security reasons. 

    So, when he can’t go with me or I can’t go alone, I often have to travel with someone. This is especially necessary when I’m at work or need to go for documentation. Of course, I have to pay for their transportation and also feed them that day. So, while someone else is spending ₦1k/day on fare, I’m spending ₦5k-₦10k. 

    If I could, I’d have explored side hustles like my colleagues, but I don’t have that luxury. During my undergraduate days, I had a stint selling provisions, but someone cheated me, and I stopped. 

    What happened?

    I used to arrange different cash denominations in a particular way so I could handle transactions. Then, one day, a girl came to buy an egg and handed me what she said was ₦50. 

    I gave her ₦20 change, but my instincts told me she didn’t give me ₦50, so I kept her money aside. When my roommate returned, I asked her to confirm the note, and it was actually ₦20. So, she essentially bought the egg for free and collected her money back. I decided I couldn’t continue doing business if people would just keep cheating me.

    So, even while I want to explore other income opportunities, I’m still limited. I once told someone that I wished I could borrow money from my cooperative to buy a keke so I could ride it and make my money. I’d make enough to support my husband and child. But of course, I can’t do that. I also can’t consider anything involving sales because people will take advantage of my condition.

    That’s awful. Let’s go over these expenses you mentioned earlier. What do they look like in a typical month?

    Naira Life #332 expenses

    The cooperative contribution on this list is different from the three that get taken out at source. I just make these two additional contributions personally. I participate in so many cooperatives because they’re the only way I can save and prepare for the future. When I retire, I can have something to keep me before gratuity comes in. 

    What’s an ideal amount you think would give you a comfortable life?

    I can’t say there’s an ideal amount. If my salary increases to ₦1m tomorrow, my expenses will grow to match it. A higher income will definitely help my family live better, but I don’t have a particular figure in mind.

    I’m curious. What’s navigating work and students like as a visually impaired teacher?

    Teaching is actually much easier now. The state has an online platform where teachers can download their materials. So, I use a text-to-speech app on my phone to read the materials.

    Before, we mostly had printed textbooks, and I had to get someone to snap the pages before my app could read them to me. Whenever I need to use a print material, I can get someone around me to help take photos of the notes. Also, my students are sighted, but I don’t have problems managing them.

    Interesting. What’s something you want right now but can’t afford?

    A two-storey building.

    That’s very specific

    It’s actually a childhood dream. Growing up, we lived on the ground floor, and the landlord’s family, who lived upstairs, kept throwing things at us. That’s when I decided that if I ever built my own house, it had to be a two-storey building — not to intimidate my neighbours, but to be on top of my building and just enjoy the environment.

    What’s something you bought recently that improved the quality of your life?

    I equipped my kitchen with things to make my life easier. I love pounded yam, but I can’t pound. Other people with visual impairments can do it o, I just can’t. I also don’t like frying because of the hot oil. So, I bought an air fryer for ₦35k and a yam pounder for ₦22k.

    How would you rate your financial happiness on a scale of 1-10?

    7.5. I’m a happy person, and I don’t allow things to get to me. I’ve grown past the point of wallowing in my condition. It has happened, and life moves on. I’m not close to where I want to be financially, but I won’t show that the weight of the world is on my shoulders. Also, can I say something to people reading this?

    Sure

    Please, don’t run away from people with disabilities. When you see people standing by the road with their white canes, they probably need help crossing the road or a bridge. It doesn’t hurt to offer help. I’ve had people run away from me when I call out for help. Disability isn’t communicable, and the stigma doesn’t help. There are many of us out here, and we need as much assistance and financial help as possible.


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  •  Someone you know has left or is planning to leave. 1,000 Ways To Japa will speak to real people and explore the infinite number of reasons and paths they use to get to Japa


    Mfon* (28) was broke, depressed, and recovering from the psychological effects of a toxic job, until she decided to change her life. In this story, she shares how getting a foreign job and relocating to Japan with less than ₦7 million has taken most of her problems away. 

    Where do you currently live, and when did you move out of Nigeria?

