1. When you are arguing with a policeman and then you realise you don’t have your driving license.

2. When your mother asks you if she looks fat in a dress and you say yes.

3. When you tell your mother-in-law her food is a bit salty.

4. When your dad asks you where he should keep something and you ask him to put it on your head.

5. When your boyfriend asks you if you love him and you say “not yet”.

6. When you lie to your best friend that her make up slays and she offers to do it for you.

7. When your aunty is getting carried away in church and is adding jara to her testimony and you start laughing.

8. When your dad asks if you remember your uncle and you say “oh you mean the one you said is a scammer”.

9. When your friend asks you if her baby is cute and you say “well it depends on the angle sha”.

10. When your boyfriend asks if you love him more than your ex and you say “well…”.