    I currently live in Japan. I moved in March 2025 because I needed a break from Nigeria. It was the easiest and most affordable place for me to live. 

    Why did you need a break from Nigeria?

    I was depressed at the time, and it all went back to 2023, when I had to quit a toxic job for my sanity. I moved in with my parents after quitting my job. I was doing nothing with my life, and it continued that way until 2024. I decided I couldn’t continue living like that, so I started focusing on fashion design, but I didn’t find satisfaction in it because the mental effects of that toxic job still haunted me. I also wanted to do something tangible with my life. That’s why I started considering relocation. 

    I’m sorry you went through that. How did Japan come into the picture?

    I got a job that came with a visa sponsorship. In pursuit of tangible achievements, I stumbled on websites where I found international job listings. That’s usually the easiest way to get a job in Japan. The website is called GaijinPot. Some Japanese companies have websites where you can apply for jobs directly.  I did both–I applied through company websites and GaijinPot – but the one that went through was the company website job listing.

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    Can you share more job-hunting tips?

    From personal experience, you can’t do much to influence the Japanese hiring process. However, having basic qualifications goes a long way.

    I applied for a language teaching assistant job, and I needed at least a bachelor’s degree, which means that I was required to have 12 years of education. They also added that I needed to be a native English speaker or from an English-speaking country. I couldn’t meet that requirement, so I substituted with something close.

    What did you do?

    I acquired a Teaching English as a Foreign Language certificate from Alison.com. This worked for me, but other people’s journeys might be different. Just do your research, find out what your employer wants and tailor your application to match their requirements. Whatever the case, having teaching experience helps when applying for a teaching job. I only had three months of experience, and I got the job.

    Thank you. What was the immigration process like for you?

    After I got the job offer, the company asked me to send some documents to process my Certificate of Eligibility (COE), which is a necessity in the visa application process. 

    Here’s how it works: The party sponsoring the visa (the company) has to apply for the COE in Japan. When it’s out, the sponsor sends it to you. Once you receive it, you can apply for the visa. You have to book an appointment at the embassy, go with your passport, COE, and the rest is pretty straightforward. The visa is typically ready within a week. It was a fast process for me. I got the job in December, my COE was prepared in February, and I moved in March. 

    How much did the process cost you?

    The company’s sponsorship didn’t cover much, so I had to pay for my visa and every other minor expense. My company recommended budgeting 600,000 yen for the relocation process, which is about ₦7 million. My flight cost me about $1,000. I needed a police character certificate, which cost around ₦50,000, and the visa cost me ₦12,500. Those were the major expenses.

    Oh, that’s relatively affordable! How’s life in Japan going?

    It’s been two months, but I love it here already. I’ve always wanted a life outside Nigeria.

    Life didn’t magically become great, but it’s easier because there’s a system in place here. And as someone who loves nature, it feels like a perfect fit because of the beautiful parks. I can go to the park anytime I like because it is free. The only thing I’m still trying to get used to is how much they mind their business. Even when you try to greet them, they won’t respond sometimes. But everything else is great!

    Is that because of the language barrier?

    I don’t think so. The primary requirement of my job is that I speak no Japanese to my students, because the school is trying to encourage them to use English as much as possible. So I don’t speak Japanese at all at work. That is the entire point of my job. 

    When I’m outside work, I use a translator app or speak the basic Japanese I know. But that’s not why they like to mind their business. I’ve concluded that it’s either a national trait or they are shy.

    Aside from the solid system in Japan, what are the perks of living there?

    It’s a really safe country, and my salary here is much better than what I earned in Nigeria. My favourite part is that there’s stable electricity, and it doesn’t cost that much. The transportation system is also solid. There are more perks that I’ll discover the longer I live here.

    Is Japan your final destination?

    It’s a beautiful country and a great place to raise children, but Japan is famous for not being completely accepting of immigrants. Most of the time, you can only get English teaching jobs. With my visa, that’s the only career I can explore here. Getting permanent residence can also take 10 years if you don’t have a really good job. So, I’m not sure if this is my final destination.

    I was not happy in Nigeria. I was broke, depressed, and without electricity. It sounds funny, but it was a big deal. I was a tailor, and I needed constant electricity, but the power supply was nothing to write home about. I was spending too much on fuel. 

    On a scale of one to ten, how happy are you in Japan?

    A solid nine. I’m just happy to be away from Nigeria. 


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  • There were some good things about being a teacher’s pet:

    1. You’re always the default person to write the names of noisemakers.

    2. You always know what everyone scored in the class test or exam.

    Because you were the one that recorded it for the teacher.

    3. Seniors are always afraid to punish you for fear of incurring the teacher’s wrath.

    So you walk around like there is boil in your armpit as per “The Untouchable”.

    4. You’re always exempt from general class punishments.

    Because your teacher will be like, “I’m sure you were not part of them”.

    5. Even if all your classmates are shouting:

    And you were even the leader sef.

    6. So because of that, your classmates almost always end up hating you.

    7. You can’t make any mistake because your punishment is always twice as severe.

    8. And you’re always the first to get called to answer a question.

    It’s not the teacher’s fault, it’s just that it’s only your name they can remember.

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  • Let me tell you about that time I took a phone to school when I was in J.S.S.3 and how it was promptly seized.

    My parents always had this fear of me getting kidnapped so to make sure I was safe, they devised a way to check in with me every few hours.

    My parents were kind of paranoid. Don’t blame them. They meant well.

    So even though it was unorthodox for people my age to own phones at the time, they bought me one.

    My first phone!

    And made me promise to keep it a secret.

    If anyone finds out, murder them.

    I lied to them. I couldn’t wait to show everyone at school!

    SO EXCITED!!!

    So I went to school the next day. Feeling myself.

    They will know who I am today!

    My classmates noticed the pep in my step and asked why I was so excited.

    Wetin dey do this one?

    Then dramatically, I showed them the phone.

    YASSSS!!! BOW AND EXALT!!!!!

    Everyone went wild!

    As expected.

    Remember this was 2003, having a phone as an adult was kind of a big deal so for a 13 year old it was huge.

    I was no longer their mate.

    Everyone wanted to hold it. Everyone wanted to be around me all the time. I felt like a celebrity.

    This must be what it feels like to be Beyonce.

    Then our maths teacher came in for first period so I had to quickly hide the phone.

    In my trusty school bag.

    30 minutes into the class, something terrible happened. The phone began to ring.

    GBESE!

    The teacher asked where the sound was coming from. No one answered.

    Nobody wanted to snitch.

    It kept on ringing so it didn’t take him long to find the source.

    My school bag.

    He told me to give the phone to him. I had been caught.

    I was distraught.

    As I took the phone out of my bag, I looked at the screen, wondering how my parents could possibly call at a time they knew i’d be in class.

    Mummy and Daddy, Why na?!!

    But it wasn’t a call. It was an alarm.

    An alarm I KNOW I did not set.

    Apparently while the phone was being passed from person to person earlier, someone probably set an alarm by mistake.

    Imagine nonsense.

    And then I thought, what if someone set the alarm to ring when he/she knew we’d be in class with a teacher?

    What if someone set me up?

    My parents had to come to school the next day to beg my Maths teacher for the phone.

    We didn’t think it through. We’re very sorry.

    They didn’t give the phone back to me. My life as a celebrity was over.

    Back to being regular.

    I never figured out who set the alarm or why.

    Everybody denied.

    And even though i’m now an adult, the thing still dey vex me sometimes.

    Because deep down, I still believe someone set me up.

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  • 1. You, when they post you to a school and you think your easy life has started.

    My God is not asleep!

    2. How you enter your class for the first time.

    Teacher Chike is n town!

    3. How you sleep in the morning because you think you can stab classes anyhow.

    Those students have learnt enough for this week.

    4. When the principal now notices you and starts parading the school for role call.

    Nawa for you people o!

    5. And the one stubborn student in your class now starts to show herself.

    Disturbing your class everytime!

    6. You, when the student starts with her wahala again.

    Don’t kill me for my mummy abeg!

    7. How the other teachers look at you when you don’t go for assembly.

    You people should free me, please.

    8. How the students look at you when you drop one big English.

    “What is this one saying now?”

    9. You, when you’ve being teaching your students for hours, but they still don’t get it.

    I am surrounded by olodos!

    10. You, when you hear your friends in the ministry are collecting 10k

    And I’m here suffering and collecting 2k?

    11. You, when the principal says you must come for extra lessons.

    See the stress!

    12. How you happily leave when you’re FINALLY done with NYSC

    See you NEVER!
  • 1. How he used to dress every single day.

    Does this one think the profession is a joke?

    2. When he insists all the students call him one useless nickname like his normal name is not funny enough.

    Baba leave this thing alone!

    3. How he strolls around the school.

    Are you the landlord sir?

    4. When he tries to add “efizzy” to his teaching style by adding rap and dance steps to his classes.

    Who asked you oh?

    5. When he tries to enter students gist by force by fire.

    Sir, your mates are in the staff room.

    6. When he uses all the information he has gathered by being the friendly teacher, against students.

    Judas is that you?

    7. When he cracks one of his dry jokes and expects the class to start laughing.

    You are not a comedian sir, face mathematics.

    8. When his fellow teachers see him coming, they’re like:

    Please he should go and look for someone else to disturb.

    9. When he finally stops pretending and shows his true colours.

    We said it!

    10. When after all his shenanigans he becomes the head of department, you’re like:

    This life is turn by turn sha!
  • 1. When you greet them and they ask “what’s good about the morning?”

    Ah! No vex.

    2. When they write “see me” on your assignment.

    Oh God! What did I do again?

    3. How you feel when you enter the teachers’ staff room:

    Chai! Who sent me message?

    4. When they tell you to buy cane and bring to school.

    Is this even fair?

    5. When they are flogging you and they say “if you touch it, I’ll start again.”

    Please epp me.

    6. When they start cleaning the board and you tell them you haven’t finished copying it.

    Hian! Take it easy.

    7. When that teacher that hates you tries to be nice to you on visiting day.

    Save it.

    8. When your favorite teacher bad mouths you to your parents on open day.

    Wow. Is it like that?

    9. When they wait for their period to be over before they ask “any questions?”

    Better carry your load and go.

    10. When they hear that your next class is a free period.

    Ugh! Just leave us.

    11. When they tell the class captain to write names of noise makers and they don’t collect it.

    Look at God!

    12. When they ask a question and ignore all your classmates with their hands up and pick you.

    Why are you asking me? Did I raise my hand?

    13. How they set questions:

    Jisos!

    14. When they wish you good luck before an exam.

    See this devil.

    15. When they look at your script during a test and shake their head.

    Hay God! Should I just start again?

    16. How they mark your exam:

    17. When you get everything in your exam but they still keep that 1 mark for themselves.

    Na wa! Is it that 1 mark you will eat at home?
  • 1. When the teacher asks if everyone understands and the class says “YES!”.

    You people understood that?

    2. You, in most classes:

    Why am I even here?

    3. When the teacher doesn’t give an area of concentration before exam.

    What sort of devil?

    4. You, trying to study:

    I don’t understand what I’m looking at.

    5. When you hear that the class efiko is organizing tutorials.

    Can’t dull it.

    6. When you get your exam questions and start wondering when they taught you all this.

    Hian. I didn’t miss class na? What is all this?

    7. When all your classmates are collecting extra sheet and you haven’t even finished the one they gave you.

    What is this struggle?

    8. When you look around during an exam and see everyone using a compass and you don’t know what it’s for.

    You people sef.

    9. You, whenever you hear “10 minutes left” during a test:

    Didn’t we just start?

    10. When your classmates are comparing answers after a test and they all got ’24’, while you got ‘Sodium’.

    Hay God!

    11. When your classmates are calculating what they need to get an A and you’re calculating what you need to not carryover.

    We have different issues, abeg.

    12. You, when you hear that results are out:

    The stress.

    13. When you hear the class efiko complaining about getting a B.

    See this mad person.

    14. When you get a C in a course you thought you’d fail.

    God is good.

    15. Your motto:

    It’s true sha.